The BastardCast vs Zombie Bikini Girls On The Moon

- 11-30-12Featured Posted by Team Bastard


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This time on The Bastardcast, Jeremy and Jason make fun of the following:

Zombie Bikini Girls, Blowing Up the Moon, The Wolverine and Dougray Scott, A baby, Winning the Lottery, Bad Movie Taste, Nintendo, Renowned Satirist James Gunn, Batman, Jason’s Penis (Again), Michael Fassbender‘s Penis, Star Trek, Canadian-centric Video Games, Happy Porn Stars, Heath Ledger’s Death, Martian Cockteasery, The Two and a Half Men Jesus Kid, why The Bastardcast is filth, an epic fight in VERSUS between non-Twilighty vampires and werewolves, and SO MUCH MORE!


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The BastardCast vs Turkeys, Robots, and Grandpa the Flatulent

- 11-23-12Featured Posted by Team Bastard


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This week on Earth-96’s favorite podcast: Jeremy and Jason try to decipher what NASA is hiding with their latest discovery, wonder if the rise of the illiterates sunk SyFy‘s battleship, and examine Marvel Now! (Thats their exclamation point, not ours.)

After that (and before it in some cases, this is hardly chronological, baby) the fellows dismiss Glee‘s geek grab, ponder when the Star Wars rumor mill will spin off it’s axis and crush us all, and mourn the death of Dirty Jobs.

Also, with hockey on ice (clever!) many kindly Canadians are rushing out to buy things that they can put into themselves and their special ladies — we talk about the rise in sex toy purchases up north, Jeremy reveals his strongly held views on armless hump balls, and Jason reveals a very special story about his… well you’ll just have to listen won’t you?

Still craving more giblets? How about this week’s VERSUS where Jason and Jeremy tussle over who would win in a stand-off for the world’s last Cabage Patch Dolls — BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS VS. AN ORK HOARD!


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Nerdy Bits: My Little Cephalopod, Steampunk Buzz Lightyear, The Actors of ‘Doctor Who’ & ‘Star Wars’, Bond vs Bond, and MOAR!

- 09-07-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: Funko POP!’s vinyl figures just got so much cooler. That’s right, mini dragons. Well, if you buy the Daenerys from their new Game of Thrones line. Which I will be. There’s also Sandor Clegane, a White Walker, Tyrion Lannister, Ned Stark, and Khal Drogo. Releasing Novemeber 1st! (Nerd Approved)

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Nerdy Bits: Old Actors in Their Famous, Youthful Roles, Curiosity in LEGO, ‘Legend of Korra’ Gangnam Style, 100 Maniacal Laughs, and MOAR!

- 08-13-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

AboveMargie Vizcarra Cox cosplays as a wonderful Star Sapphire. I’m always impressed when women choose this costume and manage to make it look sexy and flattering. Bravo. Plus Photography by Mark Shafer and Michael Iacca. (CBM)

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Nerdy Bits: First Images of Mars via Curiosity, The 501st Builds a Rancor, Batman and Robin Play HALO, James Bond Goes Pony in Skydash, and MOAR!

- 08-06-12Cool Stuff, Funny Videos, Videogames Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: The first images of Mars as sent by the Curiosity rover, left: its own shadow on the Martian surface, right: a wheel on the surface of Mars. Anyone else watch the livestream of this awesome, historic event? Twitter was basically one giant nerdgasm last night. You can keep up with Curiosity and all its incredible discoveries by following @MarsCuriosity.

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