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This is an epic Star Wars: The Old Republic rap, indeed. From the mouth Dan Bull to your earholes, this rap is a must listen if your a lucky bastard already in possession of the game. Wait, if you have the game, you’re still in game. Meaning, you can’t be reading this. Okay, all you sorry bastards who don’t have SWTOR yet, here you go. It may soothe your pain. (Dorkly)