Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Above: Wampa’s are hot right now, but none so hot as Ani-Mia’s. She’s teased is with her sexy Wampa cosplay before, but now she’s released an entire photo shoot, courtesy of Lars Peterson, Head to Fashionably Geek for more!
The Interwebz is a great place for nerdy art and the like. A lot of the time it’s crazy things like Wonder Woman dressing on the invisible jet, Skeletor getting ribbed for your pleasure, and other weird shit. There are also a lot of awesome (non soul destroying) things that we see on a daily basis, and we round them up for your viewing pleasure.
ABOVE: Isn’t it nice to see two super heroines getting along with each other, especially when their done incredibly well by deviant artist Ricken? Now if only they would take part in that all girls sleepover over in the watchtower, two words. Epic pillow fight. [Deviantart]
Hit the jump for The Walking Dead, Minimalist Avenger Posters, a shot of Catwoman’s treasure and MOAR! (more…)
The Interwebz is a great place for nerdy art and the like. A lot of the time it’s crazy things like Sue Storm showing off her fantastic two, Buffy the Vampire Slayer being staked in the butt, and other weird shit. But there are a lot of awesome things that we see on a daily basis, and we’re lazy nerd bastards so we just round them all up once a week for your nerdgasm art lovin’.
ABOVE: It’s not a teenage mutant pizza party until you’ve got a pair in your hands and a pair on your head. [Deviantart]
Every week the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Every Monday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
This week’s edition: Ghostbusters imagined in Pixar, first teaser poster for Brave, Soviet war memorial vandalized with super heroes, Hoth Tauntauns, Damian misses DickBatman, Han’s hangover, puppy plays Bowser, $10,000 Space Invaders watch, Star Wars lawn fertilizer, sexy N64 controller tattoo, epic Lego recreation of Sauron’s tower, Lens Flare: The Movie, the Bat has landed, Tardis observatory, Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ in 8-bit, Harley Quinn’s new costume on a man, Super Mario Bros. car, E.T. vs Predator, Darth Vader riding a pony cake, sappy nerd proposal, Contra’s henchmen’s strategy, Vulcan oven mitt, original 150 Pokemon according to my boyfriend, Lord of the Rigs, Yoda pasties, women react to Duke Nukem Forever, Dalek dress, Doctor Who flesh bits, ducks the original Transformers, all inclusive bathroom signs, 10 biggest flops illustrated, Weird Al’s ‘Perform this Way.’
See the whole Ghostbusters crew imagined as the stars of the next Pixar feature. Can this collaboration really happen? An animated feature would fare better than the long rumored Ghostbusters 3. For more check out artist, Fabrizio Fioretti. (GeekTyrant)
It seems that roasts, where a bunch of your friends get together and talk crap about you and your life and career are everywhere these days! It appears that no one is safe, not even the most popular video game character ever – Mario.
But, as popular as he is, you would think that getting his huge ego knocked down a peg by his best friends (Bowser, Link, Kirby, Princess Peach, Pikachu and Luigi) would be good for him.
Luckily, the folks at CollegeHumor.com decided to show us what would happen. Check out the video below!
And, just a side-note, I actually remember liking the game Luigi’s Mansion.
Have you ever wondered what part of Bowser would be a good piece of meat? Have you wondered if Chocobo nuggets would go well with some honey mustard? Or have you wondered if Yoshi’s tongue would be good for a stew?
Well, if you don’t have the same obsession of meat diagrams like Jude Buffum did, I’m sure you said no to all three questions above. That’s right, with some exploring and a love of meat diagrams, Buffum created some meat diagrams of well known video game characters and creatures.
So check out after the jump for some awesome looking diagrams and head on over to Buffum’s site if you want to buy any of the diagrams because who wouldn’t want a image of Yoshi all cut up.
Anyone who has played Mario 3 knows the power of these rare items, and probably their locations off by heart – I know I still remember them.
Depending on the map you used them on, they would whisk you away to a series of magical green pipes that would allow you to completely bypass entire world maps. While discovering them was not easy, many players still refused to use them on principle, as they thought of it as cheating.
Turns out, they weren’t the only ones who shared that particular point of view.
I’m a little confused on what precisely is going on here but regardless this Mario Samurai art is pretty freaking cool. As I think about this illustration a bit further my best guess would be that it appears that Mario is about to mount dinosaur Yohsi and then sodomize Bowser with his sword. Don’t you agree? Props to deviantART member xiaobaosg for creating this magnificent and bad ass art.
If you want a real good laugh watch this video concocted by brentalfloss and Parker Simmons…and I will bet, you will probably watch it more then once. I know I did only because it is f*ckin hilarious!!! Good ol’ Dr. Mario is here to cure you, and in more then one way! Not only will he fondle your balls, like he did for Wario, he will also pull crabs out of your girlfriends’ cooch, like he did for Princess. And if you notice, Dr. Mario plays the b*tch in the Mario-Wario relationship; after all, he does have a tramp stamp. He hands out “pills for all your ills,” and good thing too because those shrooms weren’t doing a god damned thing to help me! Poor Kirby has meningitis and Link has hepatitis. But the real winner here is Bowser with HPV. Why you ask? HPV in men is more likely to cause penile or anal cancer, or warts. Poor Bowser…..