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We’ve all been there.  Christmas morning, shredded wrapping paper litters the floor around you.  Your fingers throbbing from paper cuts while you stare at the pile of presents in front of you as that last trickle of Christmas excitement sweat rolls down your back.  Socks, Underwear, a box of betamax movies bought at a yard sale by your aunt because, “You like movies,” ten non-consecutive issues of Rom-Spaceknight, and a wall calendar that features “Cats throughout history.”

While the flux-capacitor hasn’t been perfected and we can’t help you fix any past Christmases, maybe we can help you get this Christmas off to a good start. Each week, from now until X-Mas eve, will offer up a nerdy wish-list.

Here’s the two pronged plan of attack.

1.  Print out copies of this list and place it around the house where your relatives will find it and reset your parents internet homepage to this list.

2. Read, memorize, and work into everyday conversations the items listed below.

This week is dedicated to the time and space traveling hero of the universe…Doctor Who.

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Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

Hungarian illustrator Szoki created a triptych (apparently that means art inspired by altar paintings from the middle ages) poster collection of everyone’s favorite Star Wars Cantina aliens.

They’re nifty and all, but why is Greedo called by his name, yet the others are called by their species? That’s almost like saying “This is Rick, Black, and Mexican.” Racist!

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MORE AFTER THE JUMP

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Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

I for one can never get enough of Disney Princess’s. When I was a kid, national geographic and Disney Princesses were the only fapping material at my disposal. I owe my sexual orientation to them. Sexifying them even more by depicting them as Fighting babes from something out of Mortal Kombat, I dunno if my penis can take the abuse.

thanks to artist Josh MC for giving me something I never knew I wanted.

HIT THE JUMP for, Video Game Character Alphabet, Lil’ Star Wars, Muppet X-Men and more nerdy art.

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Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

First up, a Photoshopped (hey good Photoshop qualifies as art) look at the superhero identities of the men and women in the Situation Room during the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden.

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Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

It’s a known fact that Zombies make everything better. It’s true. Such as the case with Star Wars. Just look at Billy Tackett’s one-sheet titled ‘Star Wars: A New Corpse’ (pictured above). As you can see this piece features Luke, Leia and Darth Vader in the original movie poster set up but all zombified. Don’t you dare tell me that a ghoulish version of Star Wars as depicted here wouldn’t be amazeballs?  Oh, random sick thought. Zombie Leia kissing Zombie Luke. That’s incest necrophilia. eh, still no where as disturbing as the fat on George Lucas’s neck.

Like Bill’s necro take on Star Wars? Head over to http://www.billytackett.com/ to see more of his cool artwork!

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HIT THE JUMP for  Buzz Light Year of Mars, Wookie the Chew, Punkified Video Game Princesses, Skeletor Saves and MORE

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Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a roundup of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

First up is a piece from White Rabbit on deviantART called A Boy and His Dog (pictured above) which features Boba Fett from Star Wars and Falkor from The Neverending Story. Why? Well why not? Heck, who’s to say luck dragons aren’t at the bottom of the sarlacc pit.

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Nerd Art Stock Pile? There’s a lot of nerd art on the net. Mostly it’s fan-fiction tentacle Pr0n, but hey we’re not complaining. We see so much neato art work on a daily basis, but for whatever reason they don’t make it to the front page of Nerd Bastards. We’re either lazy, or a piece of stand alone artwork isn’t enough to warrant a full post. Mostly we’re lazy. But, who are we to rob you of this net glory? We’re bastards but we’re not assholes. So here’s a round-up of the latest Nerd Art; intended for eye masturbation purposes.

HIT THE JUMP for a Cat Fight Between Marvel and DC, Star Wars Dia de los Muertos, Star Trek Pixelated Character Chart and MORE!

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SWTNAEYCH

Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for your collecting pleasure. I know I have been bombarding your faces with statues and toys of all kind over the last month and I wanted to take this time to change it up a bit and dedicate this weeks “Stuff You Want…” for the lovely ladies!

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