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This week on The Bastardcast: Jason and Jeremy return from their tour of Yo Momma to talk about the big drama surrounding a little bit of peen in Saga #12, a Game of Thrones fan’s Craigslist enabled sexy time fantasy, and world renowned sugar-tit enthusiast Mel Gibson’s possible directorial return for The Expendables vs. The Macabees: A Time Travel Adventure, aka Expendables 3.

Also on the show: Would you have sex with a robot? 9% of you would according to a new poll and apparently 50% of our adventurous hosts would as well. So, yeah, we’ll be dedicating some time to discuss Cylon banging.

We’ll also tackle the sale Shatner’s phaser, the return of Carrie Kelley to Batman comics, the departure of Microsoft’s former creative director and chief gamer pisser off-er, the sacrificial lamb that is Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Warner Bros. big DC movie plans, TV’s favorite couple (TEAM KADEEM!), and Jeremy and Jason try to figure out why Jodie Foster is rocking a smart pantsuit 140 years into the future in the somewhat District 9-y Elysium trailer.

All that and a lyrical ode to Axel Rose’ bulge on… The Bastardcast.

rangerThe Bastardcast: Nucking Futs and horrendously bad at spelling.

Matt Damon Fights the Future in ‘Elysium’ Trailer

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It’s only one of the most anticipated movies of the year, director Neill Blomkamp‘s follow-up to the critical and commercial smash District 9, but despite its original March 2013 release date, and its expected new release date just four months hence, we haven’t seen a lot of Blomkamp’s new project Elysium

…Until now.

Yahoo has posted the first trailer for the film, and it looks amazing. Matt Damon plays a soldier trying to leave the dying Earth and become part of the stiff upper crust (the one per centers) who live on a lavish space station called Elysium, which is administered by Jodie Foster. District 9 star Sharlto Copley plays the villain, and while you’ll see him in the trailer, if you blink you might miss him. The trailer also gives us a good long look at both Earth and Elysium and hints at some of the action we’re going to see in the film (it’s not all high-brow sci-fi ideas and stuff, you know).

Here’s the trailer:

Plot Synopsis: In the year 2159 two classes of people exist: the very wealthy who live on a pristine man-made space station called Elysium, and the rest, who live on an overpopulated, ruined Earth. Secretary Rhodes (Jodie Foster), a hard line government official will stop at nothing to enforce anti-immigration laws and preserve the luxurious lifestyle of the citizens of Elysium. That doesn’t stop the people of Earth from trying to get in, by any means they can. When unlucky Max (Matt Damon) is backed into a corner, he agrees to take on a daunting mission that if successful will not only save his life, but could bring equality to these polarized worlds.

Elysium is out in theaters everywhere August 9th.

Source: /Film

Check Out the First Poster for Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’ – Look Out for the Trailer Tomorrow

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The first poster for Neill Blomkamp‘s Elysium has been released, and we can expect to see the full trailer out tomorrow.  Given the reaction to the footage that was shown at last year’s comic-con, we can expect the trailer to be pretty damn epic.  Basically, Earth is in shambles and those that live on the space station Elysium are living the nice life, but they enforce anti-immigration laws even more strongly than the Americans do when it comes to Mexicans.  So, seems like it would be quite the task for Matt Damon’s character to try and get his ass into Elysium for medical help.  And if he does, everything will change forever.  Dun dun dun…  From what we know about the film, it definitely sounds interesting.

The cast includes Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharlto Copley, Alice Braga, Wagner Moura, and William Fichtner.  We’ll be seeing Elysium in theaters on August 9, 2013.

Hit the jump for the poster and the official synopsis.

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First Look at Jodie Foster’s Secretary Rhodes in ‘Elysium’

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We’ve already seen Matt Damon and Sharlto Copley as they appear in Neill Blomkamp‘s Elysium, pictures that show off the dark and dirty side of planet Earth. Now, new behind-the-scenes photos have appeared online featuring Jodie Foster in her role as Secretary Rhodes. At first glance, it’s a stark contrast to how everyone else is looking in the upcoming sci-fi thriller.

With a first look you might expect something much like what they did in revealing Copley’s role as Kruger, but instead these shots were revealed courtesy of Jodie Foster fan twitter account Simply Jodie by way of Bleeding Cool. Check out the remainder of the three leaked shots after the jump.
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25 Nerdy Movies to Watch For in 2013

It’s a new year, and along with the resolutions you’ve probably already broken, there’s a fresh slate of films to look forward to, and Nerd Bastards has chosen 25 to keep your eye on. Some titles you’ll know, others you might not, but one thing’s for sure, by the end of the year you’ll think some of them rocked and the rest of them sucked. As to which films will go which way, I’ll let that be a pleasant surprise.

Here are the 25 Nerdy Movies to Watch For in 2013: (more…)

First Look: Sharlto Copley as Kruger in ‘Elysium’

When movie fans saw the first ever image from Neill Blomkamp‘s Elysium, we were treated to Matt Damon looking far from the Jason Bourne action hero we know him to be. Bald, dirty and carrying a bad ass Chemrail gun in a mission against those who live on Elysium, a pristine man-made space station for the rich and powerful.

Seeing as Damon is the hero and looks like shit, you would expect his counterpart to be clean and well kept as he tries to eliminate the hero. Empire gives us our first look at Elysium‘s Kruger, played by District 9′s Sharlto Copley, and we see exactly what we didn’t expect.  If you don’t believe me, take a look for yourself and see what I mean after the jump.
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‘Elysium’ and ‘RoboCop’ Play Release Date Shuffle

Excited about Neill Blomkamp‘s follow-up to District 9, the high-minded sci-fi actioner Elysium? Well it looks like you’re going to have to wait a little longer as Sony Pictures has pulled the film from its spring release date and pushed it back to a late summer slot. This follows a decision by Sony, and producing partner MGM, to push back the release date of the rebooted RoboCop to a February 2014 release date. Insert ominous music here. (more…)

SDCC12: Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’ Is The Talk of Comic Con

The biggest buzz out of Comic Con, so far, seems to be coming from the Elysium footage that was shown in Hall H. Coincidentally this is the one panel our 3 correspondents couldn’t make. Figures.

