Honest Trailers Finally Get Around To ‘The Last Airbender’

- 06-04-13Film, Funny Videos Posted by Jeremy R! Hudson

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If you were forced, coerced or otherwise tricked into seeing the latest M. Night Shyamalan movie over the weekend (After Earthand I swear if any of you sound-off on how it wasn’t a completely terrible movie I will come at you with everything I’ve got,)  come and sit at a place of happiness. Sooth your tortured soul with the Honest Trailer treatment doled out onto M. Night’s inexplicably bad adaption of The Last Airbender. Didn’t see the movie? Then point and laugh kids, sure making fun of it is low hanging fruit, but it’s still tasty.

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M. Night Shyamalan Brings Up ‘Unbreakable 2′, What a Twist!

- 05-30-13Film Posted by NickBungay

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Back in the year 2000 if you wanted to make a compelling Hollywood blockbuster with a clever “twist” you hired M. Night Shyamalan. Known for toying with expectations his film, Unbreakable, released that same year and cemented his position as the guy everyone wanted. Several years and several misfires later, Shyamalan is back and possibly looking to make a sequel to one of his first major successes.

His latest effort with the father/son duo of Will and Jaden Smith in After Earth all wrapped up the director recently brought up the notion of Unbreakable 2. Every couple of years the long awaited sequel has resurfaced, but it’s never been more than a rumor. Now, in an interview with MTV, Shyamalan said Unbreakable 2 is in ”his agenda”, adding,

 As long as it can be  connected to something that I’m feeling right now, then I’ll work for me.

As someone who actually enjoys his earlier work this is a project M. Night can and should develop in the next few years. Even with the almost fourteen year gap the announcement of casting Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson, should it ever happen, to a sequel would procure my ticket. The original Unbreakable itself even left open the option for a sequel, maybe it’s time for David Dunn and arch-villain Elijah Price to make their respective return? What do you think?

Source: MTV via CBM

New Trailer for ‘After Earth’

- 03-08-13Film Posted by Jason McAnelly

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The newest M. Night Shyamalan flick, After Earth, is getting ready to hit theaters this summer.  Starring Will Smith and his actor son, Jaden Smith as the main two characters, After Earth is a classic space-man vs. wild story.  The father and son duo end up stranded on the future version of Earth, about 1000 years past the point of human migration away from the damaged rock.  Now, the planet has gone feral and they must figure out a way to survive and escape.

The second trailer for After Earth has just been released and you can check it out below:

The basic plot synopsis is as follows:

A crash landing leaves teenager Kitai Raige (Jaden Smith) and his legendary father Cypher (Will Smith) stranded on Earth, 1,000 years after cataclysmic events forced humanity’s escape. With Cypher critically injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help, facing uncharted terrain, evolved animal species that now rule the planet, and an unstoppable alien creature that escaped during the crash. Father and son must learn to work together and trust one another if they want any chance of returning home.

Check it out when it hits theaters June 7th.

 

Thanks to /film for the heads-up.

Check Out First Trailer for ‘After Earth’

- 12-10-12Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

One of the big question marks amongst next summer’s movies is the M. Night Shyamalan directed After Earth, and the question is which Shyamalan will show up, the one that made The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable or the one that made Lady in the Water and The Last Airbender?

Now After Earth does have some things going for it off the top. First is that Shyamalan got help on the screenplay from the likes of Stephen Gaghan (Traffic) and Gary Whitta (The Book of Eli), and secondly you’ve got the real-life father/son team of Will Smith and Jaden Smith headlining the film. The look of the film in the below trailer seems pretty epic, and I like the idea that post-apocalyptic Earth evolves to seemingly hate humans, so hopefully this is Shyamalan’s comeback, or at least not a total fuster cluck.

Check out the trailer below:


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What do you think Bastards? Will to give this a try next summer?

