Nerdy Bits: Deadpool Cake, Star Wars Exploitation Action Figures, Everything Wrong With BioShock Infinite, If Disney Made Game of Thrones, and MOAR!

- 04-11-13Cosplay, Funny Videos, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Australian model and Nerd Bastards fan Isabelle Deltore  wanted to say hello from down under.  [Isabelle Deltore]

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Nerdy Bits: How To Describe ‘Game of Thrones’ to Different People, ‘Portal 2′ Animated Short, LOTR Condom, Diablo Cosplay and MOAR!

- 09-19-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Lady Joker cosplay by Jessica Nigri.  No words are necessary. [Cosplay Blog]

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Nerdy Bits: Mary Jane w/Spider-Man Inspired Body Paint, Daleks For Sale, Make Your Own Mario Mushroom Burger, Gandalf Style And MOAR!

- 09-18-12Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Film, Funny Videos, TV, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE:   This 1:4 scale He-Man sculpture was built by scratch by DeviantARTist EdgePang (aka EJ Pang). It brings a whole other level of brutality to the most powerful man in the universe. If a new He-man movie gets made, the studio needs to take design notes from Mr. Pang. [Geekologie]

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Nerdy Bits: Bikini Clad Ahsoka Tano and Aayla Secura, Batman Wants Cookies, Alien AR Chestburster Tee, Luigi’s Love Song to Peach and MOAR!

- 08-30-12Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: At Star Wars Celebration Ahsoka Tano and Aayla Secura battled each other while wearing bikinis. Yep, I’ll be in my bunk. [FashionablyGeek]

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Nerdy Bits: Thor Booze, TARDIS Robe, R2D2 Hoodie, Red Shirts and, MOAR!

- 05-25-12Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: captured at the recent Motor City Comic Con 2012 (photographed by Metromix) some really awesome and strangly tight costumes… wait a minute… THAT’S BODY PAINT?!? Enhance…. enhance…. damn it, it’s not working.[Bleeding Cool]

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Nerdy Bits: Sexy Skyrim Cosplay, Vampire Menstrual Pad, New Freddie Wong Video, Star Wars Slot Car Racing and MOAR!

- 01-30-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, Videogames, WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Skyrim has pretty much run it’s course in cultural coolness, I think we’re all pretty much done with it. With that said,  Female Dovahkiin’s will never go out of style. Steel boobs and a helmet with f*ck-me-from-behind handles will always rise a Fus Ro Dah out of me. [ObviousWinner]

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Cobie Smulders Lets Slip a Character Spoiler in ‘The Avengers’

- 12-06-11Comics, Film Posted by Luke Gallagher

Call me crazy, but I’ve never thought Cobie Smulders was smoldering. I think  the How I Met Your Mother star is funny and has a rockin’ bod, but her face… I hate it. Like literally, I hate her face.  On HIMYM shes always making the weirdest “I just farted” kind of faces. It drops her from a 10 to a 6 in my opinion. Of course, I’d be lucky to even dream of 6, but in regards to her being a sexy-brunette-vixen in Joss Whedon’s Avengers, it’s a little hard for me to buy.

Smulders is playing Maria Hill, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D in Marvel’s upcoming tentpole super hero extravaganza. In a recent interview via Vulture the actress discusses her sex symbol hopes and divulges a spoiler about her character. Below is an excerpt from her interview.

You’re also getting into action with Joss Whedon’s The Avengers. Before he cast you in that, he said he was considering you for a Wonder Woman project. So he’s clearly a fan. Did he ever tell you why?
No! If he did, I would throw up in my mouth. I mean, the Wonder Woman thing was a very kind comment, I think. I was never in touch with studios about it or anything like that. But we had so much fun shooting [The Avengers]. We had days when it was just us working — and, oh, 200 extras — but, you know, in the inner circle, it was nice to sit by the monitor with him and watch him take on this ginormous project with great ease.

You’re not a superhero in the movie, but you do have sick costumes?
I do. They’re very sleek, and very leather. And she has superpowers and is hyperintelligent; a very nice, fine woman who has all the answers.

