Nerdy Bits: Pulp Star Wars, Jon Snow is a Bad Boyfriend, Captain America Moisturizer and MOAR!!!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Artist Timothy Anderson re-imagined Star Wars as pulp fiction, the genre, not the movie (although that would be interesting!). You can purchase these fabulous prints right here. [Geeks Are Sexy] (more…)

Red Letter Media Strips Away All the Trek References in ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

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Red Letter Media is at it again, this time pointing out all the Star Trek references in the latest in the franchise, J.J. Abrams Star Trek into Darkness. The video goes much deeper than the glaringly obvious ones that everyone gets to point out other similarities and references used throughout the various franchise incarnations on television and the big screen.

If you haven’t seen Star Trek into Darkness yet you might want to wait until you do, there are severe spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned, so no whining about spoilers in the comments section.

If you’re at work you might want to put on the headphones or turn the sound down some. There’s a couple of word bombs that might cross the HR line for “at the office” viewing.

Enjoy.

Via: /Film

Nerdy Bits: Portal Bedroom, Star Trek Wine, Electrified Wolverine Claws, How People Reacted to Game of Thrones “Red Wedding”, and MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: I think I bent his wookie – Han Solo in carbonite light switch [Thisiswhyimbroke]

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‘Doctor Who’ Companion Karen Gillan Joins ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Cast

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Karen Gillan, a fan favorite Doctor Who companion for several seasons on the hit BBC show, has joined the cast of Marvel Studios’ upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy. The production is headed towards a late-June start date and will shoot on location in the U.K. with director James Gunn in charge.

The Guardians of the Galaxy casting has been in high gear with the recent casting of Glenn Close as the head of the Nova Corps. Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana and Dave Bautista lead the cast of Marvel’s space adventure movie, Gillan joins Lee Pace and Michael Rooker as the villains of the piece. While her character name/role have not been revealed yet, it’s widely thought that she will play the lead female villain.

The casting so far has been very interesting, bringing in actors and actresses from some of the most successful and fan-centric franchises. The Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Parks and Recreation associations will bring fans in fans from across the spectrum.

What do you think? What Marvel character is Gillan going to play?

Via: THR

Abrams Vet Kaplan Signs up for ‘Star Wars Episode VII’

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There was some talk earlier this week that J.J. Abrams was looking at hiring Jonathan Rhys-Meyers to play the lead in Star Wars Episode VII, but it seems that Abrams instead made a move behind the scenes on the project in the form of hiring costume designer Michael Kaplan.

Like Rhys-Meyers (Mission: Impossible III), Kaplan is an Abrams veteran who designed costumes for M:I3 and both Star Treks as well as Blade Runner, Fight Club and Pearl Harbor. Kaplan confirmed his involvement via Clothes on Film:

I am very excited to be working on Star Wars. I’m so looking forward to collaborating, once again, with JJ.

This is interesting news if your a fan of the artistic side of movie making. Kaplan did a great job updating the classic Trek uniforms for the new movies, so it will be interesting to see what he can do with the Wars archives. It will also be interesting to see what other Abrams regulars will also sign up for Episode VII: Michael Giacchino (composer)? Scott Chambliss (art director)? Dan Mindel (cinematographer)? I guess we’ll see.

Disney is still aiming to get Star Wars Episode VII in theaters by summer 2015.

Source: Geek Tyrant

For Your Viewing Pleasure: Deleted ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Benedict Cumberbatch Shower Scene

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J.J. Abrams was on Conan the other night and brought one of the first deleted scenes from Star Trek Into Darkness for our viewing pleasure. They discussed the recent heat Abrams and the movie have been taking for Alice Eve‘s underwear scene with Kirk ( Chris Pine). Apparently some people have their panties in a twist about Eve’s panties in the movie.

Conan goes on to label this, “The shower of Evil.” Take a look, then all you Cumberbitches can spend some time in your bunks.

Via: Deadline

‘Star Trek’ Double Bill: Abrams on ‘Star Trek 3′ & Lindelof & Burk on ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Spoilers

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At the time of this article Star Trek Into Darkness has earned over $91 million, just under the $93 million made in the first five-day of Star Trek‘s release. In the eyes of Paramount that’s an under par release. To fans this translates as no Star Trek 3, but to J.J. Abrams, that’s illogical.

Even with the director being brought under the wing of Lucasfilm and attaching himself to Star Wars: Episode VII, Abrams has said not to count out the likelihood of a future installment of Trek. A sentiment he continues to back up in a recent interview,

The idea of working with these people again would be a thrill and a privilege. One of the reasons I wanted to do the second one was so I had a chance to work with this cast and crew again…It really would depend if there’s a third movie that the studio wants to make. It would depend what the schedule was. Would I be open to it? Of course  I would.

Would they be open to it? Of course Paramount would, they’d be foolish not to set up something after production wraps on Episode VII. An opportunity to pair up Abrams, co-writer Damon Lindelof and the producer Bryan Burk once again shouldn’t be missed. And speaking of the duo, Lindelof and Burk recently sat down with Cinema Blend to discuss some of the finer points to the twists and turns of Into Darkness. Read on after the jump.
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Damon Lindelof Apologizes for the Gratuitous ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Scene of Alice Eve in Her Skivvies

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When preparing this article I considered for a moment using the image of Alice Eve from the scene in question, especially because it was soooo prevalent in every aspect of the film’s promotion. But I reconsidered, because one, even if you haven’t seen Star Trek Into Darkness you know exactly what scene we’re talking about, and two, maybe if we focus on Carol as a character and Alice as a person we can all understand why the scene’s inclusion was wrong.

