We recently shared with you the news that a porn version of the old Batman show was being made. Apparently the buzz surrounding the movie has prompted Vivid Entertainment to create a separate imprint just for this growing genre: Vivid Superhero. Batman XXX director Axel Braun is already in preproduction for a Superman parody.

The first thing that comes to mind is that DC and Marvel co-own the trademark on “super heroes,” so maybe Vivid will dodge the bullet by using only the singular. They could really get away with just calling it Vivid Heroes, because let’s face it: no one would get a Vivid Heroes movie expecting it to be about a fireman who saved a sorority house (with his big hose, naturally).

Vivid Superhero will feature parodies of both Marvel and DC heroes as well as lesser-known schmoes like the Green Hornet. Now I’m just thinking here, but it seems to me that they will incur less attention from corporate lawyers if in addition to parodying the various heroes, they parody the names of the heroes. That way there could be no confusion at all.

And just because I’m a helpful type of person, here are just a few ideas for pornified versions of super heroes and villains. And by “a few,” I mean “how ever many I can think of in a few minutes.”

Doctor Cocktopus
Spider-Mangina
Wonder Womanizer
The Flasher
Sex Luthor
The Jacker
The Diddler
The Poonguin
The Incredible Bulk
Iron Minge
Captain Americock
The Fantastic Foreskins
Daredildo
Green Intern
Pussycat Woman (likely would be abbreviated a bit)
Silver Scrotum
Dr. Spooge
Dr. Doome (pronounced “do me”)
Dickman and Throbbin
J’Onn J’Izz, the Martian Manhumper
Pooperman
Cockuaman
Arse-Anal (a bit of a stretch from Arsenal, I suppose, but are you looking for quantum mechanics here? I thought not.)

As always, feel free to add your own in the comments section. And no points for changing the Huntress. That’s just too easy.

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The fine folks that brought us such hits like The Office: A XXX Parody and Seinfield: A XXX Parody… and a whole crap ton of other parodies is coming out with their latest, Tru: A XXX Parody. That’s right, a porn version of the HBO hit, True Blood. It’ll star booblicious Ashlynn Brooke and the man that stars in MANY of these porn parodies, Evan Stone. The trailer for this actually makes this look cheesy like a SyFy movie, and who knows, it may be better and it’s worth checking out just to see the guy with the stupid wig. At least this will have boobs, and after doing some “research” for this,  Ashlynn Brooke, Levi Cash, and Lindy Lane will provide very much of it.

Source: FilmDrunk

Always wish you could see your favorite porn star roll a 20 side dye? Well soon enough little horny nerds, will you get to  beat it to such an event. Porn star Zak Smith has made a D&D group with fellow porn stars. Some names like Mandy Morbid, Satine Phoenix, and kimberly Kane. Mr. Smith said some time soon there will be a  movie shoot called ” I Hit It With My Ax” WARNING they might not get naked, it will be porn stars playing D&D. So Google those names, and the next time you play…….. think of them.

I’m going to indulge my inner 10-year-old girl with today’s list of famous horses and unicorns. Don’t like it? Suck it. But I promise I’ll throw you a bone and include a porn character. Deal? (more…)

(Since the Dexter posters had Michael C. Hall splattered with blood, shouldn’t the porno posters have the actress splattered in…. uh….well you get the idea)

Jesus Christ, just when I was going to give my dick a break I had to go an stumble upon this. Pink Lotus Entertainment has jumped on the porn parody craze and will be giving us DeXXXter, a sex spoof of Showtimes hit series Dexter. Here is the official synopsis.

Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off on this hot feature!

I’m actually really excited about this one. I love Dexter and love porn, the two really are a perfect pair. However, it remains to be seen if this will be a fully realized extension of Dexter. It is said fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail but this is probably just another churned out porn that is playing on the Dexter name. Although, I’ll be happy if Miss Whoregan abducts a “bad girl” and straps her down on a table with cell-a-phane and proceeds to let her “dark passenger” loose.

You can order DeXXXter at tlavideo for the low price of $19.99