Irony News: Weinstein’s Deem ‘Clerks 3′ Too Expensive

- 07-08-14Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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Hard to believe it’s come to this, but after Clerks was funded with a fistful of credit cards, and after Clerks 2 got made on a scant $5 million, it seems that the cost of Clerks 3 is too rich for the Weinsteins’ blood. In sad 90s flashback news yesterday, writer/director Kevin Smith told the world the funding Clerks 3, at the grand total of $6 million, would not be coming from The Weinstein Company, his long-time patrons all the way back to that first Clerks movie. So what happens now? (more…)

‘Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie’ Gets a New Poster and Trailer

- 04-11-14Film, TV Posted by Mark Poynter

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If you weren’t lucky enough, or live close enough, to score a ticket to the limited theatrical tour of Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, don’t give up hope. You can check it out on demand starting May 6th. We’ve got a new movie poster and trailer to celebrate this event. (more…)

(NSFW) ‘Jay & Silent Bob Super Groovy Cartoon Movie’ Trailer

- 03-01-13Comics, Film Posted by Mark Poynter

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Kevin Smith‘s Publicity-Pimping, Stage-Show, Road-Trip Tour is coming to a town near you, well maybe in the next state, no, not that one the other one. The show features their new animated movie, Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie.

The movie’s budget is unsurprisingly $69,000. Get it, 69, that’s some kind of exotic sex move that makes pre-teen boys giggle, and others like myself, that never really grew out of those fits of giggles and guffaws that follow someone farting, falling, or making an unexpected and unintended innuendo.

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID ! ! !

The animated movie was produced by Jason Mewes and animated by Steve Stark. Tickets to the live event will set you back at least $45 bucks with VIP tickets and bundle of goodies (T-Shirt, Signed Poster, Photo-Op, VIP Laminate and Lanyard) sucking $250 dollars right out of your back pocket, but you’ll get to see Smith strut across the stage with his arms raised shouting, “Are you not entertained?!?!” all Gladiator style. Smith can tell a good story.

Check out the trailer below, turn the sound down if you’re gonna ignore the NSFW warning in the title, the “F” bomb rains down like flak on D-Day at Omaha beach.

What do you think? Are you going to get out and check out the Tour? I’m not sure yet, but since I managed to get through this whole post without using the word “Snoogins” once I might just treat myself to some Jay & Silent Bob time.

Crap, I just used it didn’t I?

Via: Bleedingcool

The BastardCast vs Walt Disney’s Frozen Head (With Special Guest Appearance By Jason Mewes)

- 01-11-13Featured Posted by Team Bastard

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This week on The Bastardcast: Jason and Jeremy welcome Noobz star Jason Mewes to the show! That’s right, we’ve drawn first blood in our non-going war with SModCo! While on the show, Mr. Mewes discusses his new flick and Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.

Also on the cast: the boys discuss the bullshit Oscar nominations, Monopoly‘s plan to Ice Flow one of it’s classic pieces, Disney‘s possible plans to build a video game console, the death of PS2 (yes, PS2), Jeff Lemire‘s new sci-fi anthology comic, the ongoing adventures of Honey Boo Boo, Guillermo del Toro‘s busy calendar, Jason’s mutant psychic powers, and more!

This week, for their extreme love of porn, we induct the greater metropolitan Washington D.C. area into the Hall of Excellence. Congrats guys and gals, now please delete your browsers history.

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The Bastardcast: We’re trying.

Kevin Smith Says ‘Hit Somebody’ is One Movie. No Wait, a Miniseries!

- 12-03-12Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

Kevin Smith has been talking (and talking and talking) again about what’s supposedly going to be his last film, the hockey flick Hit Somebody. Smith stays pretty busy with books, TV shows, speaking engagements and about six billion podcasts so it’s natural that there hasn’t been a lot of progress on the actually getting the damn film made front.

So it was something of a bomb when Smith let it be known in an interview with The Playlist that Hit Somebody will no longer be the two movie magnum opus that he’s been intending since he started talking about it last summer before the release of Red State.

The problem with ‘Hit Somebody’ is that I wanted to do it as two movies. It’s tough to get one hockey movie made, let alone two. So I’ve switched back to one movie. I had one-and-a-half scripts that I had to get down to one. I want to get it down to a 150-page script and I know that’s longer than the average script length but I figure I give myself a two-and-a-half hour length on paper knowing that I’m really ruthless in editorial and I can get it down to 2, 2:05, because this is a movie that takes place over 30 years,” he explained. “So at the end of the day if I can get the script down to 150 pages then I can pull the trigger and we’re off and running. And right now I’m at page 240. So I’ve still got to page 90 pages out. It’s a lot of material that I’m just paring down.

But… someone later wrote into /Film via their Tweeter feed that Smith was talking (and talking and talking) at a Q&A in Edmonton, Alberta about how Hit Somebody might possibly now be a miniseries. Nothing written in stone, but apparently, Smith and cohort/bestie will talk about it in episode 99 of Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.

As for when we might ever actually be able to see this film, Smith had some words (and words and words) about that too.

I’ve been occupying myself with ‘Spoilers’ or the ‘Jay And Silent Bob’ tour from which the EPIX special comes, I wrote the book, and there’s other TV stuff coming down the pike that’s kind of exciting. I’ve been keeping myself busy. People are like ‘What’s with that last movie?’ And it’s like, well, it is my last movie so I’m going to do it right and do it on my own timetable. I feel no need to rush into production. I still want to do it for as little money as possible. You’re talking about a movie that takes place between 1950 and 1980 – period piece. It’s going to be expensive, in a way that none of my other conversation pieces have been expensive, because those were pretty much set in the present. You’re talking about not only dressing motherfuckers through 30 years of period, but all the equipment, cars, so it’s going to cost a little bit of money. I’m going to try and keep it low. When I say a little bit of money I’m talking about $20 – 30 million.

