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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

 

Above: Before she was an explorer, she was an adventurer. Oh, and Dragonborn. Available on a shirt, here. (Fashionably Geek)

 

I used to think all the Skyrim hype would die down, and we’d no longer be cracking jokes about Fus ro dah or Dovahkiin, but then, I took an arrow in the — AAAHHHHH!! Okay, I’m sorry. Never again. I haven’t even played the game. I barely get the stupid meme. (TDW: Geeks)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

 

Above: The Skywalker Coat of Arms. Available as a shirt, here. But, umm, isn’t there like, somebody missing? Or was the Death Star really Darth Vader’s true love and I’ve been missing the clues?(Fashionably Geek)

 

Perfect, perfect, perfect! I am in love with how well this trailer mash-up works. As a child raised through the 90s, how could I not be a huge fan of both The Lion King and Batman (due to the celebrated animated series). Mashing the Disney classic with the audio from The Dark Knight Rises is genius work. (The Mary Sue)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Oh, you know this cat is pissed to be dressed as an Ewok. I mean really, Emperor Palpatine would have been a better fit. (Nerd Approved)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

We always think we look so cool, don’t we? Until we’re defeated by out true nemesis, physical exertion. (Fashionable Geek)

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Yup, no big deal. ‘Course, I think the Assassin’s symbol on the back of your car might be a dead give away. (Fashionably Geek)

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Cracked.com unequivocally proves that The Justice League make for fuckin’ shitty bosses. This is primarily because, according to Cracked’s representation of them, they’re goddamn stupid and can’t see beyond their own asses (or their dicks, rather). And, so, you really don’t want to get in on the action under their direction or tutelage.

Anyway, the entire point is that it’s all a joke. Obviously. And Cracked does a pretty fuckin’ hilarious job with it. Watch them strike fear into the hearts of men… from a bubble bath!

Source: Cracked

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The one thing I love about video game sprites is that folks on the internet can do many wonderful and hilarious things with them. Hell, I was able to create a fight show with some Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog sprites for my computer animation class back in high school.

The funny ass folks over at Cracked.com used their talents to come up with this awesome Street Fighter 2 post that follows the drunken adventure (and problems) of Ryu.

You get to see the usually silent and serious warrior talking about what happens when you punch little Chinese girls in the kidneys, singing an 80’s song, having some “me” time with his little Ryu and more.

So click the jump button to check this out as it is definitely worth the time and see if the ending get’s you excited for the possible follow up like it did for me.

Source: Cracked.com

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What if Movie Titles Were Honest?

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Movie titles and posters can be very, very misleading. They can often make you think that a movie is about one thing, and then when you actually go see it, it turns out it is about something else.

So, Cracked.com decided to put it to their readers in a competition to create movie posters that actually showcased the sad (and often hilarious) truth of movies. The response was overwhelming, so they decided to post the top 30 entries here.

But, for those of you that don’t want to travel to another site – you are in luck. All you need to do is sit back, relax, and go through the gallery below the jump.

My personal favorite are numbers: 24, 11, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1. What are yours?

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