Admittedly, Elysium has been off my nerdy radar. I had seen a few goofy pics online of actor Matt Damon holding an alien gun w/ some bizarre arm contraption, but that’s about it. Up until today, I didn’t know a damn thing about it. After reading about the seven-minute reel shown at SDCC yesterday, the film has jumped up on my list of movies I’m most looking forward to.

Elysium is a new sci-fi film from Neill Blomkamp, who exploded onto the film scene with District 9. Blomkamp, along with stars Matt Damon, Sharlto Cospley and Jodi Foster set up camp at Hall H and blew some minds.

Blomkamp introduced a seven-minute reel, cautioning it was  “incredibly rough,” and saying that there’s a sales aspect to the shilling of a film that he is uncomfortable with, making him wary of showing off footage to other people. But, he was OK with showing something at Comic-Con because, “it’s a true, honest thing. There’s no lies about it. It’s completely about want to seeing cool footage.”

Gotta love directors who downplay raw footage. It lowers the expectation. Playing coy certainly worked, because, as word would have it, the footage  previewed was eye-gasm worthy.

The reel showed a world that is overpopulated with the wealthy living in a space station orbiting the planet. The character played by Matt Damon, a steel worker living in slums, needs to get to the station, but in order to do that, must kidnap an Earthbound resident. Chases and action featuring robots ensue, as well as mechanical enhancement and Sharlto Copley as a villain.

Post viewing, Blomkamp and crew talked about the film (obviously). Being that we don’t have a first hand account (again, we weren’t there) I can only recoup very little of what was said. The following quotes come from our friends at The Hollywood Reporter

“It was in such incredible detail. So arresting. And there was a whole corresponding book on weaponry and a whole book on vehicles,” said Damon.

Blomkamp also discussed the movies origins, saying it came from “an idea of a space station. In the film, the wealth was taken and separated from Earth, leaving an impoverished planet behind it.”

At one point, they shot in the second largest garbage dump in the world — with dust storms kicking up fecal matter. Blomkamp was forced to wear breaking masks; the actors… well, they were forced to endure.

Damon recalled how he and Copley shot their fight scenes. “We would be black with dust. And we would look at each other and say, ‘This is fecal matter,’” he said. “And Neill would come over, take off his maks, and say, ‘I promise you, the photography looks great!’”

For a more detailed recap of what went down at the Elysium panel, check out Cinemablend’s live-blog.

 

 

We’ve Got A Plot Synopsis for Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’

Made under one of those secrecy cloaks, we’ve had no idea what Neill Blomkamp‘s District 9 follow-up Elysium has been about… Until now.

Well, I guess the film hasn’t been developed in a cave. For instance, we know that it’s sci-fi, and we know that it stars Jodie Foster and the shaven-head of Matt Damon, but plot details? Forget about it!

But Collider got some scoop this morning, and it came from, of all things, a party invitation. There’s a special preview screening of Elysium happening somewhere tonight, and the invite includes the first, let’s say, official plot description. First the plot synopsis, and then the ticket image:

In the year 2159 two classes of people exist: the very wealthy who live on a pristine man-made space station called Elysium, and the rest, who live on an overpopulated, ruined Earth. Secretary Rhodes (Jodie Foster), a hard line government official, will stop at nothing to enforce anti-immigration laws and preserve the luxurious lifestyle of the citizens of Elysium. That doesn’t stop the people of Earth from trying to get in, by any means they can. When unlucky Max (Matt Damon) is backed into a corner, he agrees to take on a daunting mission that if successful will not only save his life, but could bring equality to these polarized worlds.

No word on who all’s invited to the screening, but maybe we’ll be getting some advanced reviews/insight into the film sometime in the immediate future. Stay tuned.

Elysium, starring Damon and Foster along with Sharlto Copley, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Sonia Braga, and Diego Luna will hit theaters on March 1, 2013.

Source: /Film

Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’ Picked Up by Sony Pictures

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Elysium was recently picked up by Sony in a reported (although unconfirmed) $120,000,000 deal. This will be a significant budget increase from Neil Blomkamp‘s previous and debut film, District 9′s $30 million.

Elysium, is set 100 years in the future on another planet.  The movie will be a big, extremely violent R-rated action sci-fi film, but will carry the same social allegory of District 9Sharlto Copley, Matt Damon and Jodie Foster have all signed on for undisclosed roles.

Director Neill Blomkamp has hired production designer Syd Mead (Aliens, Tron, Blade Runner) to join his upcoming film Elysium.  Production designer Syd Mead only has two films to his credit in the past decade, including Mission to Mars and Mission: Impossible III.  Mead was impressed with District 9 so much though that his interest piqued at the idea of joining Blomkamp’s second feature length film.  Elysium is set to begin filming in Vancouver this summer before moving on to shoot in Mexico City in the fall. The film is targeting a holidays 2012 release.

Now if Blomkamp can handle the extra pressure those extra production dollars bring I think we could see some good movie making here.  ‘District 9′ was great film making.  Syd Mead is a great production designer and we’ll expect great things from him.  I loved the look of Mission to Mars sets and costumes.  Combine that with the gritty look of Blade Runner and you have me in the theater seat.

source: THR