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I drank too many Shamrock shakes from McDonalds tonight (they are flippin’ delicious). I’m in such a green-sugared induced coma that tonights story is either real or it’s all happening in my frap freezed brain. Nah, this news is far to stupid for my retard mind to make up.

St. Patrick’s Day is this weekend. And wouldn’t you know it, here’s comes the WWE (Yes, that one) to ruin it with news of a horror movie remake.

WWE (really, that one) and Lionsgate are teaming up to remake Leprechaun, the 90’s horror classic  about a evil fucking Leprechaun who tortures a young Jennifer Aniston.

Variety broke the news of the deal, which comes as part one of a two-film deal between WWE and Lionsgate. Head of WWE Studios, Michael Luisi, said the following about the remake:

We have been looking for ways to continue our relationship with Lionsgate and we saw ‘Leprechaun’ as the perfect opportunity to take a well-known franchise and put a modern-day spin on it. This is a property that we believe our audience will respond to and we continue to look for ways to surprise and engage them.

While no director, screenwriter or actors are attached, they’re hoping for a 2013 release

I am outraged. How can they remake this classic franchise? I hope Warwick Davis dons his Leprechaun make-up, marches on down to WWE headquarters and shits in their morning cereal. Lucky Charms cereal of course.

Actually, now that I think about it. This remake can’t be any worse than Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood. So fuck it, let it happen. All I ask is that Hornswaggle be involved.

Source: Variety

LOL: Japanese Kids Going Nuts Over A Happy Meal Toys

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He Really Loves SpongeBob!

Who wasn’t excited to get a Happy Meal from McDonalds, especially when the toy that came with it was from a show or a movie that you liked. Hell, I remember just a few years ago that I kept switching out my happy meal toy just so that I can get a Donatello figure as they kept giving me a Strawberry Shortcake dolls (I know I got boobs but they are man boobs).

There’s a video that just hit net recently which is making some folks laugh. The video is a Japanese McDonalds ad that is advertising the upcoming Happy Set (Happy Meals in Japan) toys, which is a bunch of talking SpongeBob SquarePants stuff. Watch as the moment SpongeBob talks, the kids go ape shit.

Seriously, they may be over reacting but we all had these moments where we got excited over the smallest things. So check the video out as it will either freak you out or make you laugh and see if it brings back any memories when you were excited over the toy you got from any fast food chain.

Via Alafista

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Back in the day, I would choose either Burger King or McDonald’s based on whatever toy I was get from the kids meal. Sure, it was a cheap toy but still,. was an awesome feeling getting a small surprise with your burger fries that you can play with (unlike getting a small surprise now on your burger and fries). Well, it seems that the Campaign For Commercial-Free Childhood (CCFC) is not happy with the recent toys that comes with the Happy Meals.

McDonald’s is advertising Marvel Heroes action figures, which has two toys that the CCFC is very upset with. The two figures are Human Torch and The Thing. What’s wrong with them you ask? Well, the idea of telling a pre-school boy that a man engulfed in flames and some weird monster guy going around saying “It’s Clobbering Time!” is whats upsetting with these campaign folks. Also, the “fact” that these toys are part of an ad to promote a PG-13 movie is foul play as well.

So uhm, I’m sure the Happy Meal is for kids up to 10-12 years old and not just for pre-schoolers. Also, what PG-13 film are these toys advertising for, there is no Marvel film coming out anytime soon and the past two Fantastic Four films weren’t that violent. You know what these folks can do with the time they used to fight these “evil corporations?” They can use the time to actually take care of their kids and set down rules to what their child can and cannot do. You’re not forced to go to McDonald’s to buy their food so why fight against it.

Anyway, what do y’all think? You think is a “good fight that is worth fighting?’ or just some stupid family campaign groups that is blaming everything but themselves for their kids bad childhood?

Source: Bleeding Cool, CCFC Website

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