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This week on the Bastardcast anti-gravity Anne joins the boys as they deal with a deansapointing porno, Keanu Reeves turning Japanese, eBay ruining slave doll profiteering, Robin Williams ruins twitter, and Maxim tells us that women prefer serial killers to toy collectors.

Also on the show: why the man who brought us Felicity may not screw up Star Wars, why Jenny Olsen is an upgrade over Jeremy Olsen, and why Adam Sandler might just “Zohan” Guardians of the Galaxy.

All that and a plethora of shitty impressions by the fat one. Wanna be our friend on twitter? It really isn’t that hard and we aren’t all that selective. Just follow us @RadioBastard and bask in the glow of intermittent genius.

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Jason and Jeremy discus Jason’s lightsaber problem and then talk about feeling… something. Also, eBay enters the theater of social networking with a collector twist, someone casts a resurrection spell on MySpace, bacon is disappearing at an alarming level, and there is Ghostbusters 3 news to be infuriated by. Also, we have more than a confirmed nod from Patrick Stewart about X-Men: Days of Future Past and the guys ooh, ahh, and oy at the Toys R’ Us top 15 toys of 2012 list.

Then in the MAIN EVENT: Jason and Jeremy debate the value of Mark Millar becoming the kaiser of Fox’ Marvel film slate and ponder if he is being brought in to enhance their films or just stand out as a nerd mascot.

Speaking of the art of debate, the guys have a new segment called VERSUS where they quickly scuffle over the important questions of our time. This week: Ninja’s VERSUS Jedi. The best part? You decide the winner!

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Now YOU Can Be In Joss Whedon’s Next Movie!

Ok, it’s not The Avengers, oh and it’s a walk on role, and you have to win an auction on eBay, oh yea and you have to take care of your own travel and lodging, but still!

The production company Joss Whedon created to make his secret Shakespeare movie, Bellwether Productions, is making its 2nd feature, In Your Eyes,  “a metaphysical love story about two seemingly polar opposites who are deeply connected in ways neither could have ever imagined.”  Whedon wrote the script, but the directing duties this time will be handled by Brin Hill.

At the time of this writing, bidding had just topped out at $1100.00, granted there is still just under 9 days to go in the auction. 100% of the winning bid goes straight to The Adrienne Shelly Foundation to promote female filmmakers of all kinds through scholarships, production grants, finishing funds and living stipends in partnership with academic and non-academic film institutions. Posthumously named for an actress who was working with Nathan Fillion on the movie the Waitress at the time if her tragic death.

If you’re not sold yet, did I mention the set will be catered, that means free watery coffee and all the warm egg salad sandwiches you can eat, provided you get there before the Keygrip does. I don’t know what their job in the movie industry is, but I do know they love egg salad sandwiches.

It is for a great cause and hey, it is Josh Whedon. You can check the auction out here.

Oh hey… speaking of Joss Whedon, don’t forget to buy very own Whedon (in BDSM gear) riding a bacon winged Kevin Smith t-shirt at SPLIT REASON!

Source: The Mary Sue

 

 

ebay

Seller:
Jamesfilms

Starting Bid:
$2,000,000.00

Buy It Now:
$10,000,000.00

Item Description:

I am selling my story that I have been creating for 10+ years. It can be compared to stories like Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Indiana Jones and other titles in those categories. This story needs to be completed by a professional writer or Ghost Writer. I would like to meet in person so that I can pass my works on.

I will share my story with someone in person only and not over the internet. My story is too valuable to be spread publicly and will give a lot of new ideas for movies and book series that should belong to the buyer.
ebay requires a physical object to be purchased. This is a CD with my story, as well as printed material, as well as verbal information from me. This will be exchanged person to person.

This story will bring in endless fame and money to anyone who takes it. I do not have money to hire a Ghost Writer and I do not want to die with this story untold

There is a return policy for this auction:

We can go over the story together. You will like the story, but if by chance you do not like it, you can call off your investment opportunity and get any money back. I am confident that any one who hears my story will love to see it unfold and so will you.

This is a great opportunity for everyone involved


I love finding stuff like this on the Internet. Much like that guy who made videos asking for a million dollars, I expect this Ebay auction to end in the same deflated, hoaxy way that the “Give me a million dollars” ended.

What gets me about this is that the guy has spent TEN YEARS and doesn’t have a completed document. I’m betting his high school English teacher is still waiting for his term paper on “The Great Gatsby.” Even Micheal Scott of The Office managed to get his script Threat Level Midnight written and FILMED in ELEVEN YEARS.

Jamesfilms clearly says that a professional writer is need to finish the story . . . I’m betting Mrs Fenders Third Grade class at Bear River Elementary could work out a proper story ending and story board the whole thing in an afternoon of arts and craft class.

I guess (well, I’m fairly certain) my faith in Mr. Jamesfilms story telling abilities dropped (Like a lead balloon) when I noticed that his story would “tople” Star Wars. Is that some new kind of sexual act? Is that anything like a “Rusty Venture?”

