‘TMNT’ Posters Contain a Whole Lotta Fisting (Bonus Comments From ‘Turtles’ Co-Creator Peter Laird!)

- 04-08-14Comics, Film Posted by Jacob Knight

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The marketing machine for the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot rolls on, with four posters hitting the web today. They’re simple and evocative; featuring the weapons that each reptilian ninja wields in the face of Shredder’s faceless onslaught. Those looking some super weird visual slash fic may want to move on, as I only used that headline as a means to lure in the bigger weirdos who read NB on a daily basis. I’m like the Chris Hansen of comic book movie news. Have a seat…and let’s talk about your bizarre need to see green martial arts experts violate each others’ orifices.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Screenwriter Andre Nemec Ain’t Buying Your Indignation, Bro

- 03-28-14Film Posted by Jacob Knight

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This week, one of the biggest geek stories has been the release of the first full-length look at the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. For whatever reason, thirty and forty-year-olds began weeping about the “molestation of their childhood” (Jesus guys…), while those of us who can recognize the detriments of over-indulging in nostalgia simply shrugged and went about our day. Ignoring the infallible maxim “don’t read the comments”, the screenwriter of the latest take on everybody’s favorite pizza-chomping reptilian ninjas is speaking out about Bay & Co.’s  ”vision” for the upcoming film.

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Trailer For The Ninja Turtle Reboot Hits, You Might Want To Sit Down For This

- 03-27-14Comics, Film Posted by Jeremy R! Hudson

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For the past year or more, fans of the beloved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise have been on an emotional rollercoaster. The Michael Bay backed reboot of the Heroes In A Half Shell has been met with a range of emotions from cautious optimism to blind nerd rage (ok, it is mostly the latter.) With the first trailer hitting the Internet today we should finally have the final answer on what this new iteration of TMNT will be, right?

Well, Will Arnett (who plays the wise cracking camera man to Megan Fox‘s April O’Neil) stopped by the TODAY show to give us a first look at the movies trailer. Oh, and he brought them pizza because prop comedy is still a valid art form.  (more…)

Bay-Turtles Trailer Description from CinemaCon Creates Anger (Naturally)

- 03-25-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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If there’s a more controversial movie coming out this year for the nerd set than the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you probably don’t want to know about it. And here’s something else you probably don’t want to know about, the trailer description for the new TMNT movie, AKA: “Bay-Turtles.” If you’re holding on for any hope that the stuff you’ve heard about the movie so far is a red herring, sorry, it might be worse than you think. The new trailer was screened at Cinema Con in Las Vegas, the annual convention of theater owners, and, well, no one was amused. (more…)

The BastardCast vs a Tubby Time Lord and Superman Hits the Sauce

- 02-11-14Featured, Nerd Culture Posted by Team Bastard

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Most shows make you wait decades for a lost episode (suck it, Doctor Who!) The BastardCast plays by their own rules and releases one mere days after it was thought kidnapped by the forces of evil (faulty Toshiba). Really, it’s a long story involving hard drives and ninjas so we won’t bore you with all the exciting details (there was a car chase! Jason got shot in the knee!)

Joining Jeremy and Jason on this unearthed artifact is long time friend of people he’s known for a long time, Chris Cummins for a rousing hour of fart jokes, geekery and, nerd news from 8 days ago… because all of this stuff STILL MATTERS! (more…)

‘TMNT’ Fans, Here is the First Pic of the Bayed-Up Shredder

- 01-29-14Comics, Film, TV Posted by Jason McAnelly

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Welcome to another round of “WTF Has Michael Bay Done to My Childhood?” – AKA, some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot news. Earlier today, we sent out a relay on the new look that the Turtles themselves have. Now, we get a look at the chief baddie of the film, Shredder. Scroll down to check out the treatment he’s been given. (more…)

Your First (Blurry) Look at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles New Look [Updated Pics]

- 01-28-14Comics, Film Posted by Jeremy R! Hudson

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The Michael Bay and Jonathan Liebesman reboot of the much beloved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise for the bigscreen has long be a hot topic (and more often a nexus for nerd rage). Well, an image hit the ‘net earlier today that will only serve to fuel that. Reportedly a snap of the earlier rumored toys from the movie, one that also serves to reinforce that abysmal Halloween costume that leaked a few days back.

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The BastardCast vs. The Cannibal Rat Ship Holocaust (featuring Backdoor Teen Batman)

- 01-27-14Featured, Nerd Culture Posted by Team Bastard

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This week, a new episode of The BastardCast is racing toward you like Justin Bieber in a Lambo! That’s right, like an atomic rat on a Russian ghost ship, we’re goona gnaw your face off with comedy! You will witness Batman’s secret shame. You will learn the terrible truth behind the Stan Lee/George Lucas connection. You will judge Jason and Jeremy poorly since they are making most of this up as they go along. (more…)

Turtle Toys Offer Hints About Bay’s ‘TMNT’ Movie

- 01-03-14Comics, Film Posted by Adam A. Donaldson

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Well, this may be some of the first good news to come out of the production of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and it comes from a blogger who received a report from a toy show that featured figures based on the brand new movie produced by Michael Bay and directed by Jonathan Liebesman. According to that report, the film, which is often maligned for one bizarre  rumor after the other, seems to have taken a somewhat more traditional tact with the design of the main characters. Now are you interested? (more…)

‘Fresh Prince’ Dad and ‘TMNT’ Voice Actor James Avery Dead At 68

- 01-01-14TV Posted by Luke Gallagher

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Starting the New Year off with some sad news,  it’s been reported actor James Avery has died at the age of 68. He played Uncle Phil on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and was the voice of Shredder and Splinter on the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV show (among many other credits).

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