Top o’ the mornin’ (or afternoon) to you and all that. It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and that means massive amounts of potatoes and cabbage for everyone! Oh, all right. I suppose we can throw in some nerdosity, too.

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UPDATE: Ruh-roh, Shaggy. It looks like the trailer has finally been forced down sometime after 2 p.m. CST. Sorry if you didn’t get to see it!

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Woohoo, it’s Friday! Know how we can tell? We got a little gift today by way of the leaked A-Team remake trailer! MovieGoodsBlog reminds us that the trailer was supposed to be available this weekend, but not yet. Take a peek at the trailer below, which gives us Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley and Quinton “Rampage” Jackson as our guys who have been blamed for a crime.

A-Team Trailer – TheFilmStage.com from Clive Owen on Vimeo.

Just in case you don’t remember the original tv series from 1983, check out the intro below.

For better or for worse, the 1981 classic movie Clash of the Titans has been remade and is scheduled for a March release. A SlashFilm.com reader decided to update the original trailer, as well. Lukáš Franta used music from this year’s version as he edited the original Clash promo. The end result flows pretty well. (more…)

A couple days ago I tried embedding The expanded Clash of the Titans, but Warner Bros. ripped it and it wasn’t available. Now that its out here for your viewing pleasure, you can see how they have butchered your favorite 1983 claymation masterpiece and turned it into a Mummy movie. A thousand different CG creatures, the giant scorpions even MORE giant, and medusa…Well, the glimpse we catch of her is quite good.

I don’t know. I will see it, I’m just terrified for my original. But remember, they can’t ever..EVER take that away from us… Burgess Meredith and Harry Hamlin’s dinner plate nipples will always be with us.

Liam Neeson has made a career of playing memorable mentors, as well as Aslan the Jesus -esque Lion from Narnia. It has occured to me that in ANY movie he happens to be a mentor in…He just isn’t that good at what he does. Wise and enlightening? Yes. Proficient? Not quite. Here are some examples of Liam’s epic FAIL at being a warrior, in the same style of his wife’s epic fail as a skier….That was even too soon for me. I apologize, but will not delete it. (more…)

Liam Neeson is a wonderful actor. As the voice of Aslan in Narnia, Godfried of Ebylin in Kingdom of Heaven. Even training Bruce Wayne everything he knows in Batman Begins, he dominates everything he touches as teacher and leader…So it strikes me as quite drop fuck hilarious that he actually is the worst Jedi ever. Scratch that, worst Jedi Knight ever! He couldn’t feel or sense the mixed emotions or feelings in Anakin? His Metaclorian count ( He taught us that the Force wasn’t just an energy field surrounding all living things, but basically an STD that is genetic and is in your blood like a kingdom of sea monkeys) was so off the charts, that it could only bring balance to the Force…Not totally decimate it…Also Qui-Gon’s fault. This video shows just a brief ,but extremely thought provoking verdict that will leave you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Qui-Gon was the Anna Nicole Smith of Jedis.

Its a Star Wars day I guess…Obi Wan using Jedi Speed to help Qui-Gon fight Darth Maul has gone terrible wrong..Totally worth 19 seconds of your life!