Source: Collider

SyFy Double Down: Shyamalan Developing TV Series and Bryan Fuller to Adapt SciFi Novel ‘The Lotus Caves’

- 08-06-12TV Posted by Luke Gallagher

Like many viewers of SyFy Channel, I’ve become exceedingly disappointed in the stations programming.  Instead of renewing fan favorite shows (like Eureka) or replacing them with new quality series, the network sells itself out for reality-type shows and horribly bad mutant-animal movies.  I want some good ole’ thought provoking Science Fiction. I don’t want ghost hunting, wrestling, or game shows. Especially the latter. I mean seriously, was Black Out really necessary?  I could’ve gone my whole life with out seeing Steve Erkel (Jamal White) force people to sniff butt in the dark for competition. (refering to the show Black Out) Though, that gay dude saying “I know that smell” was rather hilarious. But I digress…

There’s certainly a lack of quality content on SyFy and I’m just about fed up with it. Of course, just when I think the network couldn’t be any more dumber, they go and do something like this… and totally redeem themselves! There’s not one, but two developments worth a slow clap. Well, one really.

The first exciting announcement (via Deadline Hollywood) is that of Pushing DaisiesBryan Fullers adaptation of John Christopher’s 1969 young-adult sci-fi novel The Lotus Caves. In High Moon, the countries of Earth have established colonies to mine the moon’s resources—but when a new life form is discovered, chaos erupts.

While I am unfamilar with The Lotus Caves, I do know of Bryan Fuller. He’s such a quirky and wildly imagimative director. His shows Pushing Daises and Dead Like Me were so avant-garde. With his name on this project… I’m sold!

The other announcment today (via THR) may not be as promising. Director M. Night Shamalamadingdong (*Shyamalan) will possibly direct a new television project for Syfy, titled Proof. Proof is about a man who, after losing his parents in an accident, offers a reward to anyone who has  proof of life after death.

OK, so this guy has made nothing but utter shit for the past 10 years.  With Airbender being the last straw. But, it’s up to him to make an upswing. And he can do it! He’s certainly capable. After all, The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were damn fine movies. I for one, am willing to give him a shot at redemtption (for the 6th time).

The shocking thing is seeing some actual scifi being developed for SyFy. Amerite?

Sources: Deadline Hollywood and THR

Viral Teaser for ‘After Earth’ and Video from SDCC Panel

- 07-16-12Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

M. Night Shyamalan, Will Smith and Jaden Smith may not have been at Comic Con, but that actually hasn’t stopped their new film After Earth from making some news. A new viral video has been posted by Coming Soon which outlines the background of the film; a kind of pseudo-history of the last 100 years (not to mention the next thousand). Let’s role the videotape:

For a minute there it seems like Shyamalan is revisiting some of the same thematic ground as the much loved* The Happening. Of course, that’s all background and what really matters is the actual content of the film, none of which we have yet to see.

But until then, here’s the video from the SDCC panel featuring screenwriter Gary Whitta (Book of Eli) and director of photography Peter Suschitzky (The Empire Strikes Back) courtesy of Trailer Addict:

*Denotes Sarcasm

Plot Synopsis:

In After Earth, one thousand years after cataclysmic events forced humanity’s escape from Earth, Nova Prime has become mankind’s new home. Legendary General Cypher Raige (played by Will Smith) returns from an extended tour of duty to his estranged family, ready to be a father to his 13-year-old son, Kitai (played by Jaden Smith). When an asteroid storm damages Cypher and Kitai’s craft, they crash-land on a now unfamiliar and dangerous Earth. As his father lies dying in the cockpit, Kitai must trek across the hostile terrain to recover their rescue beacon. His whole life, Kitai has wanted nothing more than to be a soldier like his father. Today, he gets his chance.

Source: /Film

Plot Details for Shyamalan’s ‘After Earth’ Revealed

- 07-02-12Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

It may not be getting the best possible treatment at Comic Con, but considering his last effort, can you blame M. Night Shyamalan for wanting to duck out of San Diego and avoid getting any of that fan boy rage all over him? But The Last Airbender director isn’t the only participant of After Earth taking a powder on Comic Con, father-son stars Will and Jaden Smith won’t be there either. More’s the pity because the recently released plot synopsis, courtesy of JoBlo, actually makes it sound like something worth seeing:

In After Earth, one thousand years after cataclysmic events forced humanity’s escape from Earth, Nova Prime has become mankind’s new home. Legendary General Cypher Raige (played by Will Smith) returns from an extended tour of duty to his estranged family, ready to be a father to his 13-year-old son, Kitai (played by Jaden Smith). When an asteroid storm damages Cypher and Kitai’s craft, they crash-land on a now unfamiliar and dangerous Earth. As his father lies dying in the cockpit, Kitai must trek across the hostile terrain to recover their rescue beacon. His whole life, Kitai has wanted nothing more than to be a soldier like his father. Today, he gets his chance.

