Go through the chart and then let us know where you ended up in the comments section below!
Via: Wired
B-Siders over at Break.com just can’t leave a poor Hutt alone. Isn’t it enough that some Jedi wanna-be and his friends came and trashed Jabba’s place, killed his favorite Rancor house pet, ruined his pleasure barge, and choked him with his promise chain?
No one ever looks at it from Jabba’s point of view. Solo owed him money, if the story was on today’s television the repossession of the Millenium Falcon would have been filmed on the reality “Galactic Repo” show. Instead, poor “Jabba the Business Creature” is the bad guy. Let’s make fun of him and his disabilities.
Your all a bunch of Hutt bullies, Internet Hutt bullies!
Shame,
Shame,
Shame on you all!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday, every morning, we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.
YESSSS! Adventure Time toys are coming to a toy store near you! Pictured above is a Finn figure with interchangeable faces. Mathematical! The whole line is featured at Comics Alliance, check it out.
(Article by nerdbastards contributor Mark Poynter, A.K.A Mordrun)
Jabba the Snowman, was a creepy slimy soul,
with a greasy tongue and a dripping nose,
and two eyes as black as coal,
Jabba the Snowman is a fairy tale they say,
He was made of snow but the Jawas know
how he ruined their lives one day,
There must have been some force left in that
old Jedi they found.
For when they slipped it in Jabba’s mouth
he began to slither around.
Oh Jabba the Snowman
was alive as he could be,
and the Sandpeople screamed
as he laughed and flayed,
all the little ones he could see.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Jabba go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of . . . sand
Picture compliments of Look at this Frakking Geekster .com
Lyrics by way of Mark Poynter
Merry Christmas!
This might be one of the most hilarious things I have seen in awhile! Boba Fett’s invoice to Jabba the Hutt via Laser Bread (Brock Davis). I stumbled across it on twitter today and had to share it with everyone. So well done! (more…)
For those of you with a million little figurines, action figures, stuffed toys and bobbleheads cluttering every surface of your office or cubicle, its time to upgrade. Clear off some room by displaying your nerd power in the form of this amazing Han Solo in Carbonite desk. No more knick-knacks and bric-a-brac to dust just to prove how loyal you are to Sci-fi. This desk says it all.
The desk appeared on the internet about a year ago and has made a recent resurgence in popularity but custom maker Tom Spina Designs, doesn’t stop at desks. They’ll custom make your wildest dreams into collectors pieces like these:
This cake is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive
Confectionary masters, Rosebud cakes have brought us this weeks nerd cake of the week, the crime lord of Tattooine Jabba The Hutt. Though awesome and accurate I do wonder why Jabba is poised on a persian carpet as opposed to his steel and stone slab?
via greatwhitesnark
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