Sexy Cosplay Of The Week: Mogu

- 02-18-11Cosplay, Featured Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Valentines Day is over. While the candy may be gone and the flowers wilted it doesn’t mean you won’t be getting anymore treats. It’s time for another (a)rousing edition of ‘Sexy Cosplay of The Week’ where we take one lucky lady and make her our star for day without any of the scandal or rehab. When you go to a convention it is filled with booths, babes and suits; not the cool suits either. People working the booths are dicks, babes at the booths are paid to be there (they don’t love you) and the suits are there to ignore you. The only saving grave of a convention is a cosplay gal, the one that doesn’t care that her photo is being taken or asked about her costume. When all else fails and the convention seems like a total bust stop and look around, the costume can more then make up for the lack of entertainment.

This week we speak the name of: Mogu

This week we (figuratively) purchase a plane ticket and fly over to the boot shaped country known as Italy, home to this week’s sexy cosplayer. Mogu, Gabriella to her friends, this student of architecture has been cosplaying since 2006 after being asked to by her friends and she hasn’t stopped since. If Mogu isn’t rocking her custom cosplay costumes she’s enjoying music like Placebo, The strokes, fellow Italian Rock band Subsonica or playing videogames. Besides watching shows like House and Friends Mogu really loves her cartoons, such as Disney, Miyazaki and Tim Burton cartoons. This part-time waitress, full-time student knows Engilsh, Italian (obvious), french and a little bit of spanish so we know she’s good with her tongue (for rolling those R’s pervs). Not only that she’s also rocking a Tinkerbell tattoo on her person, makes that tribal tattoo you got seem pointless now.

After the urging from her friends, not to mention help from her mother, Mogu made her first cosplay debut and the rest was cosplay history. Since then she has crafted many a costume, with one currently in the works for 2011, Magic Emi. On her site Mogucosplay she even displays the design of herself wearing the costume in cartoon form. How cool is that? Not only will she wear her design she even makes cartoon twists of them. Mogu has also appeared in various locations across all planes of social media, from the web to magazines like Cosplay Magazine. It’s easy to say you own the suit it’s even better to whip out a magazine that has you in it, a real hit with the fellas.

If your ever getting a ticket to Italy and there just so happens to be a convention that weekend swing on through. You might not understand what’s being said but you may run into Mogu herself, costume and all. When your done picking your jaw up off the floor say hi or the closest thing you can with a mouth full of drool. Can’t make it to get a slice worth the trip? Your in luck, just check out all her work on her personal homepage or her personal blog (you may need a translator). Remember to play nice though, being rude is still the same no matter what language you speak.

We’ve crossed yet another finish line in the race to the weekend and our sexy cosplayer. As another week comes to a close and the weekend approaches people somewhere are hard at work sewing. By the time you get to your local comic or anime convention the cosplayer will already be there, except their still stuck in the bathroom trying to get their tights on. Have a fantastic weekend nerds and the ladies that love them, the hangover may say otherwise.

Wanna see more of Mogu? Check out the shots below:

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The Do’s and Dont’s of Nerdy Pole Dancing

- 02-09-11Cool Stuff Posted by Mark Poynter
Red hair and a hand-me-down pole? She must be a Weasley

Red hair and a hand-me-down pole? She must be a Weasley

Pole dancing isn’t just for strippers anymore: it’s moved into the Sexy Nerdy Girl artistic outlet zone.   Not satisfied with simple Cosplay, LethalBlonde0911 combined her love of Harry Potter Cosplay with her quite impressive skills on the pole.  Throw in a killer sound track of “Harry Potter and the Half-Dub Remix” by Terabyte Frenzy, and it goes from interesting to Nerdbastard Sexy is less than 60 seconds.  There’s no stripping in this . . . and LethalBlonde0911 doesn’t need to.  Her skills on the pole are more than enough to get this Nerdbastard’s full attention, and any loose bills in my wallet.

Another great example of Nerdy Pole dancing is Pyxichik’s Doctor Who interpretation.  It was delightfully sexually confusing for me to see the Doctor move that way.

source: blastr

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Star Trek TNG Pr0n Parody. Will You ‘Engage’?

