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Sleeping Alone?

 

Funktionide, designed by Stefan Ulrich (crazy German) resembles a body pillow but changes shape with the help of electroactive polymers (plastics that change form when electrically stimulated – or grabbed by a sad, lonely little man).  Stefan says it “relieves loneliness”, but I beg to differ, as I side with GizmodoWhere are the breasts?”

Although the creepy factor of the marketing video did pique my interest, I’m probably going to wait until the “adult” version comes out.  Until then, I will continue to stick my regular pillow between my knees like every other sad old lady.

'Pole Dance', a doll that appears to dance around a pole, has sparked outrage after a grainy photo hit the Internet.

Apparently, parents are frowning upon this new cutesy doll believed to be a an Asian Toy, oh yes, getting the little ones ready at the age of 4 and up….For Pole Dancing.

I haven’t found out to much information on where to one can purchase one, but Gizmodo.com has reported this hilarious statement;

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it’s probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl. Because, unlike the USB Pole Dancer, this one is actually for kids.

 

I think this is a fantastic step in the right direction, not for little kids generally speaking, but for America!! The PC bullshit has been making Europe, Japan, Canada and The Amish look edgier than us…

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