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In this day in age when celebrities (and most people, really) are so afraid of potentially offending a person or a group, or are so cautious that something they say or do will be caught on camera or video and taken out of context, isn’t is great when we get to see a celeb just let loose with some foul language or a sick joke, to help remind us lowly fans that they are, in fact, people just like us?  A perfect example that springs to mind is Bryan Cranston’s epic (and epically left-field) burn on a fan during a Q&A panel recently at San Diego Comic Con.  Well, hang on to your hats, kids, because I’ve got another raunchy celebrity experience to share with you!

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New ‘Sin City’ Trailer is NSFW and BTTB

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That’s “Bad to the Bone” in case you’re scratching your head. Yes, here we have another relic from Comic Con weekend in the form of a new trailer for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, and yes, it’s definitely NSFW (Not Safe For Work). There’s some discrete nudity, swears galore and lots and lots of violence. The new film from co-directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller, looks like it’s ripe to pick up where the 2005 left off with all the bad guys and bombshells of Basin City (AKA: Sin City) trying to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other. Meaning? Let’s roll the clip. (more…)

Take half of the Farrelly Brothers (Peter Farrelly), mix in a whole pack of other directors (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Patrik Forsberg, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk and Brett Ratner) and an astonishingly large cast of famous faces (I’m not going to list them all, just watch the trailer and you’ll recognize everyone) and what do you get? A movie that looks far funnier than I think any of us expected. The true cinephile will recall classic comedy anthology movies like Kentucky Fried Movie, Amazon Women On The Moon and The Groove Tube, and by the looks of it, Farrelly intends to resurrect the genre with Movie 43.

Hot damn does it look funny. Check the trailer out below, but be warned it is very NSFW due to f-bombs and nudity. Yes, the Movie 43 trailer, come for the nudity and Kate Winslet cursing, stay to be inspired by Terrence Howard.

Check Out This Badass Puppet Rap

Some puppets sing about the alphabet and friendship. This puppet however, is working on being the biggest name in rap and hip-hop. Sesame Street ain’t got nothing on this.

Directed by Sam Macaroni, Puppet Break-Up is the highly NSFW rap video that anyone with a sense of humor could enjoy.

With lyrics like “I’ll f@#$ all the other muppets on Sesame Street” this definitely isn’t something you bring to the daycare for the little one before nap time.

Watch the music video below and enjoy some awesome puppet rap

Someone call Jay-Z on the double, he needs to sign the first rapping puppet right away.

Via: Geek Tyrant

It’s the month of May and we all know what that means for the world now; flowers are blooming, birds are singing and Orcs are outside getting nasty. That’s right, in what could be a first for musician Jonathan Coulton his song “First of May” might be the first NSFW he’s ever had. The guy has always been known for some pretty funny videos but taking the World of Warcraft characters and doing this with them is too funny. It’s not every day you can say you watched a music video where a Gnome tried to nail a sheep.

[This is a NSFW video, get the kids out of the room and close the curtains]

Pants off, dance off

Bet you need to wash more then your hands after watching all this, huh?

Via: The Mary Sue

Finally, for those of us that don’t usually play fighting games anymore, we now have a reason to get back into the realm of punches and kicks that actually mean something, violence. The game that made mother’s pull their children away from the arcades and replace any with a C to a K is back. Mortal Kombat 9 or just Mortal Kombat has hit the demo circuit for consoles everywhere and it isn’t disappointing anyone right now (check out Luke Gallagher’s PAX EAST 2011 Recap). When you grow up on character’s like Sub-Zero, Milenna, Liu Kangit’s something stays in your mind. The game isn’t officially on sale till April but it’s well worth it to get your practice in now because with fatalities making a comeback it’d be a shame if you didn’t get prepared.

(Warning the following video is rated NSFW, as in your not 18 you shouldn’t be watching this.)

Test Your Might.

When you’re showing off moves that cover the player’s character in blood it’s simply a treat. As soon as you hear the all so familiar “Fatality” voice it all comes back to you, hours of practice and defeat. So get downloading and start trying out Mortal Kombat today, because it’s just humiliating to watch your ass get beat with your actual ass (not a real move).

Mortal Kombat, on sale for X-box 360 and PS3 April 19th in North America and April 21st in Europe.

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Do you remember Pokemon (the GameBoy game, the card game, the animated tv show, other video games, and all the other stuff)?

Back in the day, when it first came out, I played and enjoyed the game. Hell, I even watched the show and collected some cards. But, after so many years, HOW is it still popular??

The solution is as simple as the slogan – “Gotta catch ’em all.”

Kids love collecting and finishing something, especially if it involves monsters and fighting, so it embraces the obsessed and compulsive parts of people’s heads and causes them to spend hours and hours playing.

To give an insight into just how silly the anime show was (and, by comparison, the actual game), YouTube user DJChlorine created a 2 minute re-cap of the first episode of the Pokemon tv show. It is simultaneously NSFW, hilarious, and spoils everything about the episode. It must be seen to be believed. Check it out after the jump.

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As a former Pokemon obsessed kid (yes, I admit it), I remember all the long hours I spent playing that game in a vain attempt to “Catch ’em all.”

Every now and then, I’ll catch some mention of it and laugh, as I remember the stupid cartoon show, movies and playing cards. I am surprised that more people have not made fun of it, as it is SO ripe for comedy.

Luckily for us, YouTube user TheHamWalletDotCom decided to answer our prayers with an extremely funny video showing what Pokemon would be like if it were slightly more grounded in reality.

Be warned though, it is 100 percent NSFW. Other than that little caveat, enjoy!

Twilight – The Dick Pees!

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We can’t pretend to know or care about Twilight.As far as we know that is the actual poster for the movie. The few things we do know come courtesy of our very own Writer/Stephanie Myers Basher extraordinaire Christine. (You can check out the article in reference here.) We also like to keep Twlight posts to a minimum on the site. So we’ve got a couple videos that came to us today we felt the need to share.  One is hilarious, and the other has lesbians you can fap to. Check out the funny and NSFW videos after the jump.

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Star Wars Sexy Time

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Boba Fett came home after a long day of bounty hunting and all he wanted to do was slip into his skinny jeans a pyramid studded belt and pass out on his dirty college dorm bed. Wouldn’t you know when he got home there was a dirty whore Han loving Storm Trooper getting down with a Clone Trooper… Apparently Jango Fett had a nice rack. Enjoy the very boobylicious NSFW photo after the jump.

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