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Snowpiercer

After numerous delays and the threat of a Weinstein-supervised trim to appease fly-over state audiences in America, Bong Joon-ho’s Snowpiercer is finally primed to be released into American theaters in its original cut. To hype the film up (and ride on the coattails of star Chris Evans’ recent mega-hit Captain America: The Winter Soldier), The Weinsteins have smartly released a new red-band trailer, highlighting some of the picture’s nastier moments.

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It’s more fun and dismemberment with Mexico’s most-feared ex-Federale, Machete in Machete Kills, the follow-up to the grindhouse-esque tribute film by Robert Rodriguez, which is in theaters on October 11. To get you warmed up for the film, a new red band trailer has just been posted to the internet, and IGN is bringing it you, via us.

So what wonders does it contain? Well, there’s some prime slices of ham courtesy of Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson for one, at least two kills by chopper blade, as well as some, uh, high-caliber gun work courtesy of Sofia Vergara.

But why take my word for it, roll the trailer below to take a look:

Machete Kills, starring Danny Trejo and veritable ton of the hottest women in Hollywood, is out on October 11th.

Source: IGN

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Kick-Ass 2, sequel to the 2010 adaptation of the ultra-violent comic series written by Mark Millar and drawn by John Romita Jr., comes to theatres August 16th, after surviving a delay in its release and Jim Carrey‘s baffling celebrity anti-gun protest.

If you’re as excited to experience the continued adventures of Kick-Ass, Hit Girl, and friends as I am, then take a look at the uncensored “Red-Band” featurette below. Coming to you via IGN–with all the blood, violence, testicular trauma, and naughty language intact:

Source: /Film

It’s a pretty sad world when a movie called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter seems more badass than the last five straight-up vampire movies that have been released, but there it is…

And here is the wicked new red band trailer for ALVH, which features lots of blood and mid-air decapitations. Also it features a pretty villainous sounding Rufus Sewell  as Lincoln’s vampire nemesis. Take a look at the new trailer courtesy of IGN below:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, adapted by Seth Grahame-Smith from his own novel and directed by Timur Bekmambetov and produced by Tim Burton, stars Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jimmi Simpson, Robin McLeavy, Alan Tudyk and Rufus Sewell. It will be in theaters on June 22, 2012.

Source: Coming Soon

Well, it was bound to happen. Seth Grahame-Smith‘s upcoming  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has spawned the POTUS-Ass-Kicking-The-Supernatural genre. Wait, maybe it was the awesome paintings by Jason Heuser (SharpWriter on DeviantArt) featuring former leaders of the free world fighting tigers, grizzlies, bigfoot… regardless. Get ready for FDR: American Badass from Director Garrett Brawith and writer Ross Patterson.

FDR rides a ‘wheelchair of death’ to stop the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.

There is so much about World War Two that I never knew. I have to assume this is a factual docudrama about Americas war time president, since it stars Golden Globe winner Barry Bostwick in the title role.

Hit the jump for the NSFW red band (seriously, there are a lot of no-no words head so put some headphones on), Your move History Channel.

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‘Fright Night’ Clip Dump

Craig Gillespie‘s remake of the 1985 cult classic, Fright Night opens this weekend. So of course, in good ‘ole promotional fashion the internet has been inundated with clips. Collected here for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure, I dunno, vampires might not be your thing) is a bunch of clips which have been released this week.

In this cavalcade of clips, available below the cut, you’ll see David Tennant as a vampire-slaying badass, Colin Farrel as the smarmy vamp in an awesome red band clip, as well as Toni Collete playing cool mom to Anton Yelchin.

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He’s lean, mean and he’s no Arnold Schwarzenegger, but Jason Momoa IS the new Conan the Barbarian. Directed by Marcus Nispel, the latest feature from Lionsgate has released their Red-Band trailer for the sword swinging barbarian and it’s definitely something else. Sword play, violence and no one-liners, it’s almost like heaven, but with liquor and wenches. I for one an amped for this action fest, I think it looks true to the character. Other bastards here DO NOT think the same. Luke Gallagher thought it looked like “Conan got tossed in a blender with ‘The Mummy’ and Van Helsing'”. What do you think? Are you pumping your fist in the air, or do you hold the original Conan flick to such high regard that you cannot allow yourself to enjoy this?

Also starring Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan, Saïd Taghmaoui, Ron Perlman, Leo Howard, Steve O’Donnell, Raad Rawi Fassir, Nonso Anozie, Bob Sapp and Milton Welsh.

Click on the image below to watch the trailer on Facebook, yes you have to watch it on Facebook

The R-rated fantasy action film hits 3D and 2D theaters August 19th.

Via: Geek Tyrant

Your Highness – Red Band Trailer – Oh Yeah!

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Finally a red band trailer that really delivers. The last red band trailer I looked at for Paul made me wonder why the powers that be even bothered making one. Your Highness at least brought it with the Nymph “Booby trap” gag. I was sure I would only be seeing Your Highness for the scene shot below.

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It seems that Natalie is ready to have some fun, even if it’s at her expense. I am hoping that we have seen most of the masturbation gags already and there are more inside fantasy story jokes to be had. I love a good balls or masturbation joke as the next 12 year old but as demonstrated by Transformers II there is a limit.

The film has a “Want to see” of 86 rating over at Rotten Tomatoes today, the movie opens April 8th starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, and Zooey Deschanel.

Check out the red band trailer for Your Highness below, NSFW because of booby traps and such.

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