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Rambo 5…He May Be Fighting Werewolves….This Better Be A Fucken Joke!

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This better be a a fanmade poster. It better be some internet hoax. I swear to god! Rambo was walking home at the end of Rambo! He finally made it, and just cuz it did well, lets leave well enough the fuck alone!

So from what I’ve gathered, Rambo is called back into action by a secret military section ala’ Alkali Lake in Xmen, where they have bred some sort of remorseless supersoldier…..Who happen to look strikingly similar to Werewolves…I hope it is a subtle foreshadowing to the animal Rambo will become in combat….But if these reports pouring out are true….We’re fucked.

Next Rambo is going to fight Jason Voorhee’s in space in RamboX

Thanks ToplessRobot for the news….I lovem, but they sure fucked up my night lol.

Rambo 5 Has Been Greenlit! Let The Bloodbath Begin!!!!

So, he’s definitely not surviving this one! I loved..LOVED the ending of RAMBO and I thought it wrapped that package series up with a bow. He walked Rocky into the sunset, Rambo made a decent worldwide haul to satisfy it as being the final installment. But Variety has spoken;

A fifth Rambo movie has officially been given the go-ahead, Variety reports. The storyline this time has John Rambo “fighting his way through human traffickers and drug lords to rescue a young girl abducted near the U.S.-Mexico border.”

Also, in the same article this made me fall apart laughing, these stats are funny as hell!!!

Regardless of the setting, Stallone will have a tough time ratcheting up the series’ escalating kill count. In figures collated by the movie website FirstShowing.net, that statistic has risen from 1 in the first movie to 69, 132 and a 236 in last year’s entry. That works out to 2.59 kills per minute (3.04 if you don’t count the time taken up by the end credits).

That, by powers of deduction makes Rambo 5 needing to kill at least another 400 just to break even!