Nerdy Bits: Get Your King Joffrey Shooting Targets, ‘Avengers’ Cocktails, Portal Your Way Through ‘Street Fighter II’ and MOAR!

- 05-23-12Cool Stuff, Funny Videos, TV, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Custom Aperture Science gas-mask . You know, for those times when a malicious artificially intelligent computer system tries to kill you with Neurotoxin. [deviantART]

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New York Toy Fair 2012: Toys, Toys and Oh Yeah, More Toys

- 02-13-12Cool Stuff, Featured Posted by NickBungay

Every year hundreds of manufacturers, distributors, and sales agents from around the globe gather in one location to showcase their toy and entertainment products for the coming year.

You know what that means?

It’s time for the international New York Toy Fair. If there was one place where you could let your inner child go absolutely crazy it would be here. With over a thousand exhibitors, it’s hard not to.

There are all types of toys to choose from, classic toys from yesteryear, new movie tie-in toys, and toys for all ages, brought forth from the wacky minds of the toy masters at Mattel, Lego, Hasbro and many, many more. These are the products that will be hitting store shelves everywhere all year long that may flop, or become the hottest must have toy for Christmas.

Take a stroll through the New York Toy Fair courtesy of NerdBastards “Gallery of Toys” below and let your fellow NerdBastards know which are keepers and which will clutter store shelves until their thrown into the 50% off bin in the comments section below.

In the gallery below you will find images for:

-Marvel and DC ‘Super Hero’ LEGO sets. (via)
-Lord of the Rings LEGO Set (via)
-Playmates new line of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles line of action figures, vehicles and playsets (via)
-Bane and Catwoman Figures from Movie Masters (via)
-Mattel’s latest additions to their Ghostbusters line (via)
-Mattel’s DCU, Justice League, Young Justice and More (via)
-Mattel’s Voltron Line (via)
-Mattel’s newest addition to their massive Master of the Universe line (via)
-Batman Arkham City Figures from Square Enix (via)
-E.T., Rocky, Predator and other figures from NECA (via)
-HASBRO’s ‘Avengers’ Line(via)
-HASBRO’s reintroduction to Marvel Legends (via)

AND MORE!

For further details, including figure specs and release dates please hit up the respective via links

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Yo! Sylvester Stallone Producing ‘Rocky’ Musical

- 11-21-11Film, WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

Rocky is by far my favorite film franchise. Hell,  eye of the tiger is my sex background music. Every time I climb a mild to moderate hill I throw my hands in the air and scream “DRAGO!!!!” I’m sure I’m not the only one. Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky, the southpaw underdog with an iron jaw, is  a pop culture hero. If the average American isn’t fucking to eye of the tiger,  they’re working out to it.  The films (except for the 5th one, which sucked farts) are emotional, motivational and inspirational. Need to pump yourself up, then watch the training montage in Rocky IV. Need to watch a good movie for the sake of watching a good movie, then watch Rocky 1. No matter the reason, no matter how many times you watch em’, these flicks never get old. With that said would your appreciation of Rocky be improved or ruined if the characters emotional journey was retold via a musical? Yea that’s right…jazz hands, show tunes and boxing. Sounds crazy enough to work!

The Hollywood Reporter writes that Stallone is set to produce, along with the Klitschkos and producer Kevin King Templeton (The Expendables). Tony Award-winning Producers writer Thomas Meehan is set to pen the story, with Alex Timbers (Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson) directing. Lyricist Lynn Ahrens and composer Stephen Flaherty — frequent collaborators who won Tonys for their work on Ragtime — will provide the music, which will include several songs from the Rocky films including “Eye of the Tiger,” “Gonna Fly Now,” and “Take You Back.” In addition, the Klitschkos will be on hand to train the as-yet-uncast lead actor in the sport.

While the original films revolve primarily around, y’know, boxing, Stallone says the musical will focus more heavily on the romantic angle of the tale. “At the end of the day, Rocky is a love story and he could never have reached the final bell without Adrian,” Stallone explained. “To see this story coming to life on a musical stage makes me proud. And it would make Rocky proud.”

