It’s a sad fact of life that we can’t use the force. Getting someone to sleep with you would be soooo much easier. But we cannot lament over things that are out of our control. It’s okay though! Put the razor blade down! There is a new awesome release in fashion that will have the ladies/ guys (whichever you’re after) pulling your pants off in no time. I introduce to you the Vader Track Jacket. Now be the most feared nerd at your school or workplace. This thing is rocking Vader’s breastplate mechanical panel on the front as well as a short cape thing (both are detachable). For 100 dollars it’s not the best deal but this is a must have for any hardcore  Star Wars geek. Force choke not included in retail purchase. Enjoy!

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