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Set Your Phasers To Pain?

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Have you ever wondered how to give a girl an orgasm? I finally figured out the key. It has nothing to do with something called a “g spot”, whatever the hell that is. All you have to do is plop your girl in front of this hilarious Spock remix and she’ll be screaming in no time. But that’s best case scenario, considering you even have a girlfriend. Look I know it’s hard out there for a pimp, or so the song says, but there’s no reason you can’t enjoy this video. Seeing Nimoy’s face, while not necessarily screaming but in agony, saying “pain” 48 times, yea, I counted, was nothing short of EPIC.  Almost as epic as Shatner’s video for “Rocket Man”, I still get chills. Massive Kudos to the video’s creator, Jayenkai. Check out Jayenkai’s profile on youtube.com!

Ten Disturbing Works of Star Trek Fan Art

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There’s a world of horrible artwork out there in the realm of Star Trek fan art. I’m sure I missed some amazing examples, but I really do need some sun after scouring the internet for hours on hours for my picks for the worst. Go grab a glass of Romulan Ale and enjoy a little stroll through this fan art gallery.

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Spock Has Gone Black. And My Hypothesis Remains,May Never Return

Hate the Playa, not the Game. Via io9 (more…)