I don’t know about you, but as soon as I saw our group of survivors reach the walled town of Alexandria I began to wonder when one of the coolest characters from The Walking Dead comic book series would make the transition from the comic book page to the small screen. Who might that character be? Why, Jesus of course! The kung-fu flying kick badass that helps Rick and company in some very tricky situations. (more…)
Nerd Art Stock Pile: Double Feature! Iron Giant Eats Optimus, Every Robot From TV And Film Ever, Hipster He-Man, Your Favorite Superheroes With Beards, Darth Vader Hates Summer, Teddy Bears, Mario Kicks Link’s Ass, A Fallout Monopoly Board And Much, Much More!
The Interwebz is a great place for artists to share their nerdy work, even though the majority of the time it’s a bunch of fuckin’ weird shit. There are a ton of awesome things to behold every day but we’re fuckin’ lazy bastards, so we just put it all together once a week to keep your mojos happy. Because I wasn’t able to get the stock pile up last week, we’ll be having a double feature this week showcasing only the best of the best from the past two weeks! Buckle down, guys, and have your socks at the ready.
We’ll start off this week with some work by Marco D’Alfonso of the Iron Giant being fuckin’ hungry and deciding to nom himself some Optimus Prime.
I’ve always wanted to become a Pastor, merely for the power of freely knocking the shit out of woman and children. With the power of Jebus you too can give folks the Old testament slap! OK, I don’t, nor should anybody ever hit a woman or a child. That is wrong and you will go to jail. DON’T DO IT… EVER! Unless of course the bitch deserves it (joking!)
So, for the faithful among the bastard crowd, I certainly apologize for any offense in this sensitive matter, but even you have to admit how silly and embarrassing those Vangelists who hit people on the head with their jackets and paraplegia. Seriously, are those souls really feeling the power of god, or are they just faking because they don’t want to appear foolish in front of their peers? I wonder if it works with none believers & 200 pound men? Regardless, it’s cooky as shit, and damn hilarious. No, don’t think so? How about setting the scene to Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat sound effects? Come one, even you Christians will find this mildly amusing.
He was preaching form the book of cheatcodes! You should see him when he uses the snakes. Shang Tsung: “Your soul is mine… “. The force of Liu Kang compels you…. Do they only take quarters in the offering plate? OK, here’s the end all be all comment, “First rule about church…don’t talk about church.”
Spiderman is wearing a sombrero and is punching Jesus on a unicycle in the face and they are both in flames. Yep, I think that pretty much explains everything.
Somewhere, a theology student is slashing his wrists.
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It’s that time again, folks! To blow bubbles with your spit? Nope. To race cats down a drag strip? Wrong again. No no, it’s the question of the week! Every week we ask a question on Nerdbastardcast, the official Podcast of Nerdbastards.com. We leave it to you, our audience, to submit your answers to our question and the top 3 answers are read on the air. The hosts of the podcast will then choose the best answer and the winner will receive a prize! (Limited to availability.)
This week’s question of the week is:
Who would win in a fight; Superman or Jesus, and why?
So have at it, fellow nerds. Tell us your thoughts, we’d love to hear them.
Hmmm ever wonder what would happen if Jesus Christ had to battle his way thru Super Mario Bros. World 1-1? Ya, I never thought of such a thing either. Anyway, some unknown Post-It, flipbook animator went and threw his hat over the wall and dreamed up something you and I never could. Instead of just a simple telling of Jesus imagined as Super Mario he went and did the next best thing by making Jesus kick the fuck out of everyone in the level.Even the Princess got a good kick to the face. I mean if anyone in the game deserved a good ass kick, it’s Princess Peach. You think she ever offered Mario a thank you for saving me blow job? No! The bitch should have been left to be sodomized by Bowser.
Kudos to the mystery animator and his marvelous, ass kicking Mario Jesus. Post-It, flick book animation is a dying art and you truly are the king of kings.
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I don’t care that this isn’t geek news. I don’t care that this isn’t NEW news. It’s news to me, and it’s the single most amazing thing I’ve ever heard in my life. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW?!?!?!?!
So the story is, some dumb kid wants to blow up his school. But that’s only where it begins. His goal in all of this is to die, go to heaven, and, you guessed it: KILL JESUS.
Ah. Science. Is there anything it can’t do? I remember back in the day when all science was, was vinegar and baking soda (It made a voluptuous volcanic eruption). Or unzipping a frog from tits to testicles with an Exacto Knife to open it up and say…Hey!…L-look?!… (more…)
This trailer is the first in God knows how long to get me AMPED up for a film, that I shake with excitement!
What happens when God gets tired of us lowly humans and decide to start over? Well nothing good, thats for sure.
IMDB plot summary:
After a terrifying biblical apocalypse descends upon the world, a group of strangers stranded in a remote truck stop diner in the Southwest unwittingly become humanity’s last line of defense when they discover the diner’s young waitress is pregnant with the messiah.
Holy Santa Clause shit! This movie looks incredible! In the the same apocalyptic veins of Constantine, this film looks like the Oscar version. Who woulda thought a Denis Quaid film would compel me to shriek like a girl….