I TOLDYA! Spider-Menace Finally Caught in His Own Web!

- 09-20-13Comics, WTF? Posted by J. Jonah Jollyson

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For years, I bled ink onto newsprint (which was a thing before all the paper’s died and good men like me turned to generic booze and sad blog jobs), railing about the menace that was the Spider-Man. But in a city full of lunkheads, he kept swinging free. Some even called him a hero, but now we know the true story.

Vindication, you taste sweeter than a fresh rolled cohiba.

I am once again accusing the Spider-Man of being a criminal, but this time, I say this with a smile and with pictures and police reports to back me up. Pittsburgh police have arrested a man dressed up in the familiar garb of the Spider-Man. They say he went into a place called Atwood Xpress at around 1 AM and tried to rob the place. A real citizen hero tried to use a taser on Spider-Man, but he fled.

End of story? Spider-Man once again lives to plunder another sun soaked day with his dark and dastardly deeds! Not this time. This time, the itsy bitsy spider got tangled in his web and washed out by authorities who are charging him with one count of robbery.

Some will say that they are shocked. They’re appalled! Maybe even flummoxed. They’ll say that good old Spidey hasn’t been himself lately, but I beg to differ. This seems like exactly the kind of shenanigans that Spider-Man would pull off. I’m just glad it didn’t happen in New York — Spider-Crook has hurt that city enough already, if you ask me.

Speaking of me, where do I go from here now that my white whale is in lockup? Surely, I’ve gained a reputation as the most vehement of Spider-Man’s critics, and that deserves a reward. Maybe I’ll write a book. Who knows, maybe I’ll pull a Drudge and start a website. FOX News called, maybe I’ll shave off this ridiculous mustache, finish dyeing my hair, and host a cable news show where I can finally shout in peace.

Until then, goodbye Spider-Man, I hope your butt senses are tingling.

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This is a work of parody, but a man in a Spider-Man costume really was arrested in Pittsburgh. You can check out the real article here

‘The Starving Games’ Trailer Parodies ‘The Hunger Games, The Avengers, You Name It, It’s Making Fun of It

- 06-07-13Comics, Film Posted by Mark Poynter

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The guys that brought you Meet the Spartans and Vampires Suck are at it again. This time Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are taking on The Hunger Games with their own parody version, The Starving Games. Much like their other films, this one doesn’t just stop at parodying The Hunger Games, they also take shots at The Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter and many, many other films.

I’ve seen all their movies, but have yet to actually spend money and see one in the theater. Usually I catch these type of parody films on a lazy Sunday afternoon while I am trying to procrastinate or get out of doing yard work. The films make tons of money though, the under 20 crowd really loves these films.

Take a look and let us know in the comments section if you’ll be seeing this in the theater or waiting for it to hit cable.

Via: Bleedingcool

No New ‘Game of Thrones’ This Weekend, Thank the Gods We’ve Got Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Game of Desks’

- 05-25-13Cool Stuff, Funny Videos Posted by Sarah Moran

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Any follower of the late night talk show scene knows it’s full of just as much plotting, drama, and backstabbing as the quest to rule the Seven Kingdoms and sit the Iron Throne. Which makes this Late Night with Jimmy Fallon parody not only pitch perfect for its excellent Game of Thrones references and puns, but also for its depiction of how one truly becomes a late night host.

Easily, my favorite part is The Roots serving their watch on The Hall. They’d make great men of the Night’s Watch. And how about those two surprise guests at the end? It’s going get interesting, that’s for sure.

Game of Thrones will return next Sunday, June 2nd. Until then, subscribe to Fallon’s YouTube channel for more Game of Desks!

Kylie Minogue as Live-Action ‘She-Ra’ for NBC?

- 05-13-13Funny Videos, TV Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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It’s an idea so stupid it’s a wonder that a She-Ra series hasn’t always been made for NBC already. Sorry if you clicked on this article and thought it was real news, but as it turns out it was just a hilarious notion the good folks at Funny or Die had.

