Nerdy Bits: Body Painted Supergirl, Ginormous NES Controller, 7 Stages of Skyrim Addiction, 64 Different Horror Films in 5 Minutes and MOAR!

- 01-19-12Cosplay, Film, Funny Videos, Videogames, WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: So here’s a fantasy girl who has Superman’s logo painted on her tits. I think anything I type here is completely unnecessary because, unless you’re George Takei, you’re not looking at anything past her tits. So, I’m just gonna say…kebert xela, blabberin blatherskite, timey whimey, snozberry, dingle dangle. [VoyeurWeb]

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Hot Chicks in Batman Shirts, It Must Be My Birthday

- 12-15-10Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay Posted by Luke Gallagher

(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

How can a beautiful woman be made better without using photoshop or voodoo to “enhance” her figure, the answer may surprise you.  (Not really since you’ve already finished reading the title)

Thanks to Batman any woman can become 10 times hotter then she already is and it’s hard to be better than 100% beautiful. The page hotchickwithbatmanshirts.tumblr.com once again proves that if you can think of it Tumblr must have it. It’s like their part of the ‘clean’ rules of the internet, as in rule 88: Any superhero shirt will make a woman sexy to nerds (and non-nerds). Don’t let the name fool you though, it’s not just about Batman being on a shirt, he’s on a few pairs of underwear and other pieces of clothing too. If you don’t mind seeing a sexy young woman wearing Gotham city’s protector on their body then this is right up your alley, just don’t bring your parents (we don’t need another Bat person just yet).

See some of these Bat beauties after the jump.

She Even Has Red Shoes! ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Burlesque [NSFW]

- 10-25-10Cosplay, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

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(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

Every Halloween college girls around the nation blend something childlike with a twist of smut to turn every male into a drooling buffoon (and that’s before the alcohol). Well burlesque dancer Ginger La Rouge (rawr) took “The fastest thing Alive” and made him, now her (not that I’m complaining) into a classy act.

This is a NSFW video, so just put the kids outside for a few minutes (or till you done hitting play):

Nice touch with the chaos emeralds, real crowd pleaser. Still would have liked to seen Tails tease the crowd though.

Comic-Con Girls (California Gurls Parody)

- 07-19-10Funny Videos Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Greeting fan boys and geek girls. Roll that 18 sided day. We’re gonna embark on a master quest“. That is the opening lyric to “Comic Con Girls, a “California Gurls” by Katy Perry parody (wow, say that 3 times fast). It’s all about a geek’s favorite type of girl…Comic-Con Girls. And, it is by far the best Comic-Con vid on YouTube. Fun video, great costumes, good singing and great play on lyrics. Oh, and did we mention BABES?!?! It was put together by the hilarious bastards from ScreenTeam and Filmbadgers.

You know you love those Comic Con Girls. What better way to celebrate them than with a Katy Perry/Snoop Dogg parody?

source: blacknerdcomedy

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