- 02-04-11Film Posted by Luke Gallagher

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“Anal sex.. the final frontier. To boldly go where no one has gone before.” OK, I couldn’t resist the obvious play on the Star Trek prime directive (Space.. the final frontier.. these are the voyages of the U.S.S Enterprise… blah, blah, blah. You know the rest.) when having to talk about the upcoming Star Trek: TNG porn.

Star Trek pr0n? Yes, indeed. The adult industries prime directive (As of now it is. It’s like the only way they make money anymore.) is to parody pop culture. With nerd pop culture seeming to be the avenue of most success. Oh god, there is so many titles. On the heels of the wildly successful “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” we got “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX parody”, “TRU: A XXX Parody” (of HBO’s True Blood), “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” and many more (here’s 25 titles that have been nerd tested, bastard approved). We even got a Star Wars, Superman, Wonderwoman, Avengers, Spider-man, Thor and Incredible Hulk in the works. I’m basically saying that Star Trek didn’t have a chance in evading the ‘Klingon Bird of Prey’ that is the Porn industry.

Is it worth checking out? Well, part of the interest and appeal if all these parodies is the high production value and eye to detail in capturing the source material. They go as far as hiring TV show costume designers and set builders to re-create that recognizable aesthetic. In Star Trek: The Next Generation Porn Movie, made by Revolution X and Digital Sin, they’re tossing in every polyester uniform, cardboard set, and horrible fucking wigs imaginable. Just like the show! Does it live up to that naughty “lost episode” you imagined it would be? Well, don’t ask me. I haven’t seen it. I’ll tell you what though, the sample pics on Fleshbot.com certainly live up to my nerd fantasy fulfilment. The uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator is reason enough to watch.

Like that of “Sex Files,” the script for “Star Trek” is a little bit of fan fiction that might have fit in a gap between episodes of the original show. The Enterprise receives a strange signal from a a deserted planet, finding a box containing a cryosleeping Tasha Yar.

Want to see all the NSFW images that we can’t show you (or else our site would get cooties)? There are tons of X-rated photos at Fleshbot. But warning: It’s very NSFW.

Digital Sin and Revolution X’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, A XXX Parody will be released in April. Will you ‘engage’?

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Top Ten Sexy Female Robots

- 02-03-11Featured, Film, Tech Posted by Mark Poynter

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I’m going to apologize right up front to all the female Nerdbastard readers out there.  I just couldn’t bring myself to hunt up ten matching sexy male robots for you gals.  If any of you would like to counter my list with a sexy “Top Ten Male Robots” list, I’m sure Luke would be glad to post it.  In the mean time why not let us fellas enjoy this trip down sexy robot lane.

Guys, make sure your well lubricated . . . I mean grab a beer, sit down, and don’t burn out any of your circuits checking out this list of Ten Sexy Female Robots.

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Yes! & Please! To Anime Burlesque But No To Those Eyes!

- 01-17-11Cosplay Posted by Thomas Landry

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It seems that nerd-themed burlesque shows will still be a popular thing in 2011. LA’s Bordello Bar recently staged an all anime-themed show. That’s right, they had chicks dressed up as lovely anime characters (I say characters since one of them dressed up as a Pokemon) and put on a show that would have some anime otaku’s give their thumbs (and dicks) up.

I do have one negative thing to say about the show as one of the lovely ladies decided to take the cosplay to an extreme…

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AAGGGGHHH!!! The eyes man, the freakin’ eyes! Why would she put those on. As much as I love seeing a girl in those chick sailor/school outfits, those eyes will pretty much kill my fun and hardness.

Anyway, check after the jump for hot girls dressed up as Pokemon’s Pikachu, Tokyo Mew Mew’s Ichigo Momomiya, Speed Racer’s Trixie, Neon Genesis Evangelion’s Rei Ayanami, Fullmetal Alchemist’s Lust, and… the Sailor Moon chick, just in case you happen to love those eyes.

Source: Geekologie

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The “Force” Is Strong In This One

- 01-06-11Cool Stuff Posted by Mark Poynter

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Who doesn’t love t-shirts that allow you to look at a woman’s chest without feeling like a boob yourself. This shirt works on so many levels. She doesn’t want you to look at her chest, all the while knowing that your gonna have to read all that text. Now I’m thinking this shirt deserves a a male version. “Your Jedi Boob tricks won’t work on me.” Hey SplitReason!! Get on that!

