Nerd Art Dump: A ‘Hobbit’ Crossover, Boba Fett, and a Dog From the Future!

Each and every week we scour the Internet for nothing but the best in nerdy art. We leave no digital stone unturned, we poke and prod every nook and cranny of the Interwebz. Why? Because we love you, and we love to bring you weekly feed of nerd art. On with the dump!

J-Estacado must really love the work of famed pin-up artist Gil Elvgren, so much so that he made his own tribute piece to Gil with DC Comics Zatanna in place of Gil’s girls. He really nails it too, right down to the black negligee she has on in the tribute piece. Now that’s some real magic. [Nudity and Nerdery]

Hit the jump for the abominable snowman, puppies in costumes and moar.
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Nerdy Bits: Own an Official TARDIS, Get Hobbit Feet With Hobbit Socks, Michonne Goes Jedi, and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

Above: I’ve said it before, but body paint is clearly the best way to accurately portray a comic book costume. The level of detail in this Harley Quinn body paint is incredible. It’s a great cosplay by Abby Tymchakers, photographed by Joey D. More pics at Fashionably Geek.

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It’s Bath Time For Chewie And “Go Time!” For Mr. Happy

Those fucked up nerds struck again.

Seth Green along with his wife Clare Grant and her friend Rileah Vanderbilt had a threesome made a sequel to their first hawt Star Wars video of the chicks having a cat fight.  With light sabers.  This new flick also features light sabers and a lot of Dark Side/Light Side rivalry in the best way possible.

Curious?

Check it out below. It starts off like a your average porn flick with some hot chicks in a bath tub with some wet shirts, phallic objects and nice tits… And escalates to some epic ‘gasms for nerdfolk all around.

… And don’t forget to laugh at the nerds in the comments who were expecting some Chewie pr0nz.

Source: Topless Robot

Nerdy Bits: The New Power Rangers, Avengers Put the”F” Back in Freedom, Bill Nye Teaches Us How to Party and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: The blood dripping from her mouth should be clue. Bleez don’t play nice. Cosplayed by Tia and photographed byLesson 5. (Fashionably Geek)

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‘The Walking Dead’ Collides With ‘Mad Men’ For Some Finger Lickin’ Awesome

Obviously, The Walking Dead has stolen your heart when it comes to Sunday nights on AMC, and it’s weird to have that space being shared by Mad Men.  Both shows are good, but they would both be better with a little more Don or a little more zombies.  So… Barely Political has mashed the best of both worlds into one awesomesauce video.

Check it out to see Don Draper eat some mo’fuckin’ brains.

Source: The Mary Sue

Nerdy Bits: Awesome GuiTARDIS, Closer Look at Darth Vader Burger, ‘Avengers’/'Friends’ Mashup, Toronto Batman Strikes Again and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

 

ABOVE: This Lady Deadpool is rockin’ a steampunk/Victorian inspired look so she can appear completely ingognito as cons. How’s it working? (Neatorama)

 

“The “regenerated” version (aka 2nd version) of the guiTARdis. Or the Patrick Troughton Doctor if you will.” This is awesome! When can we start seeing bands perform with guiTARDISes? Thanks for sharing Arthur Yet Lew.

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Inspector Spacetime to Get a Web Series! We’re Hoping For Six Seasons And a Movie

While The Big Bang Theory may be considered the television show about nerds, I think it’s Community which actually wins out as TV’s nerdiest show. If only for the fact it’s spawned a devoted fanbase for a fake show that is a parody of a show most people, upon being explained the premise, would think is fake. A Doctor Who reference, and one as meta and awesome as Inspector Spacetime, is pretty damn nerdy.

And it’s about to crossover from the fictional world to the real world, just like in some campy, sci-fi TV series. Announced at this weekend’s Doctor Who convention, Gallifrey One, Inpector Spacetime is becoming a web series. And not in the way of  Donald Glover and Danny Pudi recreating their weird, little fantasies like they do in the show. No, this is a real Inspector Spacetime show as seen in its first appearance.

The Inspector is played by Travis Richey and he’s who will be producing this six episode series.   In the first episode, of which there was a dramatic reading at the panel, the Inspector and his faithful Constable travel to Second New Old Earth 7, battle the Blorgons with his weapon of choice, the Optic Pocketknife, and come the end of the episode we ‘ll meet the Inspector’s arch-nemesis, Boyish the Extraordinary.

They also showed a slide show revealing much of the history of Inspector Spacetime, specifically those past actors who’ve played the Inspector, “Christopher Lee in the 1960s, Stephen Fry in the 1980s, and Steve Carell in the 1990s TV movie.”

If you’re looking to brush up on your Inspector Spacetime history, here’s a link. There’s also an “official” Tumblr for all your pictures and .gif needs.

There’s really be no word from anyone involved with Community about the proposed show. Richey said this to io9, clarifying,

Dan Harmon, Community, NBC and Sony have nothing to do with this web series. I pitched it to them after my first episode of Community, but never heard back from them one way or another. So I’m going to do it myself, with the help of fans. I’m launching a Kickstarter campaign in a matter of hours for an equipment budget, and the complete story can be read there.

I can see no reason why they’d want to squash a fan-made web series, particularly when the future of their own show is still up in the air. Hopefully with enough Kickstarter funding this becomes reality.

Come on, I’m sure you could spare a buck or two to see Inspector Spacetime live up to its fandom. Below I’ve included Richey’s plea to the fans from his Kickstarter page.

Source: io9 via The Mary Sue

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“The Wheatley Song” – Another Brilliant ‘Portal 2′/’Nightmare Before Christmas’ Mashup

A few weeks back we shared with you, “This is Aperture”, an incredibly awesome, Portal-ized version of, “This is Halloween” from The Nightmare Before Christmas. It came from Youtuber Harry-UK and I am thrilled to say he’s back with another song.

The Wheatley Song” casts our favorite personality core as Oogie Boogie and just like his first video, contains spot-on voice overs.

I don’t know about you guys, but I would totally be down for a feature-length, Portal musical. How about we get Harry and Valve talking.

Source: Nerds in Babeland

New ‘The Hunger Games’ Clip

We’ve been teased with the 10 second clips, posters and pictures, then finally getting to see a full trailer, but now we can enjoy the first scene clip from The Hunger Games.

Katniss and Gale have a short time together before she’s taken away to the Hunger Games. Gale tries his damnedest to prepare Katniss for the challenges that await her in the games. Gale is so selfless, always ready to give of himself to Katniss . . . again, and again, and again if he has any say in the matter.

In fact Gale has been preparing for this day, creating senarios that will help Katniss survive, and Gale is more than willing to do whatever he can to make those senarioes as real as possible. NerdBastards presents to you . . .

The Horny Games

Via: Toplessrobot

 

Written by Alice Moran and Adam Cawley
Starring Alice Moran, Adam Cawley, Connor Thompson
Directed and Edited by Mike Fly
Shot by Curt Galindo-Orozco
Make Up by Andrea Brown
Production Coordinator Larissa Malarek

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The First Fully Faithful Skyrim Fan Film

We see a lot of video game parody fan films and not to be an ass, most try to hard to be funny. Like that crappy SNL sketch that runs at 5 ti Midnight they often take one joke and latch onto with a painful death grip, trying to squeeze out a giggle. The internet thespians over at Mega64 have taken a completely different approach with their fan film The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.   This is not a parody video but a serious production filled with love and attention to detail. I can honestly say they captured the spirit of Skyrim absolutely perfectly. See for yourself after the jump.

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