Top Ten Sexy Female Robots

- 02-03-11Featured, Film, Tech Posted by Mark Poynter

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I’m going to apologize right up front to all the female Nerdbastard readers out there.  I just couldn’t bring myself to hunt up ten matching sexy male robots for you gals.  If any of you would like to counter my list with a sexy “Top Ten Male Robots” list, I’m sure Luke would be glad to post it.  In the mean time why not let us fellas enjoy this trip down sexy robot lane.

Guys, make sure your well lubricated . . . I mean grab a beer, sit down, and don’t burn out any of your circuits checking out this list of Ten Sexy Female Robots.

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Yes! & Please! To Anime Burlesque But No To Those Eyes!

- 01-17-11Cosplay Posted by Thomas Landry

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It seems that nerd-themed burlesque shows will still be a popular thing in 2011. LA’s Bordello Bar recently staged an all anime-themed show. That’s right, they had chicks dressed up as lovely anime characters (I say characters since one of them dressed up as a Pokemon) and put on a show that would have some anime otaku’s give their thumbs (and dicks) up.

I do have one negative thing to say about the show as one of the lovely ladies decided to take the cosplay to an extreme…

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AAGGGGHHH!!! The eyes man, the freakin’ eyes! Why would she put those on. As much as I love seeing a girl in those chick sailor/school outfits, those eyes will pretty much kill my fun and hardness.

Anyway, check after the jump for hot girls dressed up as Pokemon’s Pikachu, Tokyo Mew Mew’s Ichigo Momomiya, Speed Racer’s Trixie, Neon Genesis Evangelion’s Rei Ayanami, Fullmetal Alchemist’s Lust, and… the Sailor Moon chick, just in case you happen to love those eyes.

Source: Geekologie

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The “Force” Is Strong In This One

- 01-06-11Cool Stuff Posted by Mark Poynter

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Who doesn’t love t-shirts that allow you to look at a woman’s chest without feeling like a boob yourself. This shirt works on so many levels. She doesn’t want you to look at her chest, all the while knowing that your gonna have to read all that text. Now I’m thinking this shirt deserves a a male version. “Your Jedi Boob tricks won’t work on me.” Hey SplitReason!! Get on that!

(Bigger boobs, I mean bigger image after the jump.)

Source: Geeks Are Sexy

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Hot Chicks in Batman Shirts, It Must Be My Birthday

- 12-15-10Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay Posted by Luke Gallagher

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How can a beautiful woman be made better without using photoshop or voodoo to “enhance” her figure, the answer may surprise you.  (Not really since you’ve already finished reading the title)

Thanks to Batman any woman can become 10 times hotter then she already is and it’s hard to be better than 100% beautiful. The page hotchickwithbatmanshirts.tumblr.com once again proves that if you can think of it Tumblr must have it. It’s like their part of the ‘clean’ rules of the internet, as in rule 88: Any superhero shirt will make a woman sexy to nerds (and non-nerds). Don’t let the name fool you though, it’s not just about Batman being on a shirt, he’s on a few pairs of underwear and other pieces of clothing too. If you don’t mind seeing a sexy young woman wearing Gotham city’s protector on their body then this is right up your alley, just don’t bring your parents (we don’t need another Bat person just yet).

See some of these Bat beauties after the jump.

Meet The Girl That Just Gave The Wii The Kiss of Death

- 11-18-10Videogames, WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Meet Aki Higashihara. Sure she’s hot, works as a Japanese pin-up model and runs her own blog, but she carries a dark secret. She’s a killer, not in the traditional slit your throat kind of way, but as in anything she’s connected to dies.

Her blog, known overseas as the “Death Blog”, is based on the Japanese manga “Death Note”. In the manga when your name is written in the book you die. Like the manga when Aki writes about a product or something she’s connected to it becomes D.O.A.. Her latest connection is to the Nintendo Wii. She’s recently become a sponsor model for the system.

Having the ability to kill of anything your connected to is a pretty bad thing. What you don’t believe me? Well, take a look at this bitches (hey she has killed and will kill again, she can be called a bitch) track record.

Please note that the following rap-sheet was compiled from our friends at kotaku.com.

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Simpson Go Live-Action Again, Katy Perry’s Chest Guest Stars

- 09-27-10TV Posted by Luke Gallagher

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By now we’ve all seen the live-action Simpsons opener that was used only as a specially produced, promotional tool. Well look’s like a new, actual, live-action episode being created by Fox. Just like every episode of ‘The Simpsons’ it’s gonna have a guest star, which is gonna be international sensation Katy Perry. By live-action we mean green screen and puppets which means Katy is gonna be in a special, Sesame Street style episode. Those folks at PBS must be slapping themselves silly since this is gonna be the best form of payback for Katy Perry.

According to EW, the Dec 5th episode, entitled The Fight Before Christmas, Katy will be involved in her own rendition of The 39 Days of Christmas. Also noted was the fact that she would also be playing the girlfriend of local bartender, Moe Szyslak. This might just be an actually watchable episode since their so-called ‘Glee’ episode sucked harder then Lindsay Lohan with a bottle of Jack Daniels. After all, Katy Perry’s sketch with Sesame Streets Elmo was pulled from being aired (but can be seen here) this is a perfect piece of universal karma.

Via: Bleeding Cool

Time Lords Really Are Helpful

- 09-06-10WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

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The Doctor really does save the day, what a time traveling gentleman. Matt Smith, seen below, swings in to save the day (and ta-tas) of Daisy Lowe. Yes, the daughter of Gavin Rosedale was saved from a Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction by a time lord. The little bugger even takes a second to look down and sneak a peek at what he’s holding. Now, if they’d only throw something as good as this (or better) in an episode of ‘Doctor Who’. Who know, maybe the sonic screwdriver unlocks more than doors?

Take a look below at the time lord’s shenanigans between adventures:

source: bleedingcool

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F*ck Me Ray Bradbury, The Song/Music Video

- 08-18-10Funny Videos Posted by Luke Gallagher

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This is a song and music video entitled, ‘Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury’ by Rachel Bloom. It’s about some chick who wants to get boned by Ray Bradbury. It’s a catchy little tune with some fair production value and I love how she slaps Kurt Vonnegut at the end, but ultimately it’s a nerd fail. It needed more cowbell. Seriously, the song is nothing but a two minute bit about fucking. But really, is there anything even wrong with that? Her boobs, sexual innuendos and mere mention of Ray Bradbury is a service to fans is it not? So what if she the vaguest familiarity with Ray Bradbury? So what if he would be insulted to be referred to as a Sci-Fi writer? This hot nerdy girlie has some titties that we suck you in like tractor beams. That’s all that matters doesn’t it?

WARNING: NSFW