In the below “preview,” which is heavily influenced by NBC’s attempted Wonder Woman series, we see Kylie Minogue as She-Ra battle Skeletor, get arrested for it, get busted out of prison by special guest star He-Man before launching into a “very special episode.” One also has to appreciate the attention to detail as well, as the fake ad perfectly parodies the real NBC ads.

Prepare to laugh (or die) by pressing play on the video below.

Source: Topless Robot

Nerd Art Dump: A ‘Hobbit’ Crossover, Boba Fett, and a Dog From the Future!

- 12-28-12Cool Stuff Posted by NickBungay

Each and every week we scour the Internet for nothing but the best in nerdy art. We leave no digital stone unturned, we poke and prod every nook and cranny of the Interwebz. Why? Because we love you, and we love to bring you weekly feed of nerd art. On with the dump!

J-Estacado must really love the work of famed pin-up artist Gil Elvgren, so much so that he made his own tribute piece to Gil with DC Comics Zatanna in place of Gil’s girls. He really nails it too, right down to the black negligee she has on in the tribute piece. Now that’s some real magic. [Nudity and Nerdery]

Hit the jump for the abominable snowman, puppies in costumes and moar.
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Nerdy Bits: Own an Official TARDIS, Get Hobbit Feet With Hobbit Socks, Michonne Goes Jedi, and MOAR!

- 11-26-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

Above: I’ve said it before, but body paint is clearly the best way to accurately portray a comic book costume. The level of detail in this Harley Quinn body paint is incredible. It’s a great cosplay by Abby Tymchakers, photographed by Joey D. More pics at Fashionably Geek.

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It’s Bath Time For Chewie And “Go Time!” For Mr. Happy

- 05-07-12Funny Videos Posted by Chris D.

Those fucked up nerds struck again.

Seth Green along with his wife Clare Grant and her friend Rileah Vanderbilt had a threesome made a sequel to their first hawt Star Wars video of the chicks having a cat fight.  With light sabers.  This new flick also features light sabers and a lot of Dark Side/Light Side rivalry in the best way possible.

Curious?

Check it out below. It starts off like a your average porn flick with some hot chicks in a bath tub with some wet shirts, phallic objects and nice tits… And escalates to some epic ‘gasms for nerdfolk all around.

… And don’t forget to laugh at the nerds in the comments who were expecting some Chewie pr0nz.

Source: Topless Robot

Nerdy Bits: The New Power Rangers, Avengers Put the”F” Back in Freedom, Bill Nye Teaches Us How to Party and MOAR!

- 04-24-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: The blood dripping from her mouth should be clue. Bleez don’t play nice. Cosplayed by Tia and photographed byLesson 5. (Fashionably Geek)

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‘The Walking Dead’ Collides With ‘Mad Men’ For Some Finger Lickin’ Awesome

- 04-08-12Funny Videos, TV Posted by Chris D.

Obviously, The Walking Dead has stolen your heart when it comes to Sunday nights on AMC, and it’s weird to have that space being shared by Mad Men.  Both shows are good, but they would both be better with a little more Don or a little more zombies.  So… Barely Political has mashed the best of both worlds into one awesomesauce video.

Check it out to see Don Draper eat some mo’fuckin’ brains.

Source: The Mary Sue

Nerdy Bits: Awesome GuiTARDIS, Closer Look at Darth Vader Burger, ‘Avengers’/’Friends’ Mashup, Toronto Batman Strikes Again and MOAR!

- 03-07-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, WTF? Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

 

ABOVE: This Lady Deadpool is rockin’ a steampunk/Victorian inspired look so she can appear completely ingognito as cons. How’s it working? (Neatorama)

 

“The “regenerated” version (aka 2nd version) of the guiTARdis. Or the Patrick Troughton Doctor if you will.” This is awesome! When can we start seeing bands perform with guiTARDISes? Thanks for sharing Arthur Yet Lew.

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