Its a Sad Sad world when something like this is absolutely, positively one of the closest things to the truth. What happens when Mario is having a celebratory meal with his pals and his waiter is…Sonic? Oooooooooo…Awkward. Hot off the Uber successful New Mario Game and selling millions of copies I can only relate this to Metallica winning their Grammy award and while celebrating at a restaurant having Dave Mustaine (Their former guitarist who they kicked out in 82′-83′ before they were BIG) serving them their food….I believe the same circumstances would occur.

Nerds + The Situation = Awesomeness. The only thing that would improve this Super Mario Bros/Jersey Shore mash-up: the real cast of Jersey Shore. Really, what else would THE REAL CAST OF JERSEY SHORE actually IMPROVE? One hand clapping, right? Check out what would go down if Super Mario Bros. & company landed on the Jersey Shore. I hereby request a re-make with the real cast of the show, seriously. Just put the real cast in the house with the characters and let the cameras roll. I bet not much would end up on the cutting room floor of that shoot.

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Hmmm ever wonder what would happen if Jesus Christ had to battle his way thru Super Mario Bros. World 1-1? Ya, I never thought of such a thing either. Anyway, some unknown Post-It, flipbook animator went and threw his hat over the wall and dreamed up something you and I never could. Instead of just a simple telling of Jesus imagined as Super Mario he went and did the next best thing by making Jesus kick the fuck out of everyone in the level.Even the Princess got a good kick to the face. I mean if anyone in the game deserved a good ass kick, it’s Princess Peach. You think she ever offered Mario a thank you for saving me blow job? No! The bitch should have been left to be sodomized by Bowser.

Kudos to the mystery animator and his marvelous, ass kicking Mario Jesus. Post-It, flick book animation is a dying art and you truly are the king of kings.

source via i hate chaos

We all know that Mario is a very busy man…after all, he tries to save a princess, travels through some pretty amazing worlds and fights off turtles and mushrooms. But what exactly does he do on his day off? Well, he is a plumber of course! (As if you didn’t know…and yet sometimes forget) Anyways, Pat Kinell drew this picture in which he entitled it “Super Plumber.”

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I have always been a fan of the Mario Mushrooms and when I hear about some new toy/design/artwork that has been made I always want to take a peak and check it out. And then I ran into this thing. Honestly, I think I will have nightmares now. And I’m all for thinking outside the box and creativity but this shroom is scary. Parents: WARNING: May Cause Children To Run And Hide! Hell, the monsters that live under my bed have nothing compared to this guy. Created by Jaime, a Kotaku tipster, it is the perfect size to hang on your Christmas Tree…if you want to scare Santa away…It is made from acrylics and clay and is only $40 (current bid?)…more then a Hallmark Ornament…yikes! Order it here.

My god, this is scary as hell. I will never look at Mario Brothers the same again or rather Piranha Plants the same again. Hell I always thought these fire ball spewing plants were harmless creatures that just had a fear of plumbers. Heck they live in sewer pipes…shouldn’t they want to defend their home from pesky plumbers? I digress. See as harmless as I thought these guys are, the magnificently talented Jamie Margary thought otherwise. Using wire, clay and acrylics, he constructed his vision of what a Piranha plant from Super Mario would look like in real life and it’s terrifying. I mean holy waffles, this thing is going to haunt my dreams for the next week. As evil looking as it is I must say it’s pretty freaking cool. Jamie gets a thumbs up from us.

source slashgamer via destructoid

The Gem finding ToplessRobot.com has done it again. He is the Indiana Jones of digging up amazing finds and posting them up…And I am the VILLAIN in the film always stealing the artifacts from Indy!!! Mwa Ha Ha!!

Anyways, this is a metal rendering of the mario theme with the 8-bit vid to kick it off.

This is the ending we all knew REALLY happened!! Not for the kiddies, but off the fucken chain hilarious!