A small confession before we start. When I began researching this article I wanted to write a guide to geek based porn parodies  as a whole. A full top down view of the XXX/nerd landscape. After a few hours of I came upon the realization that there is a lot of porn out there. A LOT. There is also a large section of it that caters (or tries to) to the nerdy palate. From interview/gonzo style with ‘real’ gamer girls (Geek Girls: The Gamers) to the obvious fantasy/D&D styled (This Ain’t Conan The Barbarian XXX 3D). Hell the sitcom parodies alone number near if not over 100. They have even made porn parodies of cartoons, non-animated mind you. Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad. The vast amount of nerd porn out there is staggering, I just about googled ‘calculus porn’ for crying out loud. It must be out there, somewhere.

I had to narrow the sample size and specialize or I would spend the next 2 years of my life watching porn 24 hours a day. I would, mind you, since I care that deeply for you wonderful readers out there, but I have a day job.

So, with 3 companies locking up the superhero porn market (NSFW links: Vivid Superhero, Extreme Comixxx, and bluebirdfilms.) I grabbed a dozen titles that seemed to cover the basics of the superhero porn sub-genre. Covering all the big names, Batman, Superman, Iron Man. I will watch them all in no particular order and see what comes out. I worded that bad, I mean watch them with a comic nerds eye and see how the darker side of this 3 colour icons turns out.

I also realize that I can talk to much about the porn side of these movies. Not out of some high morale stance or fear that I might harm your delicate sensibilities, more so the fact that it’s going to get really boring, real quick if I do. These are dirty movies, with people doing dirty things to other people, and then roll over and doing something else dirty to someone else in the room. Take that as a given. The clips that I used are SFW, but… they are still from porn. There are sounds. People in at your workplace will hear those sounds a look at you oddly in the lunch room, if your comfortable with that, good.

Let’s begin.

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(Post by nerdbastards contributor Nick Bungay- Twitter @NickBungay)

Even with this tough American economy it looks like even those in spandex and capes have had to sink to porn. Not that we’re complaining about it anyway. With Zack Snyder‘s Superman still without a lead and no Wonder Woman in sight for now we have to rely on these XXX porn parodies for now.

A low budget and cheesy acting won’t keep the man of XXX steel down in this Superman XXX parody, directed by Axel Braun. The Vivid Entertainment spoof is well before the release of the next Superman movie and hell, it already has a lead actor. Superman XXX: A Porn Parody is being released in January 2011. Ryan Driller, while stopping plane crashes and hopefully not being faster than a speeding bullet (giggity) is this tale’s man of steel for the ladies. It’s a pretty sure bet that there not trying to target the DC audience on this one however. With his red X logo and the facial features like John Hamm it should be good for the ladies and fellas. And, if I must say I think it’s funny that the SFX’s look more convincing than Superman 4.

Superman isn’t the only one that’s dropping the costume to the ground. Wonder Woman herself is dropping the gold cuffs and using the lasso of for some real good. OK, so porn star Tori Black doesn’t come close to looking like the Amazonian princess, but she’s close. If not having the iconic black hair doesn’t turn you away then Wonder Wolan XXX: A Hardcore parody is going to be right up your alley:

CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP

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