Nerdy Bits: Sexy Metal Gear Cosplay, Weird Batman Car Seat, Did Stan Lee Pee Himself, Movies Vs. Real Life, and MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

CrystalCosfx cosplaying as Metal Gear‘s Solid Snake. SNAAAAAKE!! [CBM]

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‘Thor: The Dark World’ Update: First Poster Storms Onto Internet

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News from the production of director Alan Taylor‘s Thor: The Dark World went kinda gone “dark” lately compared to many other Marvel movies, but today we’ve got a new movie poster for the Thunder God’s sequel. This poster is all Thor, hopefully we’ll get some more teasers as we gear up for next week’s release of the movie’s first trailer on April 23rd.

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Chris Hemsworth has really grown into this role, just look at him. He is everything the classic comic book Thor should look like. I’m really hoping we see Thor really let loose his full powers in this movie. This movie shows us what Thor is up to after The Avengers.

Thor: The Dark World also stars Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, Idris Elba, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kat Dennings, Ray Stevenson, Zachary Levi, Tadanobu Asano and Jaimie Alexander with Rene Russo and Anthony Hopkins as Odin, the film is set for release on November 8, 2013.

Via: Comingsoon

Nerdy Bits: Amazing Spider-Beard, Iron Man Armor iPhone Cover, Hoptimus Prime Beer, Stan Lee Parkour Master, and MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Ever wonder why you never see Spider-Man with a beard? This is why. It’s the one draw back to having radioactive spider blood. [ObviousWinner]

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Stan Lee’s Annihilator Superhero Coming to the Screen

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We all know Stan Lee as one of the creative minds behind some of the best-known super hero personas in the business.  But Lee didn’t stop making stuff up once he left Marvel.  He has continued to create new characters and stories and now it looks like one of those “others”, the Annihilator, will be making his way to the screen.

The Annihilator’s back-story is that he’s a Chinese ex-prisoner given the super-soldier upgrade by the U.S. government.  They boost his genetics and give him a bunch of nifty animal powers.  He then sets out with said powers on a quest to beat the bad guys.

The project is being produced by Barry Josephson (Bones) and the script was put together by Dan Gilroy (The Bourne Legacy).  Other than that, no details are as-of-yet known.

 

Thanks to /film for the heads-up.

Stan Lee Rants His Solutions to the Endings of ‘Batman’, ‘Inception’, and ‘Star Wars’

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If you know Stan Lee, then you probably know that he does a series by the name of ‘Stan’s Rants’, in which he presents viewers with various tirades on various subjects of import to him.  Now, the vocal super hero creator does his own ‘How It Should Have Ended’, discussing the way certain films might have been improved via a finale overhaul.  Check out what Stan has to say on the movies Inception, Batman and Star Wars: A New Hope, as well as a nice little solution to the Star Wars Episodes I-III issue.

Thanks to GeekTyrant for the heads-up.

Marvel Movie Mania Update: Adam Sandler And Jim Carey ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Rumor

The Mighty Marvel Movie Rumor Mill is still cranking out interesting little tidbits about their upcoming movie, Guardians of the Galaxy. The lead role of Peter Quill/Starlord is still open and now names like Wes Bentley, Chris Lowell, and Cam Gigandet have entered the discussion.

In a move reminiscent of a Stan Lee‘s “Stan’s Soapbox,” where Stan would pontificate and throw out future project ideas to see what would get a reader response, word from the Marvel camp (Via Latino Review) is that Marvel is looking at two big name comedic actors to take on the roles of Rocket Raccoon and Groot. Who might that be you ask? Jim Carey and Adam Sandler.

Marvel is asking for the availability of both Jim Carrey AND Adam Sandler!

It’s not a bad idea really, add a well known name to not so well known comic book team. The question becomes, would either of those two consider the role and how well would they handle it? Between those two I would want Jim Carey, he has a lot of experience with voice work and comic book movies like Batman and Robin and his upcoming role in Kick Ass 2. I’ve often thought he might BE an alien, so thinking about him playing one is not much of a step to take.

Let’s not forget that The Walking Dead‘s Micheal Rooker, who’s worked with Guardians of the Galaxy‘s director James Gunn before, wouldn’t mind playing that rascally Rocket Raccoon as well.

If you’re worried about an overly comedic actor taking on the role, just check out what Gunn was able to do with “comedian” Rainn Wilson in Super. The tension and comedy of that movie performance was electric, Gunn could recreate that with whichever actor finally gets the role. Gunn seems to have that magical ability to draw additionally unknown talent out of his actors.

Via: Latino Review

 

Nerdy Bits: Catwoman Cosplay, Grump Cat Hat, Every Stan Lee Cameo Ever, The One Ring Plot Solved in 9 Panels, And MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Liz Katz cosplaying as Catwoman. She makes a better looking Catwoman than Anne Hathaway did in Nolan’s Dark Knight Rises; and I’m sure my opinion has nothing to do with the difference in sweater puppy sizes.    [CBM]

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Nerdy Bits: William Shatner Tweets to Space – Gets Response, A Batcave Under Downton Abbey?, A Very Ood Proposal, and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: If you’re not already following Sir Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) on Twitter, this is the kind awesome you’re missing. Prof. Xavier stumbling upon a real Xavier school. [Nerd Approved]

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The BastardCast vs The FINAL PODCAST (of 2012)

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We survived! The genuine, accept no substitutes BastardCast crushed the Christmapocalypse and this week we’re back to talk about an Amazing Spider-Man, an Astonishing Stan Lee, and a Re-Employed Gail Simone. Following that, the boys continue their shameless public felating of Kevin Smith (He isn’t hiring any more “friends” Jeremy!), discuss the Django Unchained linguistic hullabaloo, the chances of building an actual Enterprise, asteroids, and pirates and the films that they love.

After that, Jeremy and Jason welcome back Anne Sisk and Steven Sautter to discuss the great war between digital comics and paper comics and the future of the comic industry and then we introduce the HALL OF EXCELLENCE and induct a man who ate everything on the Hobbit menu at Dennys… may he rest in peace.

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All that and MOAR (Which is not a word!) on The Bastardcast!

The Bastardcast, people actually listen to this shit.

Nerdy Bits: Dock Your Phone on the Iron Throne, Oh Chemistree!, Dumb Ways to Die in ‘The Walking Dead’, The Hobbit Games, and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: We do our best to feature the sexiest cosplay the internet has to offer, but even we can be caught off guard by some truly jaw-dropping costumes. Rei-Doll‘s Poison Ivy looks as if she’s stepped right off the page! And yet, she’s all woman. [Fashionably Geek]

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