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The Big Sister! Cosplay Letdown

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Why do I say letdown? well when you see the video you’ll see why. NO EXPLANATION for a heterosexual male.

The Big Sister was an antagonistic protagonist for Bioshock 2 much like the insanity that was Jason Voorhies in NES’s Friday the 13th. The music changes  randomly during game play, then hint hint, get your ass in gear and scramble for your goddamned life before they (Jason Voorhies, The Big Sister)  swoop in like gangbusters and more than likely, kill you.

Nathan Sharatt made a Big Daddy costume when Bioshock 1 was released. So Bioshock 2 hit the shelves and he hit the junkyard, and we have a great Big Sister for the masses. Now the only thing we need is a nice sleek Sister to gear it up, and not a dude with a Burt Reynolds mustache. (via technabob)

Get Some Big Daddy Action In Bioshock 2

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Big Daddys. Boy did they freak me out when I played Bioshock for the first time… They were a pain to face. Once I defeated one however, it was awesome, as I jumped up and yelled out that I was the greatest video game player in the world (Yeah I know, its pathetic). Well, in your return to Rapture for Bioshock 2, 2K has you playing as a Big Daddy. NOW you get to face the faster, slender (and kinky) Big Sister, as well as a slew of other bizarre, big basterdly baddies. There is the Brute Splicer, which, I’m sure is the fat mindless mess your shocking in the commercials, who needs a shit ton of fire, ice, electricity and old fashioned lead to shred. From what I’ve read there is also more options to harvest your precious, Unobtainium-like Adam. Not only ripping open a cute little Zombie girl anymore but finding Adam slugs along the ocean floor, which is another place you get to traverse, while watching splicers being mutilated by other Big Daddys silently as you peep through windows. How do you get on the ocean floor? Oh. It’s when The Big Sister floods out your multi-leveled level by breakin’ the glass. Besides getting all that, the old token bad guy at the end of every level is a Big Sister, yes my friends…There isn’t just one.

So like  heroin and chasing that dragon you never really catch, capture some Rapture. I’m ready for some deep sea diving.

The game will be available next week for the PC, Playstation 3, and -Box 360. After the jump, check out the trailer that 2K revealed on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

(Thanks to Tom Landry for the find on the trailer) (more…)

Now with Black Friday behind us, Christmas is coming swiftly and there are even more goodies toget your grubby little Bastard paws on. So here is the sequel to some of the other holiday lists we’ve posted…Tread carefully for I lead you into temptation. Starting off with the elusive TaunTaun Sleeping bag (FINALLY fucken available), seen above, see more after the jump. (more…)

Who’s Your Daddy

Topless Robot nabbed some bad ass fan footage of  Harrison Krix of Volpin Props, and he details exactly how you can make your own Big Daddy here. If I had any savvy with arts and crafts I would wear this thing to work EVERYDAY. Check it out. Some people go the extra mile…Some go 500 more, just to be the man that would walk a thousand miles and fall down at your door.