Always wish you could see your favorite porn star roll a 20 side dye? Well soon enough little horny nerds, will you get to  beat it to such an event. Porn star Zak Smith has made a D&D group with fellow porn stars. Some names like Mandy Morbid, Satine Phoenix, and kimberly Kane. Mr. Smith said some time soon there will be a  movie shoot called ” I Hit It With My Ax” WARNING they might not get naked, it will be porn stars playing D&D. So Google those names, and the next time you play…….. think of them.

I’m going to indulge my inner 10-year-old girl with today’s list of famous horses and unicorns. Don’t like it? Suck it. But I promise I’ll throw you a bone and include a porn character. Deal? (more…)

(Since the Dexter posters had Michael C. Hall splattered with blood, shouldn’t the porno posters have the actress splattered in…. uh….well you get the idea)

Jesus Christ, just when I was going to give my dick a break I had to go an stumble upon this. Pink Lotus Entertainment has jumped on the porn parody craze and will be giving us DeXXXter, a sex spoof of Showtimes hit series Dexter. Here is the official synopsis.

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off on this hot feature!

I’m actually really excited about this one. I love Dexter and love porn, the two really are a perfect pair. However, it remains to be seen if this will be a fully realized extension of Dexter. It is said fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail but this is probably just another churned out porn that is playing on the Dexter name. Although, I’ll be happy if Miss Whoregan abducts a “bad girl” and straps her down on a table with cell-a-phane and proceeds to let her “dark passenger” loose.

You can order DeXXXter at tlavideo for the low price of $19.99