(Bigger boobs, I mean bigger image after the jump.)

Source: Geeks Are Sexy

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Hot Chicks in Batman Shirts, It Must Be My Birthday

- 12-15-10Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay Posted by Luke Gallagher

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How can a beautiful woman be made better without using photoshop or voodoo to “enhance” her figure, the answer may surprise you.  (Not really since you’ve already finished reading the title)

Thanks to Batman any woman can become 10 times hotter then she already is and it’s hard to be better than 100% beautiful. The page hotchickwithbatmanshirts.tumblr.com once again proves that if you can think of it Tumblr must have it. It’s like their part of the ‘clean’ rules of the internet, as in rule 88: Any superhero shirt will make a woman sexy to nerds (and non-nerds). Don’t let the name fool you though, it’s not just about Batman being on a shirt, he’s on a few pairs of underwear and other pieces of clothing too. If you don’t mind seeing a sexy young woman wearing Gotham city’s protector on their body then this is right up your alley, just don’t bring your parents (we don’t need another Bat person just yet).

See some of these Bat beauties after the jump.

Meet The Girl That Just Gave The Wii The Kiss of Death

- 11-18-10Videogames, WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Meet Aki Higashihara. Sure she’s hot, works as a Japanese pin-up model and runs her own blog, but she carries a dark secret. She’s a killer, not in the traditional slit your throat kind of way, but as in anything she’s connected to dies.

Her blog, known overseas as the “Death Blog”, is based on the Japanese manga “Death Note”. In the manga when your name is written in the book you die. Like the manga when Aki writes about a product or something she’s connected to it becomes D.O.A.. Her latest connection is to the Nintendo Wii. She’s recently become a sponsor model for the system.

Having the ability to kill of anything your connected to is a pretty bad thing. What you don’t believe me? Well, take a look at this bitches (hey she has killed and will kill again, she can be called a bitch) track record.

Please note that the following rap-sheet was compiled from our friends at kotaku.com.

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The Venture Bros. Nip-Slip The World Was Meant To See

- 10-07-10TV Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Special thanks to Reddit user Mrfredman who found the picture and shared it among all the user’s of the inter-web.

The world has finally seen the first nip-slip in Venture Brother‘s history, and it was barely on-screen. Thanks to the very clever, and very (very) patient eyes of this Venture Bros. fan (above) who caught this one-frame flash of flesh of  Dr. Mrs. The Monarch (formerly Doctor Girlfriend) in the season-three finale. For those of you who haven’t and won’t buy the DVD check out the animated chest flash below, but beware this does count as NSFW!

It can’t be certain that this is actually 100% confirmed proof (it’s claimed it was aired, pillows included). If this is a true, cartoon boob on air, it’s the first of it’s kind and deserves some kind of award. Hopefully, the creators will reveal just how in Monarch hell they pulled this off. Now if they’d only have to guts to give them a feature length film, we all now that be at least an R rating.

Via: io9

NIP SLIP AFTER THE JUMP

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Simpson Go Live-Action Again, Katy Perry’s Chest Guest Stars

- 09-27-10TV Posted by Luke Gallagher

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By now we’ve all seen the live-action Simpsons opener that was used only as a specially produced, promotional tool. Well look’s like a new, actual, live-action episode being created by Fox. Just like every episode of ‘The Simpsons’ it’s gonna have a guest star, which is gonna be international sensation Katy Perry. By live-action we mean green screen and puppets which means Katy is gonna be in a special, Sesame Street style episode. Those folks at PBS must be slapping themselves silly since this is gonna be the best form of payback for Katy Perry.

According to EW, the Dec 5th episode, entitled The Fight Before Christmas, Katy will be involved in her own rendition of The 39 Days of Christmas. Also noted was the fact that she would also be playing the girlfriend of local bartender, Moe Szyslak. This might just be an actually watchable episode since their so-called ‘Glee’ episode sucked harder then Lindsay Lohan with a bottle of Jack Daniels. After all, Katy Perry’s sketch with Sesame Streets Elmo was pulled from being aired (but can be seen here) this is a perfect piece of universal karma.

Via: Bleeding Cool