So no Shyamalan, and no Smiths. What will the After Earth panel look like?

Enter the world of After Earth with an in-depth panel that gives you a behind-the-scenes look at the universe of the upcoming film and comic book. With the film now in post-production and set to hit theaters next June, screenwriter Gary Whitta (Book of Eli) and director of photography Peter Suschitzky (The Empire Strikes Back) will discuss the making of the film. They will be joined by comic book artist Beni Lobel (Spanish horror comic anthology Cthulu; G.I. Joe comic books; Torchwood: Web of Lies motion comic), and writers Robert Greenberger (Iron Man, Batman, and Hellboy novels) and Michael Friedman(Star Trek and X-Men novels) — the creators of the comic book After Earth: Innocence, which will introduce Kitai and Cypher Raige (played by Jaden and Will Smith in the After Earth film). Also joining the panel is Eisner Award winner Peter David (Star Trek novels and comic books; The Incredible Hulk), who is writing the After Earth prequel novel and also created theAfter Earth bible with Greenberger and Friedman.

Well at least the movie sounds interesting. More news as it develops.

Source: /Film

First Still From M. Night Shyamlan’s ‘After Earth’

- 02-15-12Film Posted by Mark Poynter

The last couple of days there have been a couple of not-so-interesting twitter pictures from the set of M. Night Shyamalan‘s sci-fi picture After Earth, showing everything from Will Smith standing around to Will Smith and Jaden Smith standing around, sometimes with trees, sometimes near a pool. Nothing in costume.

So It’s not just the absence of Will that makes this latest example the best yet.

It’s the costume.

 

This is our first look at something designed for the film – some kind of set, or prop, or (as it happens) costume, created specifically for this movie. It’s not a lot to go on, but it’s something. What might those nobbly bumpy bits on his left side mean?

The After Earth script got a recent rewrite by Stephen Gaghan (Traffic). Shyamalan of course, did a pass or two at the script himself and considering Book of Eli writer Gary Whitta started off  the whole process in the first place, the script should be pretty close to camera ready.

Synopsis:

After Earth is a sci-fi tale chronicling an estranged father and son’s journey through a desolate Earth after their spacecraft crashes on the long -barren planet 1,000 years in the future.

Boobs, Steampunk and Bud Bundy in ‘Avatar: The Legend of Korra’

- 03-08-11TV Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Obviously anything “Avatar” that isn’t by M. Night Shamalamadickhead is exciting enough, but how do you make  Avatar: The Last Airbender , a critically acclaimed animated series, better? Boobs and steampunk. Yep, those seem like the right catalysts that nerds will fall privy to.

Paramount, which owns Nickelodeon, first announced the series last summer, back when we thought the film was going to be something better than a racist, lethargic, pedantic, monotonous, pile of shit. Word and intrigue has since been mute. That was until The Wall Street Journal got their first good look at Korra, the heroine from The Last Airbender sequel series Legend of Korra.

Set 70 years in the future, The Legend of Korra follows a new Avatar named Korra whose attempts to master the final element, air, leads her to a brand new, steampunk influenced city. The WSJ also revealed the cast:

Janet Varney as KORRA
Kiernan Shipka as JINORA
Daniel Dae Kim as HIROSHI SATO
David Faustino as MAKO
Sheychelle Gabriel as ASAMI
Lance Hendrickson as LIEUTENANT
JK Simmons as TENZIN

Kick-Ass babe, steampunk, JK Simmons and Bud from Married With Children? I think I speak for every one when I say, “SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

The show is set to premiere on Nickelodon sometime in 2012. Are you as excited as I am?

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The Last Airbender TV Commercial

- 02-08-10Film Posted by Zach Lawrence

I’m glad I don’t have to be the one to describe what this movie is about to you because the commercial does…Oh wait, it doesn’t? (more…)

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