First ‘Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody’ Trailer Promises a Hilarious ‘Star Wars’ Comedy, Sex Not Included

- 08-10-11Film, Funny Videos Posted by Sarah Moran

Porn parodies are the not only the future on the porn industry, but obviously the future of parody. Trailer after SFW trailer demonstrates not only can they be really frickin’ funny but the people writing these movies are giant geeks who’ve wanted to make a Star Wars movie for years. With fucking.

Check out this completely safe for work trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody and try and tell you me wouldn’t watch the shit out of  this hilarious spin on the original Star Wars flick.

There will be an option available to watch it as a sex free version, y’know, without the cum shots and the Han/Leia/Luke twincest three-way, if that’s not your style. But, you now what, sometimes the sex scenes are even funnier than the intended comedy, just sayin’.

Award-winning director Axel Braun and Vivid Entertainment are proud to present the first glimpse into the most anticipated adult movie of the year: STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY. May the farce be with you!

Available on DVD September 2011

source: Bleeding Cool

SFW Superman/Wonder Woman XXX Trailers (Even Superheros Get Porno Parodied)

- 11-30-10Film Posted by Luke Gallagher

Superman112910-thumb-550x308-52258Screenshot-1(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

Even with this tough American economy it looks like even those in spandex and capes have had to sink to porn. Not that we’re complaining about it anyway. With Zack Snyder‘s Superman still without a lead and no Wonder Woman in sight for now we have to rely on these XXX porn parodies for now.

A low budget and cheesy acting won’t keep the man of XXX steel down in this Superman XXX parody, directed by Axel Braun. The Vivid Entertainment spoof is well before the release of the next Superman movie and hell, it already has a lead actor. Superman XXX: A Porn Parody is being released in January 2011. Ryan Driller, while stopping plane crashes and hopefully not being faster than a speeding bullet (giggity) is this tale’s man of steel for the ladies. It’s a pretty sure bet that there not trying to target the DC audience on this one however. With his red X logo and the facial features like John Hamm it should be good for the ladies and fellas. And, if I must say I think it’s funny that the SFX’s look more convincing than Superman 4.

Superman isn’t the only one that’s dropping the costume to the ground. Wonder Woman herself is dropping the gold cuffs and using the lasso of for some real good. OK, so porn star Tori Black doesn’t come close to looking like the Amazonian princess, but she’s close. If not having the iconic black hair doesn’t turn you away then Wonder Wolan XXX: A Hardcore parody is going to be right up your alley:

CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP

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More Superhero Porn Coming

- 05-12-10Comics, Film Posted by Jeff Sparkman

hawkeye_tigraWe recently shared with you the news that a porn version of the old Batman show was being made. Apparently the buzz surrounding the movie has prompted Vivid Entertainment to create a separate imprint just for this growing genre: Vivid Superhero. Batman XXX director Axel Braun is already in preproduction for a Superman parody.

The first thing that comes to mind is that DC and Marvel co-own the trademark on “super heroes,” so maybe Vivid will dodge the bullet by using only the singular. They could really get away with just calling it Vivid Heroes, because let’s face it: no one would get a Vivid Heroes movie expecting it to be about a fireman who saved a sorority house (with his big hose, naturally).

Vivid Superhero will feature parodies of both Marvel and DC heroes as well as lesser-known schmoes like the Green Hornet. Now I’m just thinking here, but it seems to me that they will incur less attention from corporate lawyers if in addition to parodying the various heroes, they parody the names of the heroes. That way there could be no confusion at all.

And just because I’m a helpful type of person, here are just a few ideas for pornified versions of super heroes and villains. And by “a few,” I mean “how ever many I can think of in a few minutes.”

Doctor Cocktopus
Spider-Mangina
Wonder Womanizer
The Flasher
Sex Luthor
The Jacker
The Diddler
The Poonguin
The Incredible Bulk
Iron Minge
Captain Americock
The Fantastic Foreskins
Daredildo
Green Intern
Pussycat Woman (likely would be abbreviated a bit)
Silver Scrotum
Dr. Spooge
Dr. Doome (pronounced “do me”)
Dickman and Throbbin
J’Onn J’Izz, the Martian Manhumper
Pooperman
Cockuaman
Arse-Anal (a bit of a stretch from Arsenal, I suppose, but are you looking for quantum mechanics here? I thought not.)

As always, feel free to add your own in the comments section. And no points for changing the Huntress. That’s just too easy.

(via Topless Robot)

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