Take half of the Farrelly Brothers (Peter Farrelly), mix in a whole pack of other directors (Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Patrik Forsberg, James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk and Brett Ratner) and an astonishingly large cast of famous faces (I’m not going to list them all, just watch the trailer and you’ll recognize everyone) and what do you get? A movie that looks far funnier than I think any of us expected. The true cinephile will recall classic comedy anthology movies like Kentucky Fried Movie, Amazon Women On The Moon and The Groove Tube, and by the looks of it, Farrelly intends to resurrect the genre with Movie 43.
Hot damn does it look funny. Check the trailer out below, but be warned it is very NSFW due to f-bombs and nudity. Yes, the Movie 43 trailer, come for the nudity and Kate Winslet cursing, stay to be inspired by Terrence Howard.
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.
ABOVE: Here are two disturbingly-realistic Beavis and Butthead busts (hehe busts) created by makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick. Eeeeeek! Give Beavis all the TP he wants. I can’t unsee this. [Geekologie]
WARNING: After the jump we have one nerdy bit that is NSFW.
Some puppets sing about the alphabet and friendship. This puppet however, is working on being the biggest name in rap and hip-hop. Sesame Street ain’t got nothing on this.
Directed by Sam Macaroni, Puppet Break-Up is the highly NSFW rap video that anyone with a sense of humor could enjoy.
With lyrics like “I’ll f@#$ all the other muppets on Sesame Street” this definitely isn’t something you bring to the daycare for the little one before nap time.
Watch the music video below and enjoy some awesome puppet rap
Someone call Jay-Z on the double, he needs to sign the first rapping puppet right away.
What do you do in between saving the world and fighting off the sexual tension between you and Captain America? Wait, make that you and the rest of the male world.
Simple, you take grainy cell phone pictures of yourself naked just like Avengers star Scarlett Johansson did last night. These two shots of the “Bare” Black Widow were leaked online by an unknown source. All we can say is . . .
Thank you!
As for whether or not these are even real, that is still to be determined. The boys in STARK LABS are sighting “personal issues” for the delay in authentication… if you catch my drift.
[These are NSFW so if your under 18 we've slighty altered the shots you'll see, uncensored shots would just get you in trouble]
After the unprecedented success of Chris Evans and Marvel with Captain America: The First Avenger comes Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody.
Super hero porno parodies have become very popular, some even mirroring the success of their counterparts and this one from Exquisite Films has us nerds over 18 giggling with boyish delight. With the movie coming out on a 2-disc collectors edition as of today we have the exclusive look at not only the “safe for work” trailer but the box art..
Everything about this screams “fucking awesome”, from the movie quality script right (it’s good for porno standards) down to having their very own Red Skull. The only thing that makes this better is the copious amounts of sex you can expect popping this sucker into your DVD player. Giggitty!
Special thanks to Christopher of Exquisite Films for allowing us to see this awesome work before it hits the shelves, very American.
It’s the month of May and we all know what that means for the world now; flowers are blooming, birds are singing and Orcs are outside getting nasty. That’s right, in what could be a first for musician Jonathan Coulton his song “First of May” might be the first NSFW he’s ever had. The guy has always been known for some pretty funny videos but taking the World of Warcraft characters and doing this with them is too funny. It’s not every day you can say you watched a music video where a Gnome tried to nail a sheep.
[This is a NSFW video, get the kids out of the room and close the curtains]
Pants off, dance off
Bet you need to wash more then your hands after watching all this, huh?
With the return of the one-line ass kicker Duke Nukem making is long, and I do mean long, return with Duke Nukem Forever it brings back all sorts of memories. Playing for hours as a the most influential character of a first person shooter, someone that even Master Chief would bow before was a treat. It wasn’t the violence that made the game for a someone as young as me at the time, it was the fact that (and I still remember this) hitting the spacebar meant getting ogledby a flash of pixelated boobs. Parents were actually offended and concerned by the content of the game and it’s come back around once again, this time it justifies the M rating. Seeing this trailer proves the real reason the game has taken 14 years. The creators were trying to not only make duke live up to his rep but make sure the strippers and the nipples showing were not going to look wrong.
[Warning: This is a NSFW video, if you've too young to understand the humor of a character peeing in a urinal then you shouldn't be watching this]
Hail to the King
This actually looks like a lot of fun, even if you don’t take the boobage into account. However, I have the nagging suspicion that the bare breasts in this trailer may be all you get throughout the whole game.
Duke Nukem Forever, the long awaited game will finally be releasesd June 10th, 2011 internationally and June 14th in North America for all systems. It’s about damn time.
Finally, for those of us that don’t usually play fighting games anymore, we now have a reason to get back into the realm of punches and kicks that actually mean something, violence. The game that made mother’s pull their children away from the arcades and replace any with a C to a K is back. Mortal Kombat 9 or just Mortal Kombat has hit the demo circuit for consoles everywhere and it isn’t disappointing anyone right now (check out Luke Gallagher’s PAX EAST 2011 Recap). When you grow up on character’s like Sub-Zero, Milenna, Liu Kangit’s something stays in your mind. The game isn’t officially on sale till April but it’s well worth it to get your practice in now because with fatalities making a comeback it’d be a shame if you didn’t get prepared.
(Warning the following video is rated NSFW, as in your not 18 you shouldn’t be watching this.)
Test Your Might.
When you’re showing off moves that cover the player’s character in blood it’s simply a treat. As soon as you hear the all so familiar “Fatality” voice it all comes back to you, hours of practice and defeat. So get downloading and start trying out Mortal Kombat today, because it’s just humiliating to watch your ass get beat with your actual ass (not a real move).
Mortal Kombat, on sale for X-box 360 and PS3 April 19th in North America and April 21st in Europe.
Do you remember Pokemon (the GameBoy game, the card game, the animated tv show, other video games, and all the other stuff)?
Back in the day, when it first came out, I played and enjoyed the game. Hell, I even watched the show and collected some cards. But, after so many years, HOW is it still popular??
The solution is as simple as the slogan – “Gotta catch ‘em all.”
Kids love collecting and finishing something, especially if it involves monsters and fighting, so it embraces the obsessed and compulsive parts of people’s heads and causes them to spend hours and hours playing.
To give an insight into just how silly the anime show was (and, by comparison, the actual game), YouTube user DJChlorine created a 2 minute re-cap of the first episode of the Pokemon tv show. It is simultaneously NSFW, hilarious, and spoils everything about the episode. It must be seen to be believed. Check it out after the jump.
As a former Pokemon obsessed kid (yes, I admit it), I remember all the long hours I spent playing that game in a vain attempt to “Catch ‘em all.”
Every now and then, I’ll catch some mention of it and laugh, as I remember the stupid cartoon show, movies and playing cards. I am surprised that more people have not made fun of it, as it is SO ripe for comedy.
Luckily for us, YouTube user TheHamWalletDotCom decided to answer our prayers with an extremely funny video showing what Pokemon would be like if it were slightly more grounded in reality.
Be warned though, it is 100 percent NSFW. Other than that little caveat, enjoy!
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