A small confession before we start. When I began researching this article I wanted to write a guide to geek based porn parodies  as a whole. A full top down view of the XXX/nerd landscape. After a few hours of I came upon the realization that there is a lot of porn out there. A LOT. There is also a large section of it that caters (or tries to) to the nerdy palate. From interview/gonzo style with ‘real’ gamer girls (Geek Girls: The Gamers) to the obvious fantasy/D&D styled (This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX 3D). Hell the sitcom parodies alone number near if not over 100. They have even made porn parodies of cartoons, non-animated mind you. Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad. The vast amount of nerd porn out there is staggering, I just about googled ‘calculus porn’ for crying out loud. It must be out there, somewhere.

I had to narrow the sample size and specialize or I would spend the next 2 years of my life watching porn 24 hours a day. I would, mind you, since I care that deeply for you wonderful readers out there, but I have a day job.

So, with 3 companies locking up the superhero porn market (NSFW links: Vivid Superhero, Extreme Comixxx, and bluebirdfilms.) I grabbed a dozen titles that seemed to cover the basics of the superhero porn sub-genre. Covering all the big names, Batman, Superman, Iron Man. I will watch them all in no particular order and see what comes out. I worded that bad, I mean watch them with a comic nerds eye and see how the darker side of this 3 colour icons turns out.

I also realize that I can talk to much about the porn side of these movies. Not out of some high morale stance or fear that I might harm your delicate sensibilities, more so the fact that it’s going to get really boring, real quick if I do. These are dirty movies, with people doing dirty things to other people, and then roll over and doing something else dirty to someone else in the room. Take that as a given. The clips that I used are SFW, but… they are still from porn. There are sounds. People in at your workplace will hear those sounds a look at you oddly in the lunch room, if your comfortable with that, good.

Let’s begin.

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Lets be honest, there seems to be a pretty hefty market for Nerd Porn these days (as opposed to a market for hefty nerd porn, but I am sure that’s out there too.) The porn parody has exploded with movie and tv show themed spank flicks. They made a Big Bang Theory porn for crying out loud. Last time I counted there was like 15 Star Trek pornos alone (what? I researched this for you!) There is a porn studio that just makes comic book parodies now, Extreme Comixxx and yes that is NSFW link. Porn stars play D&D, you can game online with topless porn stars at (again, an obvious NSFW site) pwnedbygirls.com. That should be enough porn, right?

HA! like there is ever enough.

The fine smut peddlers over at New Sensations released “Geek Girls: The Gamers” today. Up for a actual SFW trailer? There is one after the jump.

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(Every friday, here at nerdbastards, you can come to find the sexy side of nerd pop culture in a little weekly feature we call “Sexy Cosplay of The Week”. Cosplay is a known term in the nerd-verse when fans dress up as their favorite characters from pop culture, either from movies, comics, TV, gaming and so on. A lot of times it’s quite sexy and what we do is find the sexy and bring it to you, you’re welcome.)

Ok, so we’re a little lazy with this weeks edition of Sexy Cosplay. Our priorities are elsewhere today. We are on a mission to find the bastards reasponsible for eating the lefts overs from last nights dinner at Cheese Cake Factory. Nobody fucks with a nerd and his cheesecake. Heads are gonna roll!

Anway, so, Cammy White from Street Fighter is…. well, the reason why nerdy boys get sent to the hospital for severe penile damage. Ya, she is a fictional, pixaleted character from the worlds most beloved fighting game but damn if those long legs, luring posteriar, blow job handles…errr, I mean pig tails and that mysterious chin scar don’t make her nerd spank bank material. So it’s without question that Ole’ legs McGee here  is by far one of Cosplays most inspired characters.

For your gawking pleasure here is a small collection of the sexiest gals dressed up as Cammy. We don’t know who these girls are, again are priorities are else where today, but just sit back relax and try not to hurt your genitals.

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