Budgeted at $15 million, Rocky: The Musical will have its world debut, in German, in Hamburg November 2012. Stallone plans to then take an English version of the musical on the road to stages worldwide.

I’m such a fan of Rocky that Stallone can manufacturer any related product and I’ll gladly fork over my cash for it. I’m also privy to showtunes, so this is a win-win for me. While I am bit blinded with fan-boy-ism, I do think the material lends itself well to musical theater. Athletic dance numbers. Sweeping love story. Corny yes, but it could work.

What do you think?

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

10 Cheesy-Yet-Infectious Songs from Action Movies

- 11-03-11Featured, Film Posted by Allison Babka
There are a lot of bad movies floating around, and there are a lot of bad songs that go along with them. Action films — particularly those from the 1980s — have many of the worst soundtracks, and yet some of our most iconic verses have come from Rocky, The Karate Kid and so forth. Did any of the Members Only-jacket-wearing producers at the time know this would happen? Of course not. Will they take credit for our love of cheesy lyrics and guitar solos? Absolutely.
 
After the jump, check out 10 oddly mesmerizing songs from the action films of yesteryear. Fair warning: these songs will suck up valuable brain space, and you’ll be singing them for hours.

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Top 10 Characters in Nerd Cinema That Can Take a Beating

- 08-24-11Featured, Film Posted by Mark Poynter

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Think you can take a punch? Maybe you can, but then maybe you just think you can. The characters on today’s list have a proven track record of taking a beating and rising up to get beat on again and again. There will be blood, oh yes there will be blood. So read this list you little girly men and women, because you can’t take the punishment these characters take. Not and keep that wonderfully cheery Nerd Bastard disposition, but don’t worry, as the Black Knight is often quoted, “It’s only a flesh wound!”

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DVD Tuesday 10/5/10: Here’s Some New Movies & Here’s A Crap Ton Of Old Movies!

- 10-05-10Featured, Film, TV Posted by Thomas Landry

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What’s up bastards! Here we are with the first Tuesday for the month of October and it seems business is picking up as we got five movies that we either recommend as a BUY, RENT, or a PASS. Two of the movies are reboots in which one may be worth watching and the other can just burn for its existence (you’ll see what I did there). We also have another movie that may be worth your time, one that is just there, and another that has the concept of ass to mouth.

That’s not it folks as we have what may be the most STACKED list of Old Movies Are New. How stacked you ask? Well it’s a list of 31 releases and I’m sure there is something you wouldn’t mind upgrading the hi-def version of. We also got the TV Show DVD section that consist not only two Syfy shows but a Doctor Who animated feature. So what are you waiting for? Check what came out after the jump and see if there is something you want!

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I Pity the Fools Who Don’t Check Out These 13 Mr. T Vids

- 09-23-10Featured, Funny Videos Posted by Allison Babka
He ain't jumpin' outta no plane.

He ain't jumpin' outta no plane.

Back in our parents’ day, there was a song called “A Town Without Pity.” It was a decent song, but I kept wondering why someone WOULDN’T want pity? Having pity means that Mr. T is around, with his pitying every fool he meets! So in honor of his “jibbah jabbah,” enjoy these 11… no, 12… no, 13 clips from Mr. T’s television appearances.

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- 09-21-09Cool Stuff Posted by Zach Lawrence

Rocky 1 Italian Stallion Black T-shirt.Rocky 1 Logo T-shirt.

Rocky 1 Crap Thunder T-shirt.Rocky 1 Gray Logo T-shirt.

Slingshottshirts.com is a badass site with a ton of different shirts, from bands, to cartoons, to….Oh Yea! Movies! Rambo, Evil Dead, you name it! These Rocky shirts are prime example of what they got going. Hit the Spike to view more, and before long you can be NOT picking up chicks in your vintage style movie T!

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