I’ll also preface this with saying I’ve got no qualms with scantily clad women, there’s just a time and place for it. For example, Kirk in bed with two sexy, space kittens. I’m fine with it. J.J. Abram‘s Kirk is a player, a bit of a womanizer, and those women were used in that scene to demonstrate that point. Sure, it’s a tired, overused trope, but I can forgive it. Reducing Carol Marcus, brilliant scientist and weapons specialist, to nothing more than mere eye candy? That’s distasteful, and judging from how often we were bombarded with the image of Eve in her bra and panties, it’s how they wanted us to remember her. Sexy lady, not integral member of the crew.

Thankfully, I’m not the only who thought the scene was out of place and it’s been brought to screenwriter Damon Lindeloff‘s attention. And, gratefully, his response wasn’t defensive or angry, but understanding, and hopefully means he’ll work against something like this happening in the future. Lindelof tweeted (read from bottom top),

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And, in a MTV-hosted Q&A, the topic of the gratuitous underwear scene came up again, with Lindeloff responding,

Q: OK, down to the nitty gritty. I feel like I have to start with the biggest mystery/conversation that’s surrounded the film from the get go. Why is Alice Eve in her underwear at one point?

Lindeloff: Why is Alice Eve in her underwear, gratuitously and unnecessarily, without any real effort made as to why in God’s name she would undress in that circumstance? Well there’s a very good answer for that. But I’m not telling you what it is. Because… uh… MYSTERY?

Obviously, there is no good answer, which is why it’s a “mystery”. Maybe the flick’s creators were surprised to hear such outcry over this scene? That wouldn’t be all too surprising since scantily clad women with little to no effect on a film’s plot is the trend. A recent study by the University of Southern California Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism has shown that speaking roles for women in films have reached a five-year low, with men receiving over 70% of the speaking roles. And, as if that weren’t depressing enough, over 30% of female roles are usually depicted with at least some exposed skin or wearing sexually-revealing outfits. It’s a sorry state of affairs, and I’m sad Star Trek has to be included. Especially for a franchise that’s broken countless gender and racial stereotypes over its long history.

And would things have been better had the men of the Enterprise been given equal treatment? For me? Yes. Where was the scene of Kirk, McCoy, and Sulu stripping off their wetsuits? Y’know, Enterprise may not have been very good Star Trek, but I’ll give them credit for showing the whole crew, men and women, in their skivvies while in the decontamination chamber after an away mission.

Apparently there was a shirtless scene for villain Benedict Cumberbatch, but it never made it into the film. Why’s that, Lindeloff?

As for the shirtless scene… we scripted it, but I don’t think it ever got shot. You know why? Because getting actors to take their clothes off is DEMEANING AND HORRIBLE AND…

Oh.
Right.
Sorry.

My point, exactly.

What did you think of Eve’s revealing scene? Were you bothered by it? Did it come off as unnecessary?

Sources: IGN, MTV via The Mary Sue, Girl Talk HQ

Abrams’ and Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Master Plan

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When Disney lured J.J. Abrams to the dark side and offered him a chance to be the new blood that brought the flailing Star Wars franchise back to life, they put the reigns of the property firmly in his hands.  He and Disney are in the same boat when they’re thinking of the return to Star Wars as a chance to bombard the world with the series across many mediums.  As most know, they’re not just aiming at another three films, but looking toward television shows, spin-off movies and whatever else they can find to bare the Star Wars brand name.  And, as it turns out, Abrams may be the perfect man for the job, being as how this approach is more along the lines of what he wanted to do, but was unable to do, with the Star Trek world.

Apparently, Abrams had some far-reaching goals for Star Trek but the dual ownership of the property prevented him from going too far.  So even though there was a vision, Abrams was reigned in and unable to realize it.  With Star Wars, it’s all Disney in charge so Abrams can have the freedom he needs to expand the universe in every conceivable direction.  With the inspiration to create a massively overwhelming franchise already in his head, Abrams could get it done.

In essence, we may see Star Wars following in the footsteps of the Marvel properties, with three or four movies a year coming at us.  That’s in addition to television shows, theme parks and what-not.  And while this may be great for Abrams, giving him Feige-like status within the franchise, I have to wonder if we fans can really take that much Star Wars.

What do you folks think?  Do we want the world to be flooded with Star Wars, or will that much commitment to expanding the property just end up killing it?

 

Thanks to /film for the heads-up.

MOVIE REVIEW: Get Ready to Love/Hate ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

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There’s something you guys should know about me right away, before we even get in to talking about Star Trek Into Darkness. It’s gonna make some of you uncomfortable, and it might even make some of you distrust every single thing I say about this movie from here on, but it needs to be said, because you need to know the perspective from which I was approaching seeing this particular film. So brace yourselves, Trekkies. Take a deep breath. We’re all gonna get through this. Ready? OK: I loved J.J. Abrams’ first Star Trek movie. I mean, flat out, caveat-free, absolute love. I came out of that movie feeling refreshed and overjoyed and itching to see it again, and then of course I looked at the internet. I was sincerely baffled by all the hate some viewers threw at that flick. I thought they were nit-picking. I thought they were actively seeking reasons not to like it, instead of just sitting back and enjoying this new interpretation. “You don’t get to decide what ‘real’ Star Trek is,” I would argue. “It’s for everybody. It always has been. Just because the Kobayashi Maru scenes didn’t live up to your particular moral interpretation doesn’t mean it’s not a good movie,” I said. I embraced the popcorn exuberance of that film, and four years later I’m still unabashedly embracing it. I still love that movie. So, why am I telling you all of this? Because, Star Trek haters, after seeing Star Trek Into Darkness, I can finally feel your pain.

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