Luigi

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: At Star Wars Celebration Ahsoka Tano and Aayla Secura battled each other while wearing bikinis. Yep, I’ll be in my bunk. [FashionablyGeek]

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Seriously, what the fuck are these super heroes doing at a young kid’s birthday? Who told them this was an appropriate way to dance? I think Spider-Man and Iron Man have some explaining to do. ((more…)

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Mario and Luigi have been fighting Koopas for a long time now, eventually they’d need to try out some new moves. Watch the Mario Bros. train with nunchucks to what of course must their favorite training tune. (Fashionably Geek)

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Mario Is NOT A Furry, He’s A Plumber

A typical day in Mario’s life isn’t easy, saving the princess, battling the koopas, and so forth. Over the decades he has built himself a respectable wardrobe. Actually, come to think of it… they’re almost all animal costumes. *backs slowly away* Is…is he a furry? Craps, I used to be able to see Mario with racoon ears and not think anything unusual about it.

Maybe this is why Peach is always “in another castle”.

Mario is just a plumber in a raccoon costume, not a furry that’s down to D.T.Y. Luigi on the other hand, that dudes a freak!

Via: Dorkly

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

“Hey, what did you do last night?” “Oh, nothing big, just partied with the POWER RANGERS!” (Fashionably Geek)

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Have You Seen These ‘Super Smash Bros.’ Fatalities?

Nothing is better then firing up the Nintendo Wii and beating your friends senseless with animated violence. No game did that better then Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right?

Wrong suckers!

The game was fun for it’s time, but what the game really needed wzs a set of blood spurting Mortal Kombat style fatalities, to own your friends with. Fatalites would have made the experience so much better. Maybe then people older than 12 would play it more than once. Come on, what would you give to have a fatality that makes your opponent shit blood. That’s makes a game truly worth playing.

Via: Topless Robot

He’s a tiny Italian plumbing machine, he get’s more princess tail then his taller twin brother, he’s…carrying an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Just what in Nintendo’s good name is Mario doing with a Portal gun in the land of walking mushrooms and and talking turtles anyhow?

Mario goes old-school but has himself some fun with science in this original short from Dorkly. These guys really know how to take two things and make an awesome nerdy short out of it.

Mushrooms are just science with drugs

Now if only they could have made Luigi’s Mansion could have been this fun.

Via: Dorkly

Mario is the Barbie of the video game world except without all the pink and no semblance of a genitalia stamped with “made in China”. Mario is purely “made in Japan”. In his past 25 years he’s done a lot.  He fights a giant lizard, eats mushrooms and enjoys more time with a princess then Prince William will get after his wedding, and that’s before he unclogs his toilet.

If you’ve been a member of the Nintendo generation for last 2 decades then you should know most of what makes Mario’s world go round, but they’re question boxes that have yet to be fist punched. What secrets do Mario and his cast of characters have hidden across the mushroom kingdom? What don’t you know?

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Super Mario Pr0n – You Sick Nerdbastards

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First off I have to burst your hopeful little Nerdbastard heart, and tell you that this is NOT a trailer for an upcoming Porn parody of Mario Brothers.  This is the comedic genius of a group that calls themselves Dr. Coolsex.  Dr. Coolsex is a sketch comedy group in NYC that focuses on sketch comedy, Super Mario series, interactive adventures, parodies, music videos, and MORE!  They are Alex Charak, Dustin Drury, and Greg Murtha.  Just plug in some real sex scenes and you’d have a pretty professional porn movie.

Super Mario and the gang star in this faux porn trailer. Cast includes Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Toad, Toadette, Waluigi, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Bowser!

So this is from a comedy group and is not a real Porn Parody . . . YET.  I give them about a month before some Porn industry professional rips it off and makes their own Mario World Porn Parody.  So if “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” is “Porn Imitation” of an imitation, the greatest form of fluffery?

We should all get used to the idea that the Porn Industry is hanging by a thread financially.  The Internet, which was fueled early on by the porn industry has now made Porn so plentiful and free that there is little to no money to be made.  Don’t get me wrong, someone is still making money on Porn on the Internet, just not the film makers of today.

The thin legal line that Parody affords the Porn industry is going to mean that they generate as much Porn Parody of any title out there, no matter how crazy, until the money train that is Porn Parody collides with copyright law in the near future.

source: buzzfeed

Mario

This is so true, it is not even funny.

The original Super Mario Brothers videogame was the first I ever played on the original Nintendo Entertainment System, and still remains the gold standard. They had some hits and misses (Mario is Missing anyone?) but still always rocked.

And the amazing Julia Leptit over at Dorkly decided to show tribute to these wonderful games by showing just how much one can learn from the Super Mario Brothers.

Be sure to check out the graphic below the jump, it is quite impressive!

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