McAdams May Be a ‘True Detective,’ But Page and Mara are ‘Tiny Detectives’

- 09-25-14Funny Videos, TV Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

Film Title: Red Eye.

It’s been a big news week for True Detective fans as information about the second season of the critically-acclaimed HBO show has been coming in fast and furiously. (You’ll get that later.) Following up on the recent casting announcement of Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn for two of the series’ four main roles comes word that Rachel McAdams is circling the third. Nothing’s confirmed just yet, but sources say that McAdams is very close to taking on the role. In the meantime, you can tell that True Detective has fully entered the zeitgeist because now it has its very own parody courtesy of Funny or Die! Get your full load of True Detective news below. (more…)

Are Gambit and Nightcrawler Heading for the ‘Apocalypse’?

- 03-21-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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Of all the mutants shoe-horned into the upcoming X-Men: Days of Future Past, it felt like director Bryan Singer might have forgotten a couple of fan-favorites. If you are a Nightcrawler or Gambit fan, you might have been left thinking that Singer was slapping you in the face, especially since both the German teleporter and the Cajun card-tosser have both appeared in previous X-Men films. But no offense was indented, and now, according to the director himself, their may be room for both Nightcrawler and Gambit in the next X-Men film, 2016’s X-Men: Apocalypse. (more…)

Who Will Play Finnick Odair In ‘Catching Fire’?

- 05-29-12Film Posted by Chris D.

Lionsgate hasn’t found the “perfect” Finnick Odair for their film adaptation of Catching Fire just yet, but some names are being thrown around right now as potential whores tributes.

Sources are saying that the three potentials are Armie Hammer, Taylor Kitsch and Garrett Hedlund, although the studio may also be considering some unknowns for the part.  What we do know for sure, however, is that Robert Pattinson is not in the running regardless of whatever rumors are being bandied about.  In any case, chances are we’ll hear about the official casting decision now long from now, and we’ll all rest easy knowing which actor will be wielding a trident in the next film.

Catching Fire will hit theaters on November 22, 2013 and filming will start in the fall of this year.

Who would you rather see portraying the District 4 victor?  I guess it doesn’t matter unless the dude has got “incredible green eyes” or whatever the hell it says in the books.

Source: Comic Book Movie

‘The Avengers’ Torpedos ‘Battleship’ Out of The Water

- 05-21-12Comics, Film Posted by NickBungay

While Peter Berg and Universal’s Battleship was solid in the international market this past weekend, pulling in a reported $226.8 million, it was its domestic release that would prove its worth. With a weekend haul of only $25.3 million dollars, Battleship was clearly a miss (see what I did there). While  live-action Hasbro film was able to defend against the third place $17 million dollar The Dictator, it was unable to take the top spot of Joss Whedon‘s Avengers,  which is now in it’s third week at number 1.

In an interview with Yahoo, Universal’s president of domestic distribution Nikki Rocco said she expected this, saying:

“It is obviously a disappointment, but we will move on. And we have Memorial Day coming up,”… “The studio has a picture that already has a quarter of a billion dollars in the bank, and it won’t die at $25.3 million domestically. We all know that.”

Even an executive with the studio is proud of how things for Battleship turned out, saying in his Deadline interview:

”Our P&A spend and production costs are even less than The Dictator – and our cast made it to the Oscars without offending AMPAS. Ha.”

The next time Universal wants to make a movie based on a board game maybe they should try using a few of our ideas.

The Marvel super flick now brings it’s total to an impressive $55 Million in it’s third weekend, building it’s total domestic earnings to $457.1M and over $1 Billion worldwide, but with Will Smith and Men in Black III just around the corner there could very well be a new number 1 next week. Any bets?

Source: Deadline

Universal Sues Global Asylum Over ‘American Battleship’, Asylum Says Thanks

- 05-01-12Film Posted by NickBungay

One of these things is not like the other.

Known for their whole Mockbusters” thing, Global Asylum constantly makes cheaper versions of the year’s top film franchises. This time, Universal studios has finally said “Enough!”, and bitch slapping the company with a class action lawsuit. Initially reported by TMZ , the lawsuit (which can be read here) claims that Global Asylum is trying to piggyback off the board-game-turned-Blockbuster-feature starring Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård and Rihanna.

Global Asylum’s most recent feature, American Battleship, goes straight to DVD May 22nd — a mere four days after Universal’s Battleship hits theaters May 18th. Seems a bit fishy that two movies, both about naval warships battling aliens from space, would be released so close to each other. But this is a tactic that Asylum has used over and over again.

Just look at their recent “hits”: Paranormal Entity, Titanic II, 2012: Ice Age, The Terminators, Transmorphers and Battle Of Los Angeles. Sound familiar? They should, because Asylum is known for copying the premise and plot of the every feature-length film its copies. And Universal will not stand for it a minute longer.

In a response to the lawsuit posted on Deadline, Global Asylum gave the single best defense a company could ever give:

The Global Asylum has promoted the feature film American Battleship for nearly a year while Universal raised no concerns. The timing of Universal’s recently filed lawsuit coincides with mixed reviews of its big-budget film, Battleship — the first movie based on a board game since Clue. Looking for a scapegoat, or more publicity, for its pending box-office disaster, the executives at Universal filed this lawsuit in fear of a repeat of the box office flop, John Carter of Mars. The Universal action is wholly without merit and we will vigorously defend their claims in Court. Nonetheless, we appreciate the publicity.

Bitch slap returned in spades, thanking Universal for suing them and using the “John Carter” defense. While you have to hate Asylum for their dirty tactics, you have to respect their badassery here. Hopefully they’ll still have this type of swagger when both parties go to court in the next few weeks.

We wish everyone the best in the coming bloodbath.