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If I’d had one of THESE in my teens I’d have had sex even less often than I did. Actually that’s not possible, but there’d be something unspeakably tragic about a teen lying alone in his tiny tardis bed having a fiddle with himself.

If you get the winning eBay bid on this astounding Doctor Who murphy bed (complete with a lights, sounds and a replica phone) you too can give up on sex entirely.

Constructed by an ingenious New Zealand father for his son. The TARDIS bed includes a talking telephone (it says 4 different Doctor Who sayings) lights — at night it projects the southern cross sign on the ceiling — a 1970s lock, pulsing LED lights, and more. So yes, you need this.

Go bid on this handmade Doctor Who bed right now over at Trade Me

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This vintage, in the box He-man was once owned by legendary actor Leonardo DiCaprio and soon it could be yours. Yes, you could own this mint condition collectable for the low price of $9000. Yes I know, it isn’t cheap but its carded and graded vintage He-man action figure from the 1980’s. You like the Masters of The Universe don’t you, well then buy this piece of gold right now.

From the online listing:

Hi, This is a 1982 series 1/8 back MOTU He Man w/warranty. AFA 85 Card 80, Bubble 85, Figure 90. There are only 12 of these graded and this is the highest graded example. The pictures a fuzzy because it is still in the plastic from AFA, I never removed it.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own 2 pieces of history all in one purchase. The highest graded 1/8 He Man w/warranty, and previously owned by the talented and very famous actor Leonardo DiCaprio. This comes with a C.O.A. (Certificate Of Authenticity) signed by Tom Derby.

Only 12 graded cards and Leo’s is the highest grade. That just shows you that if you were in a few successful movies here and there you too can resell your Beanie Babies for a mint. If your interested in owning a piece of young Leo’s history then place a bid. If not, just go back to the flea markets and search for those hidden gems.

Via: You Bent My Wookie

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Are you a Final Fantasy nut? Got a quarter of a million dollars you can blow off? Well, it may be your lucky day as some one has this rare crystal orb, with the words Final Fantasy engraved in it, up on ebay for someone to buy. Felixollie was one of 50 Nintendo Power readers to win this back in 1990 and now plans to sell it. The orb is in good condition and you do get the certificate and the magazine that had the contest on it. But, is this little 1.8 lbs orb worth the $250,000?

I probably say no. Sure, only 50 were made but this is just ridiculous. So far, no one has been stupid enough, oops I mean, no “ultimate fan” has bid on the orb yet. The bid is up till 8/22th so maybe, just maybe some one may bid on it. What do you guys think? Think the $250,000 is the right price point for the crystal ball? Or is this over priced and felixollie is out of his mind?

Source: Technabob, ebay Page

internet-kidsThis is pretty much exactly what I have imagined for soo long. Finally, the internet is like high-school! Hmmmm.. Why isn’t anyone pregnant? This makes no sense, I don’t feel secure, I’m not in a safe place.. *Hyperventilates* Wait a second. I’m sure that, from what I’m assuming, girl representing 4chan is pregnant. OH, those 4chan kids, *laughs good naturally at self* they love them some good (insert any crazy, awful, disheartening, sick, twisted, demented, or any-other synonym for disgusting here). But it’s ok. If you’re a regular visitor to 4chan, then don’t worry, it doesn’t mean you’re going to hell. It just means that you’re super creepy and I don’t want you to watch me sleep anymore… Or do I? Other than that, I totally think eBay is blowing Twitter because she has self esteem issues and wants to feel prettier than Last Fm. Facebook is that pure untainted christian girl at the party that everyone is trying to give a rufie. Wikipedia is in love with Facebook, but is too much of a vagina to make a move so he just accepts the friend card and thinks it’s better than nothing.. But it really isn’t. Youtube is trying to get with Last Fm, but his quirky weirdness just makes him the “comedian”. And for some strange fucking reason Last Fm likes Yahoo, the guy’s obviously a loser but has a lot of friends. He’s indifferent because he’s so oblivious to what a vagina actually is. And Myspace is in a ditch dying slowly while drug addicts have their way with him.. Enjoy!

Source: Buzzfeed

Going Once, Twice….Stargate Items Sold!

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To all the Stargate fans out there, here’s your chance to bid on some Stargate memorabilia from 15 seasons! Propworx (Battlestar Galactica auctions) is back to bring us Stargate Artifacts up for auction. Memorabilia will be up for sale on ebay as well as two live auctions. Over the next few months you be will be seeing thousands of items up for sale including, but not limited to, costumes, props and even parts of the Stargate. To learn more about the ebay items that will be for sale check out www.propworx.com. But for a quick tour check out the top 20 items the Stargate Command (aka Propworx Warehouse) has stored at the warehouse (after the jump).

Source SciFiWire

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