Nerdy Bits: LotR Guitar, a Crocheted Doctor, Canines in Capes, Comic Tweets and MOAR!!!!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: This Lord of the Rings guitar was hand illustrated, using sharpies, by Vivian Xiao. It took 25 hours to complete the design. Obvious Winner has close-up shots of this incredible work and make sure to scroll all the way down to see the beautiful back of the guitar.

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The BastardCast vs. the Specter of George Lucas and the Spectacle of Daniel Aykroyd

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This week on The Bastardcast, which is a thing you apparently listen to, Jeremy and Jason discuss why Dan Aykroyd‘s hope tastes like tumor salad. Also, the great question of life is asked: why is Futurama no longer a TV show but Vanilla Ice churning freaking butter is?

Wait! There are more things! Can JJ Abrams woo George Lucas away from the butter sculpting circuit (and if not, will Lucas align with Vanilla Ice to form the unstoppable butter-duo “Ice Ice Jawa”?)

Also, do robot’s draw dicks on mars and order pizza via Xbox because they are freaking douche bags? Is Joss Whedon pulling an us while really mailing it in with SHIELD? Will there ever be a good Daredevil movie? Do you even remember the long abandoned Bastardcast VERSUS segment? And who is the biggest one-eyed freaking badass on Earth: Nick Fury or Snake Plissken?



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We don’t know the answer to any of this stuff, but we do know that Anthony Michael Hall and Ethan Embry’s work on a banner and a jacket to welcome Ed Helms to the Rusty Grisswold club is a COMPLETE FREAKING WASTE!

All of that and our slightly tardy 2010 Winter Movie Preview, on The Bastardcast!

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Wanna See an Advance Screening of Zack Snyder’s ‘Man of Steel’?

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Warner Brothers and Walmart are teaming up to give fans a chance to see Zack Snyder‘s Man of Steel before the official opening. Tickets for the exclusive screening go on sale at 8AM in 3,700 Walmart stores on May 18th. Fans will be able to purchase a maximum of four tickets per visit with the option to choose 2D or 3D screenings. The advance screenings take place in selected local theaters nationwide at 7 p.m. on June 13.

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Promotion details:

Each ticket bought at Walmart will feature a code on the back that allows customers to pre-order their own Blu-ray Combo Pack or HD Digital Download of Man of Steel, which will contain exclusive film content.

• Fans can bring Superman to life with the official “Man of Steel Experience” augmented reality app. The app allows customers to take photos with the superhero, as well as unlock special photo frames by pointing their phone at Man of Steel signage in their local Walmart.

• Customers will receive a free original Digital Comic Book written by Man of Steel screenwriter David Goyer with every ticket.

• Beginning April 28, a variety of Man of Steel merchandise such as t-shirts, electronics, posters and more from top brands will be available at Walmart stores and at Walmart.com.

 

Man of Steel stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Kevin Costner, Diane Lane, Laurence Fishburne, Antje Traue, Ayelet Zurer, Christopher Meloni, Russell Crowe, Michael Kelly, Harry Lennix and Richard Schiff and opens nationwide on June 14th.

Via: Comingsoon

College Humor’s Badman/Batman Returns to Fight His Greatest Nemesis Yet… Patton Oswalt?

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I swear I heard or read somewhere that Pete Holmes said that the last one was the last one, but College Humor has released another Badman/Batman parody and I thank him and them for that. Fresh from Front Page Films comes an all new adventure of the Dork Knight. This time featuring special guest villain, comedian, actor, and occasional comic book writer Patton Oswalt as the Penguin. While Matt McCarthy continues to be unsung highlight of the series with his portrayal as the long suffering Commissioner Gordon, Oswalt’s Oswald Cobblepot (say that 5 times fast) shall now count as the quintessential performance in the role. Step aside Danny DeVito, deepest apologies estate of Burgess Meredith… screw you fancasting of Philip Seymour Hoffman that never happened.

Anyway, it’s funny… and you should watch it, and they should do more of these. I know a dude with a skin condition that would be perfect for Killer Croc… (more…)

Nerdy Bits: My Little Deadpool, Enterprise-D Minecraft Replica, Wondercon Cosplay, and MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: This fabulous Daryl Dixon was found at Wondercon, is cosplayed by Leeanna Vamp, and is very accurate, right down to a necklace of ears. Okay, now I want an entire genderbent Walking Dead group. [Fashionably Geek]

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The BastardCast vs Sex Bots and Patrick Swayze’s Ghost

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This week on The Bastardcast: Jason and Jeremy return from their tour of Yo Momma to talk about the big drama surrounding a little bit of peen in Saga #12, a Game of Thrones fan’s Craigslist enabled sexy time fantasy, and world renowned sugar-tit enthusiast Mel Gibson’s possible directorial return for The Expendables vs. The Macabees: A Time Travel Adventure, aka Expendables 3.

Also on the show: Would you have sex with a robot? 9% of you would according to a new poll and apparently 50% of our adventurous hosts would as well. So, yeah, we’ll be dedicating some time to discuss Cylon banging.