Nerdy Bits: Beaker Joins the Empire, Incredibly Genius ‘Doctor Who’ 16-Bit RPG, Harrison Ford “Plays” ‘Kinect Star Wars Galactic Dance Off’ and MOAR!

- 04-04-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, WTF? Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: That’s right, our President’s a Trekkie. Either that or this photo was taken at a secret White House meeting with the very first Vulcan ambassadors. And then of course, Obama calls in his top extra-terrestrial expert, Nichelle Nichols. (Laughing Squid)

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Kitsch Doesn’t Think ‘Carter’ is a Failure, So F**k You!

- 04-03-12Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

Taylor Kitsch doesn’t know what y’all are complaining about, in his mind, John Carter is doing fine thank you very much.

After being only able to recoup $66 million domestically since opening last month, a lot of people are going out of their way to point out that John Carter is a mega flop, especially after Disney spent $250 million-plus on it. But once you factor in the money the movie’s made overseas, Carter’s made over $254 million worldwide so far. And you know what? Kitsch is cool with that.

“I don’t see it as a failure, that’s the thing. I’m incredibly proud of it, and I would do it all over again,” he said to Yahoo). “If someone told me that my first lead film will make well over 300 million dollars, that’s a good thing.”

Fair enough.

“I know personally I literally did everything possible I could have in John Carter, and in Battleship and in Savages. That’s why I prep so hard, and why I push myself so hard, so I can have no regrets.”

Kitsch also talked about the fans’ (all five of them) desire to see a sequel to the film.

“If you are going to pay attention to the materialistic part of it, you also need to pay attention to the fans. For them to have these Facebook pages and rally to get another one going, it’s quite flattering.”

So there’s a good chance John Carter will break even at least, so take that to the bank haters! Kitsch owns you. He will have the last laugh. Hahahahahahahaha…. Seeing you on opening weekend for Battleship, suckas!

Source: Blastr

New Battleship Trailer – More Battleshippy Action

- 03-13-12Film Posted by Mark Poynter

 

This NerdBastard just finished watching the new trailer for “Battleship” and it’s got me thinking.

Yeah, Yeah, YOU thinking?

I thought I smelled smoke.

If this movie was not tied to the game Battleship then maybe people might take it more seriously and give it a chance. Those marketing geniuses might have realized that if they bothered to talk to people NOT walking around at the local mall.

Taylor Kitsch is gonna take a beating over the debacle that is John Carter, and it’s too bad. It’s really more of a marketing problem and less of an acting, plot, or production problem. The movie itself is not that bad. Now Taylor is starring in Peter Berg‘s Battleship. Another movie that has been plagued by poor marketing.

Inspired by the Hasbro game, the film stars Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna, and Liam Neeson as naval officers dealing with an otherwordly force that threatens to destroy our planet.

Watch this trailer and try to forget that it was ever tied to the Hasbro game and see if it changes your mind.

MOVIE REVIEW: ‘John Carter’

- 03-09-12Featured, Film, reviews Posted by Matthew Jackson


I’ve spent the last several weeks following and writing about the negative buzz surrounding John Carter with a kind of fascinated dismay. The things that make or break a film – especially when they seem to have very little to do with what’s actually on the screen – fascinate me, but because it was this film that seemed to be breaking before it was even released, I found myself once again overwhelmed with cynical passive-aggression toward Hollywood. See, I believe in Andrew Stanton, the genius who brought us Finding Nemo  and Wall-E and who has been an integral part of Pixar since it began. I believe in Michael Chabon, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay who champions genre fiction and bashes critical pretensions from inside the literary establishment. I believe in Edgar Rice Burroughs and his timeless, now 100-year-old story of a man who landed on a red world called Barsoom. I believe in all of that, and so I wanted to be vindicated. I tried for weeks to give John Carter the exposure I felt it deserved. I wanted to prove to everyone that the pundits were wrong, that it was worth seeing despite the convoluted and often obnoxiously bland marketing machine. And so I went to see John Carter hoping to be vindicated and worried that I would be both disappointed and embarrassed. What if it wasn’t good? What if it was terrible? Would I leave the theater still believing in John Carter?

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Ten-Minute Clip From ‘John Carter is the Best Footage on the Net Yet

- 03-05-12Film Posted by Luke Gallagher

John Carter opens this coming Friday and despite all it’s bad press, Disney is still doing all it can to put asses in seats. The studio has now released a ten-minute clip that helps set up the movie.

What you’ll see below is the film’s version of Edgar Rice Burrough’s arriving at a palatial estate, where he reads a book in which John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) narrates his experience. We see Carter in Arizona and the events that lead to his transport to Mars, where the Civil War vet is caught up in a new civil war.

I’ve been hatin’ on John Carter since day one, but I will admit those 10 minutes drew me in entirely. I dig the Indiana Jones feel to it – fun action and what not. If the original trailer didn’t have me hooked… this excerpt certainly has.

John Carter stars Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Mark Strong, Ciaran Hinds, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Daryl Sabara, Polly Walker, Bryan Cranston, Thomas Hayden Church, and Willem Dafoe. It is directed by Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo, Wall-E) and opens on March 9th.

From Academy Award(R)-winning filmmaker Andrew Stanton comes “John Carter”–a sweeping action-adventure set on the mysterious and exotic planet of Barsoom (Mars). “John Carter” is based on a classic novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs, whose highly imaginative adventures served as inspiration for many filmmakers, both past and present. The film tells the story of war-weary, former military captain John Carter (Taylor Kitsch), who is inexplicably transported to Mars where he becomes reluctantly embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions amongst the inhabitants of the planet, including Tars Tarkas (Willem Dafoe) and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins). In a world on the brink of collapse, Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes that the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.