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The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin’ Twilight

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Everyone knows two wrongs don’t make a right. However do two horrible over saturated, face raping franchises mashed together make something strangely hilarious? Actually, yes. I hate Twilight, I refuse to go to Burger King because I can’t stand having those son of a bitch sparkly vampires and, pouting girls, and werewolves on my cups/fries/burger. I don’t watch MTV because I’m not sure if you can get a venereal disease through the television, but if you can, watching Jersey Shore will definitely do it. However, when the greasy orange guidos and guidettes appeared on Jimmy Kimmel the other night they brought with them an outstanding parody of Twilight. If you’re still reading this, I encourage you to check it out. I hate both of the things this involves and it gave me a good laugh. Of course I was stoned off my ass….    Bonus! Snooki gets knocked the fuck out!

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Fist Pumps and Mustaches: Super Mario Bros. Meets Jersey Shore

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Nerds + The Situation = Awesomeness. The only thing that would improve this Super Mario Bros/Jersey Shore mash-up: the real cast of Jersey Shore. Really, what else would THE REAL CAST OF JERSEY SHORE actually IMPROVE? One hand clapping, right? Check out what would go down if Super Mario Bros. & company landed on the Jersey Shore. I hereby request a re-make with the real cast of the show, seriously. Just put the real cast in the house with the characters and let the cameras roll. I bet not much would end up on the cutting room floor of that shoot.


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