Eclipse

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Yes! Finally proof that this garbage might in fact kill you! I think we here at Nerd Bastards should begin the death toll now. Twilight 1 – Human Race 0, and that’s not counting the amount of souls it has already consumed.

“Wellington police spokeswoman Victoria Evans said the man’s body was found by a cleaner at Reading Cinemas on Courtenay Place shortly before 8.30pm.
The 23 year old New Zealand man had attended a 6pm screening of the film, the latest instalment in the Twilight franchise, which revolves around a love triangle between human girl, a vampire and werewolf.

The man was slumped in his seat, and the cleaner thought he was asleep.”

Though the likeliness of the death actually being due to how awful the content in the film is highly unlikely. The artery packing popcorn, candy and numerously re-heated hot dogs would seem to be the culprit….

my two cents:

I still feel that edward cullen’s semen slicked hair played a large part in the passing of the innocent.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Trailer Released

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(This article was submitted by NB Ghostwriter and Twilight fan Crystal Halcott)

Today on Oprah, the full trailer of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse debuted. Unlike its predecessors, this one may spark your curiosity (or not), but so far it looks better then Twilight and New Moon. Here’s the run down for those of you who do not read the books: In this part of the series the Cullens (Edward and his family), and their friends, go to war against the Volturi and Newborn Vamps that Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard)  has so graciously created to try and take out the “good” vampires…and that’s all I’m going to say on the matter. I’m a huge fan of the books but have been extreemly disappointed in the movies thus far. But honestly, I must say that this trailer has been by far the most exciting. Now, I’m not putting all my faith into the movie yet and there is no way in hell I will be seeing the movie opening night this time around, but I am looking forward to it and hope this movie is just as exciting as the book. Let me know your thoughts on the trailer…Does it look better then Twilight and New Moon? Will it step up to the standards the book has set?

Twilight Series: Eclipse Trailer Released

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(article by:  Crystal Halcott)
I’m not going to lie. I am a huge fan of the Twilight Series…that is, the book series. The movies, not so much. Yeah, sure they’re OK to go and see with my teenage neighbors or watch the original movie alone at night when I’m feeling sorry for myself and need a semi-romantic movie to cry too. To be honest, the first movie (Twilight) was just OK, the second (New Moon) was a downright disgrace. And now I’m dreading how Eclipse, directed by David Slade, will turn out. Here’s the low-down on Eclipse, and it’s very simple: Bella (Kristen Stewart) loves Edward. Edward (Robert Pattinson) loves Bella. Jacob (Taylor Lautner) loves Bella. Bella does not love Jacob. Enter a crazed, red-headed vampire, Vicoria (Bryce Dallas Howard who is replacing Rachelle Lefevre) and some warewolf-on-vampire action to win Bella over, and we have your basic love triangle (minus the vampire and wolf thing). Will I see the movie? Yes. Will I see it opening night (June 30, 2010)? Nope. Did that last time and wanted to kill myself…Do I expect great things from this movie? No way, but I still want to see it. Check out the trailer below and let me know your thoughts.
Source Slashfilm
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