Forget ‘Venom’! Alex Kurtzman Needs his ‘Mummy’

- 07-31-14Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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In the divorce between writing partners Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, it seems that while Orci will keep Star Trek, Kurtzman will continue to be a part of the Universal Studios Monsters franchise by doubling down on The Mummy, now not just as its co-screenwriter, but as its director. In what will be his directorial follow-up to the 2012 disappointment People Like Us, Kurtzman takes it on himself to not just relaunch Universal’s Mummy franchise, but to start the ball rolling in realizing a shared universe for Universal’s Monster line-up which includes Dracula, Frankenstein and The Wolfman. (more…)

‘Fantastic Four’ Movie Not Based on Any Comic You’ve Ever Read

- 07-15-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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There used be zero expectation that movies based on your favorite superheroes would borrow directly from specific comic book stories. That’s change in recent years. We’ve had tremendous comic book based movies based on actual comic book storylines, like Iron Man 3 and “Extremis,” Captain America: The Winter Soldier and, well, “The Winter Soldier,” and the latest X-Men movie Days of Future Past, which is based on the Uncanny X-Men story of the same name. So perhaps it has to be said now, but comic book movies aren’t always based on specific stories, and it appears that the new Fantastic Four movie will be one of those efforts. (more…)

We’re Rebooting ‘Hocus Pocus’ Now (Updated)

- 07-02-14Film Posted by Jason Tabrys

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The 90s nostalgia craze is starting to perturb me a little — and that’s a thing that is unfortunate since we’re likely just getting started. You see, I was raised on the center rail between 80s and 90s culture in that I was born in 1982 (I’m like the Blade of eras, I can walk in the light and the dark.), so while I have a soft spot for some of the reboots of these inherently 1993ish things, others make me flip up my Dwayne Wayne sunglasses because of all the shade that I’m throwing… and I’m looking right the hell at you, Girl Meets World.

Hocus Pocus is another shade-worthy item for me, though to be fair, it’s not entirely the fault of this live-action family-horror-comedy from Disney about a trio of witches (Otto Titsling historian Bette Midler, a post Square Pegs/pre-Miami Rhapsody Sarah Jessica Parker and a Mo Gaffney-free Kathy Najimy) that are brought back from the dead to wreak havoc on a Massachusetts town. No, the fault lies with an impervious VHS copy of Hocus Pocus and my little sister, who at the age of 8 qualified as one of the youngest practitioners of the Ludovico technique. Poor 12 year old me. I vomit anytime I see a schmaltzy Disney film now.

By the way, Tina Fey is producing a sequel to the film.  (more…)

Black Says ‘Predator’ Flick Not a Reboot, a Sequel

- 06-25-14Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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It appears that fate has heard you, Bastards. When our own Mark Poynter posted last night that Iron Man 3 director Shane Black and his Monster Squad writing partner Fred Dekker were working on a reboot of Predator, some of you questioned the logic of rebooting a perfectly viable franchise that’s already laid a tremendous amount of ground work. Black, as it turns out, agrees. One website reached out to Black who refined yesterday’s announcement to declare that his Predator film will be an “inventive sequel” rather than a pointless reboot. (more…)

Your First Real Look at Splinter & Shredder from ‘TMNT’ Reboot

- 06-02-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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A few months back, the trailer for the new Jonathan Liebesman-directed, Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake was released, and instant fan reaction to the look of these rebooted Turtles was, ahem, not kind. What was missing from the equation was a real good look a the Turtles’ mentor Splinter, and their arch-nemesis The Shredder. Prepare to get your first, real decent look at the characters in the upcoming big studio feature. (more…)

Muchetti Leaves ‘Mummy’ Remake; Creative Differences Cited as Reason

- 05-07-14Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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If I had a nickel every time someone in Hollywood didn’t do something because of “creative differences”… The latest casualty of the oldest excuse in Tinseltown is The Mummy reboot, the movie that’s supposed to launch a shared-universe kind of franchise featuring the classic Universal Studios monsters. This isn’t the first roadblock hit by the franchise-in-waiting, but it is the latest, and it’s likely to make the launch of the Monster-verse (trademark pending) delayed even further. (more…)

Phantom Reboot! Billy Zane Hair Appreciation Gallery! News for the Dutch!

- 05-01-14Comics, Film Posted by Jason Tabrys

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Who is the Phantom man? Phantom man is not a super hero in the sense of superness. No powers. No dance moves. Motherfucker got no funk! But the Phantom man is strong. The Phantom man is smart. The Phantom man is hero. The Phantom man can do better all by himself!

Mark Gordon is allegedly going to reboot The Phantom according to INTERNET RUMOR FROM WEBSITE. No writer or director or star or craft service company yet attached. Phantom created in 1930s by Lee Falk who wears an ascot in his Wikipedia picture. Also, he is dead.

Phantom about hero lineage that begins in 1500s all the way to now. Kit Walker’s great great great great great great great great great pop pop’s pop pop’s pop pop wears great masks, grape pants, and grape top. He fights evil and wears a skull like Elmyra had on Tiny Toons. Phantom man does not fight an evil like Elmyra. No match.

Elmyra was voiced by Cree Summer, she played Penny’s voice in Inspector Gadget cartoon and played not a cartoon in A Different World. She’s pretty great.  (more…)

Tone for ‘FF’ Reboot Somewhere Between ‘Chronicle’ and ‘Spider-Man’

- 04-21-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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There are a lot of questions about the upcoming reboot of Fantastic Four, including will it suck, or will it blow? Kidding aside though, what fans really want to know is what kind of Fantastic Four movie they’re going to get tone-wise speaking; is it going to be moody and serious like The Dark Knight, bombastic and cheery like The Avengers, or out-right silly and over the top like The Mask? Writer/producer Simon Kinberg recently shed some light on the subject. (more…)

Evans Talks About Passing the (Human) Torch to Jordan

- 04-02-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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Before he was Captain America, actor Chris Evans played hero as the Human Torch in Tim Story’s two Fantastic Four movies. Now you may have heard that they’re rebooting the FF with a new cast, new director and new film, and in that film one Michael B. Jordan will get his flame on to play one-fourth of the titular quartet. You may have also heard there was some controversy about Jordan’s casting because, you know, he’s (checks the immediate vicinity for people eavesdropping)… Black. So during some recent press for the latest Captain America movie, The Winter Soldier, Evans was asked how he feels about passing the, ahem, torch to Jordan. (more…)

Arnold is Really Excited About New ‘Terminator’

- 03-03-14Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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Meanwhile, from the movies-no-one-asked-for file comes new comments from actor Arnold Schwarzenegger in regards to the latest attempt to reboot a franchise, Terminator: Genesis. The movie, which is slated to begin shooting sometime late next month under the direction of Alan Taylor, has apparently got the man who the first Terminator made a star very excited about the opportunity, and why not, because he probably made a bundle for pledging to return to the franchise even before a single draft of screenplay had been written. Should we take Arnold’s comments to the bank, or will he be one of the few to cash a check on this? Read on… (more…)