We’ll also tackle the sale Shatner’s phaser, the return of Carrie Kelley to Batman comics, the departure of Microsoft’s former creative director and chief gamer pisser off-er, the sacrificial lamb that is Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Warner Bros. big DC movie plans, TV’s favorite couple (TEAM KADEEM!), and Jeremy and Jason try to figure out why Jodie Foster is rocking a smart pantsuit 140 years into the future in the somewhat District 9-y Elysium trailer.

All that and a lyrical ode to Axel Rose’ bulge on… The Bastardcast.

rangerThe Bastardcast: Nucking Futs and horrendously bad at spelling.

Nerdy Bits: Uses for Uruk-Hai Scimitar, Kratos Goddees of War Cosplay, Plush Mega Man Blaster, Battlestar Galacti-Friends, and MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Geeky girl uses a Uruk-Hai scimitar in ways it was never intended; like cutting bread, reaching for toilet paper, making the bed…etc. If you ever meet a girl with an above average interest in LotR like this, then you marry that girl! [GeeksAreSexy]

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‘Man of Steel’ and the Future of DC Comics on the Big Screen

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Hey remember that rumor that floated out about the ‘net a few weeks back about Christopher Nolan producing the Justice League movie and moving on to be the Tzar of DC Entertainments film properties? That Christian Bale might appear in a post-credits scene in Man of Steel? That Warner Bros. might actually have its cinematic universe on track? That was a fun dream, wasn’t it.

With the upcoming issue of Entertainment Weekly boasting a flood of Man of Steel coverage, some information about the future of DC Comics movies is starting to surface. Let’s start with crushing a few fanboy’s dreams. EW is reporting that WB President Jeff Robinov has confirmed (rather ambiguously) that both Bale and Nolan will have no involvement with the still happening Justice League movie and that the Dark Knight trilogy stands apart from the future of a shared DC movie universe. The ambiguity is noted by EW’s Anthony Breznican:

‘When Robinov said “They do. Or they did,” I at first took that to mean he was leaving the possibility open to retroactively link-up those three most recent Batman films with upcoming DC-based films. But as I listen to the conversation again, I suspect what he actually meant was that upcoming Batman films wouldn’t necessarily exist in their own closed-off world the way the previous ones did.’

So what does the future hold for DC Comic characters? It sounds like they have a lot planed, and it all starts with The Man Of Steel (sorta.) As Robinov put it:

‘I think you’ll see that, going forward, anything can live in this world. [Nolan’s] Batman was deliberately and smartly positioned as a stand-alone. The world they lived in was very isolated without any knowledge of any other superheroes. What Zack and Chris have done with this film is allow you to really introduce other characters into the same world.’

So… they are other superheroes in Zack Snyder’s Superman universe? Can we expect some cameos or a post credit scene? Not really, according to the films scribe, David S. Goyer:

‘Chris [Nolan] dislikes it when you plan something, when you say, “I’m going to follow this up in the next film”. He’s always said put everything you have into this film and then worry about the next film later. That gives the film it’s own integrity as opposed to being part of an overall plan. So of course the comic book fans, it’s hard not to think about [crossovers] but I, having done three Batman films and worked in that way, it’s definitely the approach we took with Man of Steel.’

EW alludes to a few superhero Easter eggs in the movie, akin to the the Joker’s card making a brief and telling appearance in Batman Begins. So what does this all mean? What is the future of The Justice League and DC’s long rumored answer to what has happened over at the House of Ideas? Well, is sounds like we might know soon, Robinov left us to chew on this.

‘We’ll announce something in the next several weeks that will hopefully position the DC characters and the movies we’re going to be making.’

Movies? PLURAL? Is it possible that we are on the verge of a huge announcement that will map out the next few years filled with DC Comics on the big screen? Has Warner Bros. finally figured out what the hell they are doing? Will Marvel zombies and Avengers fanatics flock to the internet to bash anything and everything about DC characters on the big screen? Did anyone even notice I used that awesome Wonder Woman costume from the Axel Braun porn parody in the header? Why am I asking so many damn questions?

Source: EW Inside Movies

‘Batman: Arkham Asylum’ & ‘City’ Prequel Officially Announced – ‘Batman: Arkham Origins’

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All those rumors about the next installment in the Batman: Arkham Asylum/City game franchise have come true. Announced today, Batman: Arkham Origins from Warner Bros. Games Montreal, will be released on October 25th for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii U and PC. The announcement video, which you can watch below, comes from Game Informer who will also feature the game in their May issue with complete, in depth coverage on what we can expect from this Arkham prequel.

More info, plus a look a the front and back cover of Game Informer featuring Bats and Deathstroke, below the cut.

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New Trailer For DC Fighting Game, ‘Injustice: Gods Among Us’

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The demo for Injustice: Gods Among Us is now available for the XBOX 360 and PlayStation 3, and now we have a trailer as well!

It was developed by NetherRealm Studios and it’s a fighting game based in the DC Universe.  Take all your beloved DC characters for a bout through the Batcave or the Fortress of Solitude!  Oooh.

Basically, we may be one step closer to answering the age old question: Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?  Sound off in the comments!

Hit the jump for the trailer!

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