It’s a sad fact of life that we can’t use the force. Getting someone to sleep with you would be soooo much easier. But we cannot lament over things that are out of our control. It’s okay though! Put the razor blade down! There is a new awesome release in fashion that will have the ladies/ guys (whichever you’re after) pulling your pants off in no time. I introduce to you the Vader Track Jacket. Now be the most feared nerd at your school or workplace. This thing is rocking Vader’s breastplate mechanical panel on the front as well as a short cape thing (both are detachable). For 100 dollars it’s not the best deal but this is a must have for any hardcore  Star Wars geek. Force choke not included in retail purchase. Enjoy!

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I thought I had a lot of free time on my hands! Some talented photo shopper did some brill artwork with some celeb pics…If there is more to come, I haven’t heard yet, but I’m so entertained by these, I hope they keep rolling out new ones weekly. The Na’vi Celebs are the new “If They Had A Baby Mashups” (more…)

To qoute Kevin Smith (via twitter) “G’bye, 2009. You were like an amazing one night stand who broke out the anal in the first 10 minutes. I will never forget you. Or your ass.” Say hello to 2010. Look for another year of nerdy/edgy/cool entertainment from us here at Nerd Bastards.

Of all the things to make into a musical, they pick one of the greatest Troma films of all time.  I have a feeling I know where I will be spending my next weekend off.  If you are like me and have a really twisted sense of humor and find these movies like ambrosia from the God’s of geekdom here is the link to buy tickets.

Avatar has done what critics and Hollywood thought to be nearly impossible. It has grossed back over its half a billion dollar budget in nearly 13 days in combination with it’s overseas gross. A feat that many were pessimistic about. THR :

Director James Cameron’s mega-budget epic raised eyebrows with its overseas boxoffice staying power, grossing $145 million — a mere 12% drop from its opening weekend — from 14,844 screens. It did well in its second week in the U.S. as well.

The film’s offshore cumulative total stands at $405 million. Worldwide tally clocks in at $617.3 million.

Big Fucken Kudos! The film with its beautiful visual envelopment and huge 3D success may just totally annihilate how we normally viewd movies…Which I’m sure was Jim Cameron’s intent all along..The Scoundrel!!!

(Gingerbread Laptop Made by Melissa Fouch)

As everyone can relate. The holidays are quite stressful and hold less and less meaning to us as each year passes. We grew up under the impression that a jolly fat man wanted to give us shit just for not pissing our parents off. We were entertained and mesmerized by the clay-mation moral classics , such as Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman and many others. We thought getting and decorating a Christmas Tree was something special, oh how nice it was to get the perfect tree. Sitting by a warm fire after playing all day in snow was magical. We could go to sleep blissfully listening to Bing Crosby sing White Christmas. There was just an innocence from when we were children that most of us wish we could just go back to. Because now we are adults , we realize the horrible truth. Santa is not real, your parents whom you trusted , fucking lied straight to your face. In addition to that tragedy which has scared us for life seeing Rudolf the tumored nosed reindeer for the fucking 1000th time makes us want to drown the pain away with gallons of spiked Eggnog! Going through the hassle and expense of getting the perfect Christmas Tree, yea RIGHT! A cheap pathetic Charlie brown wannabe tree sounds perfect! We discover that snow is in fact not fun at all, it’s cold, wet and just never goes away. A fire would be a nice follow up but chances are your parents got divorced and now you live in a shitty apartment without a fire place. Hearing  “White Christmas” once a year wouldn’t be bad because it is a good song but no, it’s played nonstop and Santa’s real workshop, the fucking mall. The final shock to your jingled balls is not the fact that the gift you got for that special someone simply got regifted to you but rather, somehow, in the past 10 years saying Merry Christmas apparently became a socially degrading phrase. Happy Holidays my ass!

Now I realize I must sound like Dickens Scrooge but the fact of it is we have all endured , in someway, the tortures of Christmas. It’s a holiday that has pissed on us and  that we have shitted on in return. Being rammed in the ass by Satan’s big red devil dick sounds a hell of a lot better. Speaking of which at least hell is warm!

Though despite all that I have said and certainly experienced. There is for a moment on Christmas day that makes me understand what all the commercial hallmark movies are talking about. It’s realizing that no matter who your with or what you get, it is the comfort and cheer of your fellow man, family, friend or stranger that is the greatest gift of all. Sure it’s suppose to be a birthday celebration for a questionable, mythical, figure but it has become a day to love, laugh and cheer, to reflect on what is good in life. Enduring any torturing tribulation in order to experience that is all worth it.

So with that we at Nerd Bastards say Merry Christmas. We love you all! Have a good Holiday and thank you for the support.

Note: In observance of the Holiday we will be taking a short 3 day break. There may be a post here and there but we will be back into full swing on Monday Dec. 28th.

Kids today will do ANYTHING to be an internet hit. There is the Single Ladies Fat Guy, The Leave Britney Alone Girl/Boy, just to name a couple. This however is extra effort put in to  stunt that payed off in droves. Cinematical:

Shorewood High School, in Shoreline, Wash., recreated the 500 Days number with a bit of a twist: They did it in one unbroken take. Oh, and they did it backwards. That is to say, the main performers had to listen to the song played in reverse and learn how to lip-sync it that way, so that it would look right when the video was played backwards. Why the extra effort? I don’t know!

I have to disagree…at least just a little. Some of the backwards running effects were a bit slop, and the lip syncing, even though we need to give the mad props for the backwards singing was a little off…mouthwise.

Seems to me like the WHOLE school was involved. It is Washington State, so it could quite possibly have been the WHOLE school. Mr. Ballew’s video production class, the brains behind this work of artistry deserves some sort of Internet Oscar Nod for Direction…To get what appears to be the whole student body working like a well oiled machine.

Ok. It is no surprise that I am a Twilight Hater. Bad. Wicked Bad. But now I have a little more respect for the shirtless bastard Taylor Lautner. Last night he hosted Saturday Night Live, and the opening monologue was so incredible…I marked out like a 15 year girl seeing Robert Pattenson in a mall. He broke out into a funny rant about his girlfriend Taylor Swift and Kanye West just before doing DARTH MAUL-like acrobatics and impressive Bo staff skills….No, seriously. Watch past the NBC mandatory commercial.

I’m a little confused on what precisely is going on here but regardless this Mario Samurai art is pretty freaking cool. As I think about this illustration a bit further my best guess would be that it appears that Mario is about to mount dinosaur Yohsi and then sodomize Bowser with his sword. Don’t you agree?  Props to deviantART member xiaobaosg for creating this magnificent and bad ass art.

For the photography nerds… a Canon boy raps about his forbidden love for a Nikon girl.  It’s just makes my little heart melt.  Sort of in a terrifying Raiders of the Lost Ark kind of way.