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Ask the Bastards

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Hello, and welcome to another terrifyingly titillating (because we’re all about sexually confusing you) installment of Ask the Bastards, the feature where you, the readers, get to ask us, the writers of Nerd Bastards, anything you want about your favorite nerdy topics. This week we’ve got a rather diverse crop of queries, ranging from the latest Marvel Comics event to books we’d like to see on the big screen to who we’d like to play us in a movie (No really, someone actually asked that, and strangely not one of us said Benedict Cumberbatch.). Plus, we’re talking Star Wars VII (because really, who isn’t?), long distance comics fandom, Batman’s crotchal region and a whole lot more (No, I’m not going to spell it moar, because that’s idiotic…damn it, I did it anyway, didn’t I? Can I go to bed now?).

For those of you who’ve never done this before, it works like this: Every time we’re getting ready to launch an Ask the Bastards installment, we’ll send out the call for questions on Facebook and Twitter. Be sure you’re following us at both of those places, then wait for your time to shine and ask any nerdy question you’d like of us. We”ll do the rest. And if you’re curious what we’ve answered before, you can browse the Ask the Bastards archive HERE.

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Ask the Bastards #21: Aaaaaaand We’re Back!

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In a world gone bad, sometimes, good men die hard. This is the story of a brilliant physicist, popcorn Christmas tree string, a hooker… WHO CAN SING!, and 18 cursed gold coins that may hold the key to the ultimate boner cure. This is Ask the Bastards, and we have finally returned to wreak more undeserved havoc on your browser window. That’s right. For the first time in nearly a year, we’re back to answer more of your nerdy questions, and we’ll keep doing it twice a month for as long as you keep asking them.

For those of you who’ve never done this before, it works like this: Every time we’re getting ready to launch an Ask the Bastards installment, we’ll send out the call for questions on Facebook and Twitter. Be sure you’re following us at both of those places, then wait for your time to shine and ask any nerdy question you’d like of us. We”ll do the rest. And if you’re curious what we’ve answered before, you can browse the Ask the Bastards archive HERE.

Now, on to this week’s questions…

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Welcome to another scintillatingly sick edition of Ask the Bastards, the feature where you the readers get to ask us, the staff at Nerd Bastards, anything you want about our strange nerdy lives. This week we’re talking about how we made Nerd Bastards into the bastion of awesomeness it is today, where the hell Zachary Levi went, comics we just couldn’t stand, and fish names.

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Hello once again, boys and girls, and welcome to the very first 2013 installment of Ask the Bastards, the weekly feature where you the readers get to ask us, the writers of NerdBastards, anything you want about the world of geekdom. This week we’re talking about nerd subculture (because you people won’t stop asking us about it, like we’re experts or something), The Walking Dead, the end of The Amazing Spider-Man comic and more, so click on through to the other side, brothers and sisters.

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Greetings, Earthlings, and welcome to another sickeningly sexy edition of Ask the Bastards, the weekly feature where you the readers get to ask us, the staff of Nerd Bastards, anything you want about the world of nerddom. This week we’re talking end of the year evaluations of movies and television, and giving our takes on The Hobbit‘s high frame rate, the New 52 more than a year later, and books we’d like to see hit the big screen.

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Hello again, guys and dolls, and welcome to another fiendishly foolish edition of Ask the Bastards, the weekly feature where you the readers get to ask us, the staff at Nerd Bastards, anything you want about our nerdy little lives. This week we’re talking the Star Trek Into Darkness trailer, nerd icons, how to introduce a kid to Star Wars and how to find time in your busy day for a little gaming. See? We can be helpful little bastards after all.

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Welcome to another thoroughly disgusting edition of Ask the Bastards, the weekly feature where you the readers get to ask us, the staff of Nerd Bastards, anything you want about our gloriously nerdy lives. After a Thanksgiving holiday weekend off, we’re back this week to talk about remakes (again), a Joseph Gordon-Levitt Batman, anime and what Star Trek means to us.

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Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to another righteously raunchy installment of Ask the Bastards, the weekly feature where you, the readers, get to ask us, the staff of Nerd Bastards, anything you want about nerddom. This week we’re big on TV and movies (as usual), and we’re talking the year in review. What do the Bastards think about 2012 cinema as a whole? Find out after the jump.

Got a question for Ask the Bastards? Be sure to Like Us On Facebook or Follow Us On Twitter. We put out the call for questions every week, so look for you chance. And if you’d like to see what questions we’ve already tackled, check out our archive here.

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Welcome to another ridiculously ridiculous (oh yeah we went there) installment of Ask the Bastards, the weekly feature where you the readers get to ask us, the staff of Nerd Bastards, anything you want about the world of geekdom. This week, we’re talking Star Wars, because at this point it seems like there won’t be a point in the next three years when we’re not talking about Star Wars, but we also make time for some questions about our geeky guilty pleasures, and we try to name the best video game of all time.

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