
Each and every week we scour the Internet for nothing but the best in nerdy art. We leave no digital stone unturned, we poke and prod every nook and cranny of the Interwebz. Why? Because we love you, and we love to bring you weekly feed of nerd art.
On with the dump!
Above: Aww, a sad Doctor swinging on a swing, but an amazing painting by artist James Hance. The painter, who previously did work on the Winnie the Pooh/Star Wars paintings has done a series of incredible paints featuring Doctor Who‘s 9th, 10th and 11th doctors. Curse you for making us feel emotion, James. [Nerd Apporved]
Hit the jump for Portal 2, Game of Thrones and Vanity Fair. (more…)

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.
ABOVE: Creepiest Chewbacca costume ever. I can never unsee this now. I didn’t want to be the only one. [ToplessRobot]
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03-31-13 •
Featured
Posted by Team Bastard

This week on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason welcome Nerdbastard and Blastr word pooper-outer Mathew Jackson to venture out into the super unknown and discuss the burden in Jon Hamm‘s hand (wordboy means his dick, “Hamm Dickgate Part 2″), the majesty of Zombie Time Traveling Dragon Weekend, aka Time Traveling Dragon Zombie Weekend, aka… you get the picture… Doctor Who and Game of Thrones are back! The Walking Dead is going away! We’re talking about it!!
Also on the show!
Can Independence Day 2 and Independence Day 3 outshine the original while blowing up the outside world? Ash Williams has been away too long, will the rumored Army of Darkness sequel live to rise? Not enough for you? How about Jason becoming a born again Nerdist fan and the mystery of Heisenberg’s stolen script, bitch!?
Holy great pillowy boob-resembley cloud in the sky! You want more? Fine, how about we talk about a great innovation in sexy time? A bacon condom that both looks and tastes like bacon when you have bacon-y big dumb sex? How about that slice of butter fried greatness? We don’t even care that the Vandelay Industries pastrami flavored condom never took off, this is better!
C’mon folks, WRAP YOUR HAMM IN BACON AND DELTA YOUR BURKE!!! (Listen to the show to get that reference.)

The Bastarcast: We really like Soundgarden and exclamation points!
02-16-13 •
Featured
Posted by Team Bastard

This time on The Bastardcast: Jeremy and Jason try to keep it together as they discuss meteoroids, asteroids, zombies, and other world enders like Warner Brothers’ development slate and the Dan Harmonless Community. Also, Jeremy and Jason nerd out on all the Toy Fair 2013 news and then fight about A Good Day to Die Hard.
Following that, Jeremy swings low on latest member of the X-Men First Class: Days of Future Past cast, Jason goes off the deep end when Jeremy mocks Han Solo, and they both think the that reports about the demise of the video game industry are premature and full of poop.
Yes, it’s the kind of high brow episode where our fearless hosts let you know that an actor’s artistic worth is determined by how many times he shows peen on the screen. In fact, that’s this week’s special happy fun hashtag, #PeenOnTheScreen.
All that and more #FebruMurray fun as we continue to celebrate noted kickball striker Bill Murray.

The Bastardcast: Presently running low on witty taglines.

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com
Above: I’m never a fan of the constant redesigning of Harley Quinn’s costume, until I see a particularly damn good cosplay like Destiny Nickelsen’s here. Check out her Facebook page for progess shots of how she made the getup, inspired by Harley’s outfit in Injustice: Gods Among Us. [Geek Tyrant]
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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.
ABOVE: A Christmas Story in a galaxy far, far away… Gordon Tapley created this fantastic Star Wars twist on the lamp from A Christmas Story. [ObviousWinner]
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12-11-12 •
Film, TV
Posted by Chris D.
Yet another year is coming to a close. This means we’ve got yet another Top [insert number here] list of [insert year here]. In this case, it’s the American Film Institute‘s awards for the top 10 motion pictures and the top 10 television programs of 2012.
The list includes many of the expected film titles like The Dark Knight Rises and Les Miserables. Same goes for the TV series; we’ve got Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Modern Family and The Walking Dead to drop some big names. Fun fact for y’all: Mad Men is now the most recognized AFI Awards TV honoree in history after 5 straight years on that list. I guess everybody loves themselves some Hamm, eh? Eh?
Anyway. Jump the chasm for the full list! (more…)

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com
Above: I’ve said it before, but body paint is clearly the best way to accurately portray a comic book costume. The level of detail in this Harley Quinn body paint is incredible. It’s a great cosplay by Abby Tymchakers, photographed by Joey D. More pics at Fashionably Geek.
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10-15-12 •
Comics, TV
Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

Last night’s season premiere of The Walking Dead was not only lauded by many critics as a return to form for the series after a lackluster season 2, but it also broke some records in viewership. Here’s a press release from AMC explain with what, why and how:
The biggest show of the fall season among Adults 18-49 is on AMC. Last night, AMC premiered season three of “The Walking Dead” and outdelivered cable and broadcast hits including “Hatfields & McCoys,” “Jersey Shore,” “Modern Family,” “The Big Bang Theory” and “The Voice.”
The 9pm ET premiere garnered 10.9 million viewers and a 7.4 HH rating making it the highest rated episode in series history, and growing more than 50% over last season’s premiere. The season 3 premiere now reigns as the biggest telecast for any drama series in basic cable history among all viewers. “The Walking Dead” encored at 10pm with 3.5 million viewers and midnight with 850,000 viewers delivering 15.2 million viewers for the night.
Or to put in different terms, as Hitfix’s Daniel Fienberg pointed out on Twitter, the premiere of The Walking Dead was watched by more people than the premieres of Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Killing and Hell on Wheels combined with still lots of viewers left over. You people just can’t get enough of your zombies can you?
The Walking Dead airs Sunday on AMC (as if you didn’t know).
Source: Coming Soon

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.
ABOVE: It’s not new news that Carrie Fisher was battling her drug addiction during filming of Star Wars. However, now her addition seems to be embodied in the film with her pictured having an overgrown ‘coke nail’ (It’s for snorting coke when you don’t have time to sit down and rake out lines) in a Return of the Jedi . Cocaine is hell of a drug.
[Geekologie]
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