As we get older (and grumpier), it seems that game characters usually just stay the same and look better as technology gets better. What if these characters actually showed their age as the years go by. Well, Dorkly got a set of pictures of known video game characters in their aged form and what they would be doing in the real world. No, not the MTV show but our world. Check after the jump to see how these game characters are deal with life in their old age and see if Slippy finally gets the respect he deserve. (more…)
Join Zach Lawrence, Christine Foley, Blake Stevenson, and Luke Gallagher of the Nerd Bastardcast’s 10th episode! Shit Son! So, here is an extra long episode for everyone.
We can’t quit Prince of Persia, Dennis Hopper gone at 74 (and Gary Coleman is gone too), Boy sykes out a moose with WOW skills, MTV movie awards entertaining? Kim Kardashian as Lara Croft? and the new Harry Potter movie is probably gonna suck.
So kiss a dirty british man and drop your pants at your local day care….
Raw, dirty, gritty and nerdy we are the inglorious nerd bastards.
Yes that is Luigi, that is Luigi if in todays video game world you were given the option to have your playable character as a female. With games today, especially recent Bioware games (Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect 1&2), gamers have the choice of what gender they want to play as. After the jump, you’ll see characters such as Lara Croft, Kratos, Link, etc. in a whole light as in a whole new gender. At least this way, some of ya’ll will now have fantasy with the female Link, I mean come on, who can resist a sexy elf ear chick in a skirt… maybe I have a problem.
September of 1995 was when we in the US got Sony’s first entrant to the video game console world. The Playstation brought us many great games and memories that still last to this day. It also brought us that 3D can work in games if done right. It also brought us polygons, and the polygons that are going to be talked about are polygon boobs. After 15 years, this list will have some of the memorable boobs from the great PS1 era along with the game those boobs are from. Now, lets take a step towards memory lane… (more…)
Ah those wacky Asians, what will they do next? In the mean time let us enjoy this Asian commercial featuring a wandering bastard who looks like he is trying to survive a real life “Silent Hill’ or “Resident Evil” environment. Throw in some Pringle‘ potato chips and weapon shedding Lara Croft and you get the most confusing, yet entertaining, copyright-infringing advertisement for delicious chips. Although I clearly don’t know what’s going on here I believe the commercials slogan of “Get to The Crunch” means ‘Get to The Vagina”. If our wandering fella eats a chip then glorious sex will ensure. Atleast thats what I made out of it.