Nerdy Bits: Wonder Woman With a Chainsaw, Jon Snow Takes in a Hockey Game, Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars’ 7 Pitch Gets Animated, & MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: Relaxing after a long, hard day of collecting bounties, Boba Fett removes his helmet to reveal he’s a she!! Episode VII plot twist, guys. [The Chive]

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Nerdy Bits: Uses for Uruk-Hai Scimitar, Kratos Goddees of War Cosplay, Plush Mega Man Blaster, Battlestar Galacti-Friends, and MOAR!

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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Geeky girl uses a Uruk-Hai scimitar in ways it was never intended; like cutting bread, reaching for toilet paper, making the bed…etc. If you ever meet a girl with an above average interest in LotR like this, then you marry that girl! [GeeksAreSexy]

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Nerdy Bits: The Church of Gremlins, Mmm…Robocake, Rob Corddy on Zombie Acting, Epic Mario VS Luigi Brawl, and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Believe it or not but these Gremlin gargoyles cover a cathedral outside Nantes, France. My only question is, what happens when it rains? [ObviousWinner]

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Nerd Bastards 12 Days of Christmahanakwanzika – Day 2

While the flux-capacitor hasn’t been perfected, and we can’t help you fix any past holiday humbuggery, maybe we can help you get this holiday season off to a good start.

For the next 12 days (Dec 1st-12th), the staff of Nerd Bastards will be listing a few of their favorite nerdy things. Gadgets, doohickeys, thingamabobs and more – all sorts of  items that have been Nerd tested and Bastard approved.  Basically,  stuff you want, things you need, and everything you can’t have.

We hope you’ll  find some unique and nerdtastic gifts among our selections, and that they make their way under your tree, Menorah or Kwanzaa bush.

Hit the jump for Adam Donaldson’s list of nerdful things. Check back tomorrow for Jason Tabry’s list. To see archive of this feature, click HERE.

 

Speaking of Christmas, although that’s what this whole column – and yes – series of columns are about, let’s turn to something more of the Christmas toy persuasion. Now I’m a recent convert to Community, and because we’ve had to go upwards of seven months now without a new episode, you can relive the glory days with this set up figurines based on the 2010 Claymation-inspired Christmas special. And bonus, the NBC store now has them on for half price. Price: $49.99 from $99.65 [NBCUniversal Store]

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Nerd Bastards 12 Days of Christmahanakwanzika – Day 1

While the flux-capacitor hasn’t been perfected, and we can’t help you fix any past holiday humbuggery, maybe we can help you get this holiday season off to a good start.

For the next 12 days (Dec 1st-12th), the staff of Nerd Bastards will be listing a few of their favorite nerdy things. Gadgets, doohickeys, thingamabobs and more – all sorts of  items that have been Nerd tested and Bastard approved.  Basically,  stuff you want, things you need, and everything you can’t have.

We hope you’ll  find some unique and nerdtastic gifts among our selections, and that they make their way under your tree, Menorah or Kwanzaa bush.

Hit the jump for Luke Gallagher’s list of Nerdful things. Check back tomorrow for Adam Donaldson’s list. To see archive of this feature, click HERE.

Keep your desk tidy and pristine by sticking all your junk into the Deadpool pencil holder. Non hardcore fans might not want to see Deadpool in this state. It is part of Gentle Giant’s line of Marvel desk accessories and it comes with two shuriken-shaped erasers and a soft plastic arrow fletching for a pencil cap.  Price: $88.99 [Entertainment Earth]

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Nerdy Bits: Mary Jane w/Spider-Man Inspired Body Paint, Daleks For Sale, Make Your Own Mario Mushroom Burger, Gandalf Style And MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE:   This 1:4 scale He-Man sculpture was built by scratch by DeviantARTist EdgePang (aka EJ Pang). It brings a whole other level of brutality to the most powerful man in the universe. If a new He-man movie gets made, the studio needs to take design notes from Mr. Pang. [Geekologie]

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Nerdy Bits: Punxsutawny Phil’s Got a Message – Winter is Coming, ‘Back to the Future’ in LEGO, Are You Addicted to ‘Skryim’ And Need Help?, MILKMAN! and MOAR!

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

 

ABOVE: LEGO enthusiast Alex Jones has recreated the entire town sqaure of Back to the Future‘s Hill Valley. To view more images jump to /Film. It’s insanely detailed. This guys clearly has a way with LEGO bricks. Can you turn that into a lucrative job? LEGO expert? Because I’ve got some bins in the basement and uh…

 

Because who doesn’t either want or rather need a statue of The Hulk taking a massive shit? [ObviousWinner]

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Stuff You Want, Things You Need & Everything You Can’t Have! – By Guest Writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com

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Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for your collecting pleasure. Now, get your credit cards ready and be prepared to shop!

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Stuff You Want, Things You Need & Everything You Can’t Have! “For the Ladies” – By Guest Writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com

SWTNAEYCH

Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for your collecting pleasure. I know I have been bombarding your faces with statues and toys of all kind over the last month and I wanted to take this time to change it up a bit and dedicate this weeks “Stuff You Want…” for the lovely ladies!

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Stuff You Want, Things You Need & Everything You Can’t Have!- By Guest Writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com

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[Editors Note: 'SYWTYN & Everything You Can't Have' is a weekly products column by guest writer Eric Kwun of igeektrooper.com]

Welcome bastards to a new installment of “Stuff You Want, Things You Need, & Everything You Can’t Have” by yours truly, Eric aka geektrooper. I’m back to inform you about some of the awesome goods out on the market for your collecting pleasure. Prepare to fork over your hard earned credits for these awesome goods.

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