Luke’s Change: A 9/11 Conspiracy Parody Starring The Skywalker Family

- 03-19-13Cool Stuff, Funny Videos Posted by James Daniels

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We’re gonna keep our views on the numerous 9/11 conspiracy theories to ourselves….But you gotta admit, when those same theories are applied to the destruction of the first Death Star, as Graham Putnam does in Luke’s Change: An Inside Job (a parody of the 9/11 conspiracy documentary: Loose Change), and when the event is looked at from the perspective of an Imperial citizen (who apparently has access to a LOT of classified information),  the whole thing DOES start to look kinda sketchy: A one-man fighter takes out a space station the size of a moon with a single shot, and the pilot just happens to be the son of that station’s commander, who just happens to be the only survivor of the station’s destruction?

It’s food for some very nerdy thought, but I have to admit, I was disappointed by several glaring mistakes you’d think anyone who’s a big enough SW fan to make a vid like this would avoid: Alderaan is mispronounced repeatedly, as is Corellian…Leia didn’t add Solo to her last name until she married Han (an EU storyline), Anakin built Threepio, but not Artoo….and, most annoying of all: the thermal exhaust port on the first Death Star was two METERS wide, not two feet.

I will grant that it’s possible these mistakes were made purposely for nerds like us to nitpick (just as I’m sure the average 9/11 conspiracy theory has more than a few factual errors), but I’ve personally never liked the “I’m Gonna Sound Like An Idiot To Make YOU Look Like A Bigger Idiot” school of comedy.

Anyway, here’s the vid: Watch it, and draw your own conclusions.

Life as Anakin Sucked, Says the Artist Formally Known as Little Anakin

- 03-06-12Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

“Other children were really mean to me. They would make the sound of the lightsaber every time they saw me. It was totally mad,” Lloyd, now 22, told the Mail Online. “My entire school life was really a living hell—and I had to do up to 60 interviews a day. … When you have something like that there’s a lot of expectations for it to meet the standards of the public, and I don’t think George [Lucas] did that.”

Hm, I guess were lucky that Lloyd didn’t go shopping at a gun show all things considered. But seriously, that kind of pressure, from a movie like Star Wars, with his face on everything from lunchboxes to toothbrushes,  it must have been hard enough for Lloyd to deal with already as a 10-year-old, let alone the razzing he took from the school kids about it. I’m guessing that’s part of the reason why Lloyd pretty much bailed on acting after 2000.

To think, the former star of Jingle All the Way beat out hundreds of kids including Justin Berfield to get that part. I guess in another life, Jake Lloyd went on to play Malcolm in the Middle’s older brother and bought the house Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson owned in Newlyweds instead of forging for nerd money at sci-fi cons.

Actually, I don’t know which one got the raw deal.

Source: Blastr

Is Anakin Skywalker an Inappropriate Role Model, and Therefore an Inappropriate Toy?

- 01-10-12Cool Stuff, Film Posted by Sarah Moran

It should come as no surprise some of the most popular toys are Star Wars toys. The film series wouldn’t have become the cultural phenomenon it is today without its merchandising, and especially without its line of toys.

So who’d ever think a Star Wars toy could be inappropriate. Videogame developer Ross Mills thought it was at least odd for The Early Learning Centre, “a British retail chain specialising in toys for young children with an educative agenda”, to be selling Anakin Skywalker toys.

I mean, dude, I know Hayden Christensen wasn’t the best as Anakin, but — oh, wait. You mean because he goes all evil as Darth Vader, don’t you? Oops. Nevermind.

Here’s the letter Mills sent airing his grievances,

From: Ross Mills

To those responsible for choosing the toys they wish to sell at the Early Learning Centre, as well as in-store advertising.

I was recently walking past the Dundee Early Learning Centre, and was shocked and disgusted to see an advert for Star Wars toys, prominently featuring the characters Yoda and Anakin Skywalker as positive figures.

Personally, I could not be more shocked. I thought the Early Learning Centre was a place for positive reinforcement of positive actions for children, but yet, here it was, actively promoting one of the most evil characters in the Star Wars universe. Anakin Skywalker.

Now, I am aware that Anakin was not always evil, and was in-fact an innocent in Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace, however, I wish to press on you the severity of his actions starting upon joining the Jedi Order as a Padawan:

* Consistent and flagrantly ignoring the rules, orders and limits set on him by his Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
* Killing an entire tribe of sand-people on Tatooine
* Killing the unarmed Count Dooku
* Cutting the arm off a Jedi Knight, Mace Windu. (Need I remind you that the Jedi
Knights are the PROTECTORS of peace and justice throughout the Star Wars saga?)
* Pledging himself to the Dark Side of the force, an organisation based on the teachings of the Sith, involving Brutality, Fear, Anger, and Hatred, including severe humanistic racism when they came into power forming the Empire
* Acted as the right-hand of the Sith Emperor
* Choked his wife using the power of the Force, nearly killing her and undeniably an act which eventually led to her death.
* Attempted killing of Jedi Knight and Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

And, last of all, and the most important

* The massacre of an entire school of young Jedi Children.

Now, I ask you, how can you sell such toys, promoting such individuals, in your establishment?

Sincerely, Ross Mills

And then the incredibly awesome, totally rad response from a Client Support Manager at
The Early Learning Centre
,

Dear Mr Mills

As an avid Star Wars fan myself I can relate to your points below and see the perspective that Anakin Skywalker (in his teenage years onwards) is by no means a ‘positive’ role model, nor is he intended to be represented as such.

We sell a wide range of characters from the Star Wars universe, including stormtroopers, scout troopers, Commander Cody and so forth. With particular reference to the two former characters both are generally considered to be ‘bad’ and unlike Anakin have had no periods of being ‘good’ or ‘redemption’ and are provided to give the ‘good guys’ someone to triumph over. While ideally the Jedi Council would have no enemies and would sit in their chambers sipping Bothan rum, it’s not particularly interesting for a small child (unless of course they wish to populate their ‘tea parties’ with Star Wars characters in which case we fully endorse this!)

For a child to fully immerse themselves in the Star Wars products we sell I would hesitate a guess that said child is a fan of the Clone Wars cartoon series (the prequels and sequels being of an age most would agree is unsuitable for the age range we cater for). In this series Anakin is very much portrayed as a force of good, and our aim is to provide fans of the series with both heroes and villains so they can replay the epic battles of the show in the comfort of their own home.

It’s unlikely that children of that age have seen any of the Star Wars films, however if they have I beg to offer the following counterpoints to ‘the sins of Anakin’

* Anakin loved his mother a great deal and always treated her with respect 
* Rescued his master several times from assassins, pit monsters, droid troopers etc. 
* Rescued Amidalla from assassin snakes, pit monsters, the Trade Federation and even found time to romance her in the fields of Naboo 
* Built C3PO 
* Won the Podrace 
* Killed the evil emperor to save his son 
* I would also argue that if a child has seen all the films they’ll see Anakin as a hero who went wrong but ultimately paid the supreme sacrifice to atone for his sins.

There may be better role models out there for a child, but for the period our toys are aimed at (the Clone Wars), Anakin remains very much ‘hero material’ and is a popular and welcome addition to our range.

Kind regards, 
Paul ******** 
Client Support Manager 
The Early Learning Centre

Brilliant. If ever were to cross the pond and spawn, my wee-ones would be getting their Star Wars toys from these guys.

Source: Bleeding Cool

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