MY WEEK IN VIDEOS . . . I’m on a video treadmill here. “Oh, Oh, Oh, she’ll be your Star Trek girl” . . . damn . . . that’s not getting out of my head for weeks . . . maybe months. Cute and quirky really racks up those YouTube views and Meekakitty has both in droves. Even though this is a little rough in spots and thank the Lord above for Auto-tune, by the end of the week it’ll have half a million hits.
Meekakitty is that popular. Don’t get me wrong, I have been watching these video blogs of hers for a while now. I’d have to give up my “dirty old man” card if I didn’t. She does these great “multi Tessa” videos where she talks to each other. She’s lots better at that than most of the other video bloggers that try it. Let’s go to the video before I write something old man creepier than I already have.
I think my Tardis is broken and by Tardis I mean penis.
OK. So here’s the premise. A fine ass looking nerdy girlie, dressed as Doctor Who, works a stripper pole, all to the tune of the shows sweet electric theme. I quite frankly don’t need to write anymore than that. I’d actually be quite surprised if your not already watching the video. Are you still reading? Oh, your not a fan of Doctor Who you say? Ahem, may I remind you of the stripper pole and the hot girl? Oh, your of the opposite sex and or gay? Well, the girl has an uncanny resemblence of David Tennant, who as I am told is a fine looking man. This is a win win for nerds of all orientation. Actually, now that I think of it. I just wanked off to a girl dressed as dude. What does that say about me? I think my boy parts are confused. Oh, and if you didn’t watch the VID because you don’t like videos shot on a cell phone with little to no production value. Well your just a picky bastard.
This is not our Sexy Cosplay of The Week, (Done every Fri. afternoon BTW) far from it. However we felt the need to post this as a warning. If you are a fatty, butter face and or are disproportionate in some areas then perhaps bodypaint cosplay is not for you. FYI cosplay is when folks dress up as their favorite characters of pop culture either from movies, T.V., comics and so on. Case in point. The quartet of fugly in this display of nudy cosplay will do nothing short of make your genitals sad. We apologize for being harsh. It takes balls to put ones self out there like this. However, just because you can doesn’t mean you should. We’re not going to beat up on these girls anymore because that would just be mean but I don’t think any of us will ever look at The Phoenix, Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk and Emma Frost the same again.