A woman dressed as She-Hulk is sought by UK Police in connection with a violent assault outside the Blake street McDonald’s in York. The green colored woman, believed to be a 5ft 8in tall white woman in her late teens or early twenties under all that green body paint, is suspected in an assault on a 17 year old York girl who was left with bruising to her face and a black eye after the attack.

Police report that the incident occurred just after 3am on Friday, April 26 outside the McDonald’s, a known neighborhood hot spot of incidents of drunken revelry and violent incidents. The North Yorkshire Police report 122 incidents connected to that McDonald’s over the last 17 months.

So many incidents in fact that the City of York Council held hearings and revoked McDonald’s 24 hour operation license and required the fast food restaurant to shut down after midnight during the week and at 1AM on Fridays, Saturdays, Bank Holidays, and Race-days.

“This appears to have been a wholly unprovoked assault. Thankfully the injuries were not too severe. However, the outcome could have been far more serious.

If you witnessed the assault or can identify the woman I need to speak to about this incident, I ask that you contact the police or Crimestoppers straight away.”

The pictures were gathered from the York CCTV system which consists of 78 cameras positioned at various locations around the city. They serve the dual purpose of assisting traffic management and promoting community safety.

Anyone who can help the police with their inquiries is asked to phone PC Hunter on 101 or email yorkcid@northyorkshire.pnn.police.uk

Seriously, someone out there knows this person or took a picture of her at some point that day. What’s the first thing a person these days does when they see a green skinned woman on the street? Take out their phone and snap a picture. There’s probably some UK Facebook page with tons of pictures from that nights escapade.

Via: Yorkpress

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: I always thought Rachel Weisz was smashing. Seeing her depicted as She-Hulk, though,  adds new meaning to the word, don’t you think? [CBM]

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The picture above is this NerdBastard’s thought on Angie Harmon (Rizzoli & Isles) as She-Hulk after a rage induced rampage, you know, just like when Bruce Banner wakes up alone, with only a stretched pair of purple pants to keep him company.

Angie’s tweeter fans have kn0wn of Harmon’s desire to play She-Hulk and her love of the Avengers Movie. Angie posted a picture of her She-Hulk smashes sidewalk pose and a fan color-tweaked and re-posted the picture.

This NerdBastard will readily agree that the picture isn’t very sexy or She-Hulk-y besides the coloring . . . rip the shirt and skirt . . . and longer hair would go a long way to making the cut, but when I checked out some of Angie’s pictures online this NerdBastard does think she could pull of the Jennifer Walters part of the She-Hulk character.

Harmon had this to say about the character:

“I have to be her,” Harmon said. “You don’t understand. I have to be her. It’s the best quote ever when The Hulk turns around and goes ‘I’m always angry.’ I was like, Ohmygod! I stood up in the theater and literally cheered. I did.”

And she’d be fine wearing She-Hulk’s skimpy costume? 

”I would rock that like there is no tomorrow. I would kill that outfit. I’d put these 36Cs on display. Boom!” she said. “And what about her libido? That’s my favorite part. She-Hulk, bed! She-Hulk, screw! Can you imagine? Then she just picks him up and throws him around the room like the Hulk did with the bad guy. [Makes smashing noises.] But apparently, she’s normal size.” Well, no role is perfect.

Via: EW.com

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A topic that comes up in comic book circles a lot these days and always seems to spark debate is the usage of the female form. Yes, you’re average superheroine rather endowed. Stacked in the baszoomba’s department. The healthy owner of some sweater puppies, sweater puppies for justice I might add.

Now? They are also gazongas working for an even nobler cause. Artists Maisa Chaves has created this awesome ad campaign for the Associação da Luta Contra o Cancer (ALCC) in Mozambique promoting breast cancer awareness. I’m guessing the lack of Marvel and DC logos mixed with not seeing the full face of the heroes is to circumvent any legal problems and for the record I hope neither of the companies make a stink about it.

No, I am not just perving over superhero boobs, ok… maybe I am  a little, but I am also saying its for a great cause. I can do that and perv at the same time. Damn it. I’ve got all four after the jump, and say what you will they certainly are eye catching.
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This week, we’ll be looking at the top 10 female comic book characters’ asses. Obviously, how nice the ass is depends on the artist drawing it… and they’re all going to be perfect — so, technically, this is a list of the top 10 chubby-inducing female comic book characters with lots of (often fan-made) asstastic pictures. But, hey, let’s roll with it!

10. Mystique

The mutant shapeshifter from the X-Men Universe definitely makes the list, especially considering that she essentially has full reign over the physical appearance of her body parts, which I’m sure could come in handy.

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Have you female nerds and geeks ever wanted to truly look like a Marvel female superhero? While may not be physically possible (have you looked at them recently? They all must be missing some ribs/vital organs), you can achieve the effect thanks to some new official Marvel products.

Marvel has just unveiled a brand new pajama line guaranteed to bring those wishes to life!

Featuring Spider-Girl, She-Hulk, Black Widow, Emma Frost from the X-Men, and American Dream (a female version of Captain America), these pajamas are sure to excite any geek girl and boy for the low price of $24.99 plus shipping.

Remember, it is never too early to plan for birthdays and Christmas!

Check out the pictures below of the geektastic pajamas!

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Growing up I have seen many TV sets that have some theme, like a Spongebob or Disney Princess theme (which BTW, check out todays list of Doable Disney Princesses), and I felt bad for one friend who was always got hand downs from his older brother and sister and ended up getting his sisters Barbie Theme TV/VCR set. Well, too bad we are not kids of today because these HDTV will totally redeem that Barbie crap he had in his room. RTC23 is releasing a line of LCD & LED HDTV that features Marvel Super Heroes. Not only does the frame of the TV shows the character but when you turn the TV on as well, you see the featured Marvel Super Hero. The TV comes in various of sizes and the price ranges from $338.88 (22″ LCD) – $1988.88 (46 ” LED). You’ll notice that Spider-Man is missing from the bunch, in which, you can thank Sony for that. Check after the break to look at other Marvel Themed TVs. (more…)

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This is not our Sexy Cosplay of The Week, (Done every Fri. afternoon BTW) far from it. However we felt the need to post this as a warning. If you are a fatty, butter face and or are disproportionate in some areas then perhaps bodypaint cosplay is not for you. FYI cosplay is when folks dress up as their favorite characters of pop culture either from movies, T.V., comics and so on. Case in point. The quartet of fugly in this display of nudy cosplay will do nothing short of make your genitals sad. We apologize for being harsh. It takes balls to put ones self out there like this. However, just because you can doesn’t mean you should. We’re not going to beat up on these girls anymore because that would just be mean but I don’t think any of us will ever look at The Phoenix, Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk and Emma Frost the same again.

NSFW (not safe for work) image after the jump.

source: geekologie

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