NerdBastards International Trailer Fest – “Prometheus’ – ‘G.I.Joe: Retaliation’ – ‘Amazing Spiderman’

- 02-16-12Film Posted by Mark Poynter

 

The new International teaser trailer for Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel “Prometheus” has hit the Internet. Like most of it’s movie blockbuster trailer counterparts it’s got just enough changes and additions to the domestic trailer that fans will want to check it out.

Prometheus” stars Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron,Idris Elba, Sean Harris, Kate Dickie, Rafe Spall, Logan Marshall-Green, Guy Pearce, and Patrick Wilson.

Film synopsis:
Ridley Scott, director of “Alien” and “Blade Runner,” returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

Maybe in space, no one will hear you scream on June 8th, 2012, but if your sitting next to this NerdBastard in the theater and scream . . . your getting a lap full of popcorn, hot buttery popcorn.

If you haven’t seen the International poster yet, you can see it here.


 

G.I.Joe: Retaliation

After the first G.I.Joe movie with wisecracking Marlon Wayans, worst casting ever, this NeredBastard wasn’t hopeful about a sequel that takes off after the last movie ended. Then the first trailer came out and with the casting of The Rock and Bruce Willis, this just might be the G.I.Joe movie fans have been waiting for.

The new international trailer builds off a solid tradition of badassery that follows generally the same pattern as the first theatrical trailer. The Joes are set up by President Zartan, Channing Tatum probably dies, and the survivors seek revenge.

What fans didn’t get until now is a preview of the Snake Eyes-Storm Shadow fight and President Zartan complimenting Cobra Commander on his new “cool mask.” (Thank the Lords of Kobal for Cobra Commander’s proper mask!) Throw in scenes where Jinx has more opportunity to shine in all her ninja glory and this NerdBastard had to go spend some time in his bunk.
Video: G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation – Trailer 2

Amazing Spiderman:

If you were a fan of the latest Amazing Spider-Man trailer, then you are going to straight-up love the international trailer. Mostly because it’s the exact same thing…with about four additional shots. Still, we’re talking about Marc Webb‘s July 3 reboot of the Spider-Man franchise with Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Sally Field and Denis Leary, so anything new is worth pointing out. Check out the trailer below.

Ridley Scott Back In The Alien Director’s Chair

- 08-01-09Film Posted by Zach Lawrence

So this is Great News…I think. It has been announced that after all the sequels and AVP’s Mr.Scott is back in the saddle again for a prequel/origin story. I think this is Fucktastic! After all these other films gargling my balls, I am psyched for the Original Gangsta back. The Predator angle was good but that changed the genre into a totally different beast. Alien and Aliens was a quiet, eerie horror with bursts of quick battles and attacks.

They turned all the others almost into teen slasher flicks! I’d hate to quote /Film-

The film will be a direct prequel to Scott’s original 1979 film. This leads me to believe that the film will tell the story of the crew of the empty ship that is discovered in the first film. In a 2002 interview, Scott wanted to return “to where the alien creatures were first found and explain how they were created.”

Alot of people have frowned upon this angle, but I think it’s terrific! We’ll finally find out why these spawns of satan are hellbent on kill, impregnate,repeat. If Ridley Scott uses the old fashioned animtronics and not all CG, I think we may have a nice blockbuster to look forward to….But I’m afraid our technology may destroy what was once beauty…

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