If you ask me, Smith is going to keep talking about Hit Somebody, because the more he talks about whether or not its going to be two movies or a miniseries, the less he actually has to get down and make this and deal with the fact that he doesn’t really want to make his last movie. Expect to hear about Clerks 3 any day now.

Source: /Film

Snoochie Boochies: Jay and Silent Bob To Return In Groovy Cartoon Movie Next Year

- 06-14-12Film Posted by Jeremy R! Hudson

If you’ve been wondering if we will ever return to the The View Askewniverse (that mythical land created by Kevin Smith and home of Clerks and related films) – WONDER NO MORE!

In a recent AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit, Kevin Smith dropped that we will indeed see his onscreen alter-ego Silent Bob and his ever present companion Jay (Jason Mewes) once more in Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. Yes, that’s right… it’ll be animated. Word is that a lot of the cartoon is already complete and that it will be heavy on celebrity cameos (anyone wanna bet that means Ben Affleck,) and will be in the hands of animator Steve Stark.

Apparently the plan is to promote the movie in a similar fashion as Smith’s Red State, a SModcast Pictures road tour sometime next year.

With over a year wait on seeing the pair of professional loiterers, remember you can also watch Smith’s SModCo Cartoon Show over on YouTube or any of the 6 episodes of the Clerks cartoon from 2000, unless you tossed that VHS tape out.

Source: MTV News/BleedingCool.com

Kevin Smith Talks More About ‘Hit Somebody’ and The Animated ‘Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie’

- 02-04-12Film Posted by NickBungay

This past Thursday night, thousands of movie goers were privy to Kevin Smith invading their theaters in a live simulcast of Kevin Smith: Live from Behind. The event featured Smith and his hetero life mate Jason Mewes doing their podcast, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old, followed by an extended question and answer session. The Q&A revealed some very telling details on future projects.

As we already know, Smith’s hockey feature Hit Somebody will be his last feature length film. This is disheartening since Kevin still appears to have plenty in the tank. Anyway, Smith was hoping to have Hit Somebody ready for next year’s Sundance Film Festival, but with seven months till the submission deadline for Sundance 2013 and an upwards of 200 pages in script to sort through, Kev is not likely to deliver.

More details regarding Hit Somebody comes from film site Moviebuzzers.com. Their article states:

-Shooting is likely to start in June or July.
-The budget will be between $15-$20 million.
-The film is too pricey to tour ala Red State, but he does hope to host special Canadian screenings in hockey arenas with the -film playing projected on the ice.
-It takes place between 1950 and 1980 and isn’t a comedy. It’ll be more like Field of Dreams with hockey.

Aside from Hit Somebody, Kev dropped news on another project that fans are sure to gush like a school girl over… Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. Yep, Jay and Bob are back! J&B Super Groovy Cartoon movie will be a blend of live action and R-rated animation helmed by Kevin and Smodcast Pictures.

While Smith never really spoke about the project Thursday night it was confirmed by /Film reader Raymond A. (Known as @smoothevity on Twitter) that Smith intends to have the animated film ready for Midnight Madness at the 2012 Toronto Film Festival.

What do you think about Smith and Mewes pairing up once again as their pop culture alter-egos?

Source: /Film

See Jay & Silent Bob Get Old in ‘Kevin Smith Live From Behind’ at a Theatre Near You

- 01-25-12Cool Stuff, Film Posted by Sarah Moran

Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes are coming live to a theatre near you! Kinda. Sort of. Well, they’re live via satellite in their newest special, Kevin Smith Live From Behind. On February 2nd, Kevin and Jay will be broadcasting live from Toronto, CA into hundreds of theatres nationwide across the U.S. and Canada.

The special will consist of a live podcast, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old, plus a a Q & A segment. For the Q & A you can record questions ahead of time and submit the videos to their website for a chance to be chosen. If your question is selected not only do you get it answered, live and most likely, hilariously, but you also win a signed poster. Bonus!

I’ve just purchased my tickets and they were $15, I’m not sure though, if prices vary from theatre to theatre.

Who else is planning to attend? Remember, Thursday February 2nd at 9:30pm ET at a theatre near you! Or you, in Canada!

Gaiman Twitter-Swears to play “Alfred” to ‘Bluntman and Chronic’

- 11-29-11Comics Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

Only on Twitter can you reach out to a renowned and award-winning author with an invitation to provide a voice to your stoner themed superhero animated series, and get a reply in the affirmative.

That’s how it was for Jason Mewes, one half of Jay and Silent Bob (the half that isn’t Kevin Smith), AKA: the secret identities of superheroes Blutman and Chronic, managed to secure, seemingly, Neil Gaiman for an animated version of B&C. Here’s what happened:

Mr. @JayMewes is doing a BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC cartoon and we need an Alfred voice, all British and whatnot. It’s gotta be you – @NeilHimself!

And then Gaiman said:

@ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes sure!

Done. Just like that.

No word on whether or not Gaiman knows what he’s signed up for. The original Bleeding Cool article posits if a Twitter agreement is a legally binding contract, but if you ask me it’s the 21st century version of a handshake deal. I guess we’ll wait and see what becomes of this.

Blutman & Chronic originally appeared in the Kevin Smith film Chasing Amy as the comic book creation of Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) and Holden McNeil (Ben Affleck), and we’re later revisited as a main plot point in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

Source: Bleeding Cool

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