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From the beginning of time there has been one thing that has baffled and fascinated men. Fascinated them to the brink of madness, to full scale war and sometimes even horrific crimes. These things are not uncommon, and are not too often overlooked. In fact they are constantly ogled, studied and discussed. What could these possibly be? Boobs. Not just normal boobs though, celebtitties. In many years of being a film buff I have compiled a list of favorites from full on exposure to a snippet of a first time starlett that wasn’t yet famous. The best are the celebs who made their nude debut after years of coy shyness, just to have a ,no pun intended, unveiling. If you have your favorite breasts to discuss, comment away. All these females are amazing specimans to say the least in the male objectification of women…  (more…)

Admit it. When that harpoon speared Wash in the latter third of Joss Whedon’s Serenity, you felt like your own heart was being staked, didn’t you? Thanks to an upcoming one-shot from comic and actor Patton Oswalt, you’ll soon get a chance to honor Wash’s memory and learn more about him. (more…)

Francois Alaux and Herve de Crecy, the duo that won an Oscar for their short film, Logorama, is apparently now working on short live-action film Ubisoft’s Ghost Recon series. The film will serve as advertisement and a prequel to the upcoming Ghost Recon: Future Soldier. Seems like Ubisoft is hoping that what they did with Assassin’s Creed, they are hoping it will work for Ghost Recon, and getting the folks from Logorama may make it work right to get people pumped for the game. Let’s just hope a certain evil company,  *cough*Activision*cough,* doesn’t get the idea to make movies for their games because really, who would want a Band Hero movie.

Source: Kotaku

Former child actor Corey Haim reportedly died Wednesday morning of an apparent overdose, several media outlets have confirmed. The 38-year-old who was a teen heartthrob during the late 80’s and early 90’s and known as Half of the Two Coreys. His good looks and patented laugh rose with his star when the 2 met on the set of one of the greatest Vamp movies ever “The Lost Boys” (more…)

Tim Burton’s latest excercise in weirdness, Alice in Wonderland was visually satisfying but a failure in dramatic story telling. How could it have been better, you say? Well, that question is best answered in this video mashup of Lady Gaga in Wonderland by Black20’s

When Wonderland is threatened by a pop-music hating Queen Of Hearts, pop music sensation Lady Gaga returns to her homeland to kick some evil ass… but mainly dance, sing, and weird it up.

This creation is not only far more superior but also offers the energy, curiosity, and emotional draw that Burton failed to deliver.

source: slashfilm

Asked on the Red Carpet about when Bill and Ted were going to have another triumphant adventure through time, Keanu Reeves, who I believe had an awesome attitude  about this whole thing, was fantastic. The question he has to be asked at least once daily for the past 20 years, he was shockingly cavalier about! When asked if he was kidding he said “I’m not! I’m not!”

Problem is, try to get a read on him. I can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic! Because at the end of the interview he sounds dead serious. At the beginning however he sounds like he’s kidding.

I would like to say, that as a child, I LOVED Bogus Journey. However now now?? B&T’s Bogus Journey is SO terrible that it hurts. It was just dumb. 90’s dumb. I still love it, though but can you imagine part 3? The thing is, they are all in their early 40’s (I believe) or even late late 30’s. What can they do about a script? Wyld Stallions aligned the planets and brought peace and harmony to the world and universe. Opening communications to alien life on other planets to small domestic household pets…So what could they do? Throw some plot ideas out my way, I’d be interested to hear what you guys think.

And PLEASE… NO REBOOT

The Iron Man 2 Trailer #2 appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. With even more action and beautifully rendered affects make this comic book come to life even more so the its predecessor, or any othe comic movies for that matter. With a Star riveted cast including Mickey Rourke, Sam Rockwell, Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle and Samuel L. Jackson… Whiplash has more to say this time around and tells you WHY when their is blood in the water the sharks will come, and it makes more sense. It also shows a really cool sequence that explains how after Stark has his race car whipped into shreds and is out of costume, he has a chance against Whiplash. With an assemblage that attaches to his chest and expands to form fit Ala’ Transformers. This trailer is getting me even mor excited for this Sequel..and don’t be nervous guys…Think about Superhero sequels…Spiderman 2: Amazing- X-Men 2: Unbelievable- Dark Knight: Oscar Worthy…So I think Iron Man 2 is a safe bet…as for part 3? Lets cross that Bridge when we come to it.

Iron Man 2 is in theaters May 7, 2010.

Synopsis:

With the world now aware of his dual life as the armored superhero Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) faces pressure from the government, the press, and the public to share his technology with the military. Unwilling to let go of his invention, Stark, along with Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), and James “Rhodey” Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at his side, must forge new alliances — and confront powerful enemies.

So, while the Uber succefful Wolverine X-Men Origins made huge bank, it garnerd mediocre reviews by critics and fans alike. Well it now has a sequel that has just been penned by C Mac:

Christopher McQuarrie, of “X-Men” and “Valkyrie” fame, has finished the script that THR reported he was starting last August.

No director has been signed. And the script is a little different than originally thought

See my problem with the original was that I believed it should’ve been rated R in true Wolverine berszerker, hack nd slash action. Yes, they gave him his funny quirks, And Liev Schrieber was a superb Sabretooth, but the movie was too fluff  for audiences who anted Wolverine going mental, which he is absoluteky known for. The New story set in Japan is absolutely a 180 from the lst film and I have high hopes for it, . There are also plenty of X-Men movies on the boards. The next one will bring back director Bryan Singer, who made the first two films. When Singer was sidelined with “Superman Returns. The first 2 X-Men being the superiour, with X-men 3 sucking it big time and being directed by Brett Ratner. hopefully with Singer back at the helm, the new X-men will FSU for us once more.

As for Wolveine 2? I was one of the only people who REALLY enjoyed Wolverine 2…Let’s hope they tag it with an R and let Wolverine loose on the theater. How do you catch a beast? Release a Beast to go after the first one.