Ever feel like, as a girl, you hear way too much crap when you play XBOX live, or even when you’re on an MMORPG and you’re in chat or on vox? Well, this is the revenge video of your dreams. Watch as this pussy boy gets his ass handed to him by a bunch of newb girlz!! Or not so newb, as the case may obviously be. Now, men? GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!

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If you were like me after seeing Christopher Nolan’s Inception, you first thought to yourself “When the hell is Ellen Page going to do a nude scene?”. You then went through process of thinking about the complicated plot. Trying to connect the movie to itself. You get it, but you don’t really get it . A dream within a dream…or something like that. If Inception was too complicated and confusing for ya? Why don’t you just ask the character from INCEPTION themselves? O wait, they don’t even know what the hell is going on. College Humor has taken advantage of this situation and created an Inception spoof that has the very characters bring to light some of these questions in a scene from the film.

Inception is the movie of the summer, that has moviegoers trying to comprehend the complexities of Nolan’s dreamworld. How do the characters seem to understand all the rules that it took us two and a half hours to learn so fast? Is it because in movies, time moves at an accelerated rate and because they’re dreaming in the movie, time moves even faster? It’s a dream within a dream within an incomprehensible clusterf*ck. Within a dream.

Watching the movie Independence Day is one of the traditions in my house, as we all gather around to watch it on July 4th. It may not be how most people choose celebrate that important day in American history, but since we’re Canadian, it’s probably ok.

The movie has been out for a long time, but like any action movie, it is always ripe for parody, which is where the good folks at CollegeHumor come in. They decided to show what would happen if the alien never showed the president their master plan for the human race, and I must admit – it devolves very quickly to that human standard of name calling.

But before we get to the video, which is below the jump, here is my favorite line from Independence Day that must be said, or quoted, every time the movie is discussed:

Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

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Ever wonder how the dumb movie rating works?  Why a certain movie have the rating that it has and what audience they’re aiming for. Well, CollegeHumor got this 2 part image explaining from the G rating to the NC-17 rating. This chart uses examples, such as parents and potheads, explaining what movie fits for the kind of person that should be watching the film, as well as explaining what kind of film it may be due to the rating it has.

Will this be helpful for ya? Who knows, but the fact that it says PG the rating stands for Poop Gag, is one of the most amazing thing I have ever read and the chart instantly made sense to me. Click after the jump to check out bigger images of How the age rating actually works and tell us what ya think.

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You know, I really don’t like playing against young gamers (16 years and younger) on any online game. They either accuse me of cheating or just call me  some name that either is gay or some racial term. Seems like College Humor got that typical stereotype of todays young jackass gamers and how they can ruin a great game, such as Starcraft all in this video. With Starcraft 2 set to release next month (about FREAKIN’ TIME), maybe some of you veteran gamers should get ready to deal with their annoyance and lay the smack down on these annoying assholes.

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What’s the deal with Jay-Z songs? Are they all that easy to do a parody of? I wonder if that was one of his 99 problems. Anyways, the folks over at College Humor decided to make a pretty good rap parody about one of the biggest MMORPG’s out there. The video is all about raiding and if ya don’t know what that means, try checking out the WoWWiki page about it. Like any CH video, it’s done well and is enjoyable so check it out. Hopefully, ya’ll won’t suffer like me, who now has the actual version of the song stuck in my head… Thanks again College Humor.

A few weeks ago was the anniversary of Pac-Man and Google did its part to celebrate it. Then a week later, we got news on how Google Pac-Man cost $120,484,800 in productivity, proving that no matter how old Pac-Man is, people will play it if given the chance. Well, almost everyone that is since College Humor has this audio clip of an older lady who didn’t want to do anything with Pac-Man and wanted it gone. I’m sure checking out the clip will bring back memories for some of us who had to help someone with their computer problems.

Both, video games and college has the typical cliches in which most people know. Cladwell Tanner got his drawing on based on the cliches of both worlds and the result, these awesome pictures. From P.E. to wet t-shirt contests, to Nintendo characters and well known female characters, Tanner got them all. He even has some annoying characters that most hate in embarrassing situations (Slippy will never get any love) Check after the break for all the images as I’m sure you’ll see many video game characters/cliches in funny situations and see if you can name the characters as well. (more…)

I like most people hate that goddamn bitch ass dog from Duck Hunt more than anything and I hate A LOT of things. I can remember playing with my little brother and thinking I would sacrifice him to whatever deity would listen if I could just shoot that son of a whore in the face. GOD, I hate that thing. However, by hating him we’ve fallen right into his trap. Ever wonder what goes on behind that grass facade of lies? Luckily college humor has the answers.

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For every Mega Man game, we get eight new robot masters to fight and you start wondering how the hell does Capcom keep coming up with names for the bosses. Hell, with just fire alone we got Fire Man, Flame Man, Burner Man, Heat Man,  and Solar Man (Yeah, I have no life). Anyway, it seems like the guys over at College Humor thought the same and came up with some boss names themselves. Check the vid out and also, check out the Mega Man 10 review that was done two months ago that includes an awesome commercial for the game.