Sounds like this role might turn you into the sexy-brunette-vixen type.
You know, fingers crossed! If I can be seen as somewhat sexual, if only to my fiancé, after having a child and turning 30, I will be happy for us.

Provided Smulders doesn’t make any fart faces in her scenes I think she’ll pull off the sexy-brunette-vixen just fine. Now, on the matter of superpowers. That’s either a mistake or a big departure from the comic book as Agent Maria Hill has never had any superpowers. However, we did report a while back the efforts of an over eager IMDB copy writer who listed her role as both Maria Hill and Anelle, Skrull Princess. That means nothing of course, IMDB cast listing are never reliable. However, the Skrulls -a shape-shifting alien race that invade earth- have been thought to be villains in the Avengers ever since the flick was first announced. We still don’t know if the Skrulls have any major play in the film, but the set photos and trailer featuring alien ships and hand guns certainly imply some sort of invasion. It’s gotta be the Skrulls. With the IMDB casting mention and this slip from Smulders, it’s likely Maria Hill is an alien double agent.
Source: GeekTyrant via Vulture

Girls in Their Undies Vs. Zombies, Who Ya Got?

- 09-20-11Cool Stuff Posted by Luke Gallagher

DeviantArtist massgrfx has illustrated a series of drawings called “Girls In Their Undies vs. Zombies,” which is exactly what it sounds like. It’s cute.. in an “ewwww”  kinda way.

Of course,  I liked it better when it was called “High School of the Dead”….ah, I kid.

Via pure, pervy, fan-art indulgence, Massgrfx has, unwittingly, depicted a plague on today’s society –  male chauvinism. For every hot chick in teeny-weeny panties – there is a mindless, drooling man zombie after her.

Check out more examples after the jump.

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Top Ten Ways To Meet Nerdy Girls

- 05-05-11Featured Posted by LauraMetcalf

Prepare yourself boys and girls. Stop creeping Craigslist and use these suggestions to find the nerd love of your life. Of course, I would say NerdBastards.com, but we don’t have a dating section, and an email to someone you don’t know can be more than a little difficult, especially for you shy nerds out there! I have hand picked 10 awesome ways to meet girls, and I can promise that with the suggestions from our site, you will find the hot ones. We’ve got girls that will be dressed up as your favorite fantasy hotties, and girls that have D20 games down pat. Live ways and online ways. There is someone for everyone out there, and who deserves it more than we do? …uh, no one! Admit it, as nerds (and bastards ;) ), we are pretty much the most awesome people on the planet. Get your courage up, and save some money because NO girl likes a guy who can’t afford his own playing cards! Many of these ways have been tested by some of my closest friends (yeah they’re all nerds, I’m cool like that) Some of these ways, some of you might see as LAWLing more than looking, but we have a wide selection, so you go nerds. Have no fear! The Top Ten is Here!

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THOR! Usher “More” Parody

- 05-03-11Funny Videos Posted by Luke Gallagher

Memba that Transformers-themed Black Eyed Peas parody video from a few months back? Ya know, the one with the girl dressed as bumblebee, or *ahem* otherwise known as bumbledeedee -’cause she has massive mammies (girl is the tits. Literally). Anyway that snappy, toe-tapping jingle was from the minds of nerdy music troupe Screen Team.

Well, the maestros of nerd culture tunes, Angie Griffin (Tits Mcgee) and Chad Nikolaus are back. This time with “Thor! Usher “More: Parody”.

Now, no nerd in their right mind purposely likes Usher so you might not be familiar with his song “More”, but  I don’t think you don’t need to know the original song to enjoy the video. Especially with lines like “I’m a beast. I’m a warrior. I’m that real bastard from asgard”,  “watch your ass well I’m swinging mjolnir” and “I can literally make it rain because I’m Thor”. Plus there’s plenty of slow motion Gallagher type hammer smashing and least not forget Angie Griffins tits.

via: ToplessRobot